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Clipperton
Dec 20, 2011
Grimey Drawer
on netflix

what am i doing with my life

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Clipperton
Dec 20, 2011
Grimey Drawer
whoopi goldberg is in this and she looks like a homeless person

Cry Havoc
May 10, 2004

This cyberpunk cartoon avatar is pretty dang ol' good, I tell you what.
is it better than the third movie

Clipperton
Dec 20, 2011
Grimey Drawer
jury's still out

it does have will arnett

Cry Havoc
May 10, 2004

This cyberpunk cartoon avatar is pretty dang ol' good, I tell you what.
does splinter make another funny

Clipperton
Dec 20, 2011
Grimey Drawer
splinter is tony shalhoub, that seems wrong

whenever i see will arnett i say 'will arnett is awesome, why doesn't he do more stuff' then i realise everything he's ever starred in has been a miserable flop

Cry Havoc
May 10, 2004

This cyberpunk cartoon avatar is pretty dang ol' good, I tell you what.
the third ninja turtle nes game was p good

Clipperton
Dec 20, 2011
Grimey Drawer

Cry Havoc posted:

the third ninja turtle nes game was p good

i had a commodore 64

megan fox is prettier than i remember

Cry Havoc
May 10, 2004

This cyberpunk cartoon avatar is pretty dang ol' good, I tell you what.
april o'neil is a p good porn actress

Nonviolent J
Jul 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Soiled Meat
why they have no cocks

ColoradoCleric
Dec 26, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
the 2004 era one was cool cuz it actually followed the comics

Clipperton
Dec 20, 2011
Grimey Drawer

Nonviolent J posted:

why they have no cocks

spoilers

i am not a teenage mutant ninja turtles purist but werent the foot clan originally ninjas

now theyre special forces guys going SHORT WALL! SHORT WALL! and DELTA BRAVO GO GO GO TANGO TANGO

michael bay needs to gently caress a couple of soldiers and get it over with

Cry Havoc
May 10, 2004

This cyberpunk cartoon avatar is pretty dang ol' good, I tell you what.
or homeless whoopi

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



that first ninja turtles movie loving rocks and holds up way better than it has any right to

WILDTURKEY101
Mar 7, 2005

Look to your left. Look to your right. Only one of you is going to pass this course.

Cubey posted:

that first ninja turtles movie loving rocks and holds up way better than it has any right to

the second one too

the third one is hilariously bad

Clipperton
Dec 20, 2011
Grimey Drawer
megan fox is the only person even trying to act in this movie

Otto Von Jizzmark
Dec 27, 2004
I was dissapointed in the ninja turtles it was too hard i couldnt ever beat that level on the dam. Here is a secret nintendo fans on a boss you can use donertello to hit the boss with the stick and not get hurt

frogge
Apr 7, 2006


regular or menthol???

Cyberball 2072
Feb 17, 2014

by Lowtax

WILDTURKEY101 posted:

the second one too

No.


This thread reminded me I should watch that new one when I get home

Dungeon Ecology
Feb 9, 2011

Nonviolent J posted:

why they have no cocks

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

Go home and be a family man!
The first one and TMNT are both good, but the first one's better. 2 and 3 are dumb and I never saw the new one so I dunno. That's the official tier list.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Clipperton posted:

megan fox is the only person even trying to act in this movie

Well yeah the movie was her last big chance to salvage her relationship with Michael Bay/Michael Bay's people after she acted like a brat on Transformers 2 and her meager attempts to give herself a career outside of Transformers completely failed to take. What's funny is the Honest Trailers douchebags immediately pointed out how the movie objectifies her to a crazy degree.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KueEWP91tWc

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Corky Romanovsky
Oct 1, 2006

Soiled Meat
Raphael got marginalized to "not the leader".

Was alright, for a TMNT movie.

Could have fleshed out the characters more. Didn't seem to be much in the way of development of any character. The only one we kinda knew anything about was the business man/scientists.

Did it pass that movie test for having two females talk to each other about not-guys? Or did it fail because April talked to Whoopie about anthropomorphic male turtles?

Donovan Trip
Jan 6, 2007

What the..

ballistics statistics
Nov 27, 2003

:shepface:God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title:shepface:


I legit loved the new movie, but I'm also a child of the 80's. Megan Fox is a terrible person and is only in the movie because she's hot, but she can't act for poo poo.

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

I think you mean teenage mutant hero turtles

olaf2022
Feb 19, 2003
Fun Shoe

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
I mean, I'm pretty sure I heard Shredder say "Tonight I dine on turtle soup!" in there somewhere.

That pretty much covers all the bases, right?

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

Gutcruncher posted:

The first one and TMNT are both good, but the first one's better. 2 and 3 are dumb and I never saw the new one so I dunno. That's the official tier list.

"fudge off with your list 2 was in every way superior to that tmnt puke bullcrap"

- david fuckin warner

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

wellll it has to do with your underdeveloped mind seking juvenile stimulation as opposed to soomething more mature such aswrestling]

Baku
Aug 20, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
in the middle of watching orange is the new black and the newsroom for the first time so i can go back in time two years and understand what other people are talking about myself

Bleusilences
Jun 23, 2004

Be careful for what you wish for.

So is there still a shot with helicopter flying while the sun set/rise?

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
Was rewatching second one in April, and was 1/3 of the way in. When May came they took it down.

Ordered the 4 movie combo DVD for cheap off Amazon. It has the TMNT movie as the 4th. Is it any good?

2 was great until loving Vanilla Ice showed up. loving 90's :cripes:

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
They should make a GI Joe movie.

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
they should make a movie where people have sex and they show everything

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Nefarious posted:

they should make a movie where people have sex and they show everything

Oooooooooh! I'm telling!

Bro Nerd Alpha
Aug 27, 2012

going on pussy patrol
pizza dudes got 30 seconds

naem
May 29, 2011

Megan fox is still way at the top of my boner list

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social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Nefarious posted:

they should make a movie where people have sex and they show everything

i wanna see how much they don't really like each other but are embarrassed if they end up in conversation w friends and the friends find out they haven't been laid in like a month so they have sex just out of societal norms and face it stacy is prob not gonna find the guys she's looking for lol a guy who flosses and likes trips to bed baths and beyond ya ok stacy lol

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