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Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Handyman

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Bowlcutbarricade
Dec 27, 2014

:firstpost:

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
id have a beer with that dude

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle
he probably is quasi republican but he p funny when he's drunk

Pulp Can Move
Oct 4, 2012
The list of projects which handymen can do is extensive, and varies from easy-to-learn tasks which take little time such as changing a light bulb, to extensive projects which require multiple steps, such as kitchen remodeling. Here is a partial list:

Air conditioner installation
Appraising of property
Auto maintenance
Barbecue pit maintenance
Cabinet refacing
Carpentry
Ceiling repair
Ceramic tile repair
Cleaning
Concrete work
Countertops
Crown moulding
Curtain hanging
Decks
Door installation
Door repair
Drain cleaning
Dryer repair
Dryer vent cleaning
Dryer vent installation
Drywall Installation
Drywall repair
Electrical wiring
Energy Updates
Fan installation
Fence fixing
Fireplace cleaning
Flooring Installation and Repair
Foundations
Framing
Garage door openers
Garage doors
General Maintenance
Gutter Cleaning
Gutter Repair
Heating system tune-up
Home inspections
Home security systems
Hot tubs and spas
Insulation installation (batts)
Insulation installation (blown-in)
Lamp repairs
Landscaping
Lawncare
Lockset adjustment
Molding installation
Moving
Paint removal
Painting
Patio stone installation
Pest control
Photography
Plumbing repairs
Porches
Remodeling basements
Remodeling bathrooms
Remodeling kitchens
Roofing
Safety modifications
Sealing driveways
Senior Living Modifications
Septic system repair
Shelf installation
Shelving
Skylight installation
Solar panels
Soundproofing
Sprinkler repair
Sprinkler system installation
Stain removal
Staining furniture
Stone work
Storage area construction
Storage area repair
Swapping a toilet
Swimming pool maintenance
Tiling
Wall building
Waste and junk removal
Water purification
Water softening
Window cleaning
Window installation
Window repair

Note: this is a partial list

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
That guy bought a jerkey making machine and used it once after duck hunting to make duck jerkey and then he never used it again and sold it on craiglist for as much as he paid for it somehow

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
Since u can't du none of that, best have a glass of sherry with grans, sweety :wink:

Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com
handymen always look so trashy.

i bet an enterprising WASP who is well-mannered, clean-cut, eloquent and honest could make a killing in the home-services trades.

like, imagine being the only plumber in town who shows up on time, is polite, and doesn't lie about what's broken or overcharge the customer. he'd make buku-bucks.

TacticalUrbanHomo
Aug 17, 2011

by Lowtax

Aesop Poprock posted:

That guy bought a jerkey making machine and used it once after duck hunting to make duck jerkey and then he never used it again and sold it on craiglist for as much as he paid for it somehow

I bought it from him I can't wait to use it

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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the platonic ideal of a handyman, gay facial hair and all

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Two Free Toppings
Jul 1, 2007

SUCK
THE
SHIT
OUT
OF
MY
OWN
ASSHOLE

Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:

he'd make buku-bucks.
And old women would love him for using slang they were comfortable with

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