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everything is god. if u disagree with me and talk about science, that right there is god too. everything is god. god = the mysterious process of the universe. everything is just a part of it. or all of it.
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# ? May 28, 2015 05:59 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 05:31 |
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well if god is everything then he is nothing and there is no god just a bunch of other poo poo
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# ? May 28, 2015 06:08 |
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God made man make guns and guns are awesome. So, is god awesome?
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# ? May 28, 2015 06:12 |
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what if god was one of us
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# ? May 28, 2015 06:13 |
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# ? May 28, 2015 06:14 |
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Just a slob like one of us.
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# ? May 28, 2015 06:14 |
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just a stranger on the bus
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# ? May 28, 2015 06:15 |
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just a blob that's full of pus
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# ? May 28, 2015 06:16 |
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i didnt give god permission to be inside me
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# ? May 28, 2015 06:17 |
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I dont remember anymore of that song.Thanks to this guy up here he ruined it ^^^^
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# ? May 28, 2015 06:18 |
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Nonviolent J posted:i didnt give god permission to be inside me Your're cool.
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# ? May 28, 2015 06:19 |
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I thought we were gonna have a moment together.
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# ? May 28, 2015 06:20 |
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tvayisnihyaami posted:everything is god. There is no God in you, you are damned.
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# ? May 28, 2015 06:20 |
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casual beep posted:just a stranger on the bus
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# ? May 28, 2015 06:21 |
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Mr.Bob posted:I thought we were gonna have a moment together. some people wait a lifetime for a moment like this
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# ? May 28, 2015 06:21 |
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god's cock is a friend of the family. jesus sucks the cum from my fat fingers. i gently caress god's cock with my face and spit his cum on my belly. long-dead moses visits me to lick friend of the family cum from my chin. i can't see the stars anymore. christ fills my oval office with the holy ghost. friend of the family god sucks my cock with abraham's lips and swallows my cum with sarah's throat and shits in my oval office with noah's sodomized rear end in a top hat. i weep when i cum. god doesn't forgive. my family never calls me anymore.
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# ? May 28, 2015 06:21 |
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Gazpacho posted:talking too loud on his phone hes busy think of how many mormons are in distress
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# ? May 28, 2015 06:23 |
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Gatekeeper posted:god's cock is a friend of the family. jesus sucks the cum from my fat fingers. i gently caress god's cock with my face and spit his cum on my belly. long-dead moses visits me to lick friend of the family cum from my chin. i can't see the stars anymore. christ fills my oval office with the holy ghost. friend of the family god sucks my cock with abraham's lips and swallows my cum with sarah's throat and shits in my oval office with noah's sodomized rear end in a top hat. i weep when i cum. god doesn't forgive. my family never calls me anymore.
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# ? May 28, 2015 06:23 |
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casual beep posted:hes busy think of how many mormons are in distress in this dress
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# ? May 28, 2015 06:24 |
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god made the whole enchilada
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# ? May 28, 2015 06:24 |
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Vastarien posted:
who makes half an enchilada though really thats hosed up poo poo i mean how can you even do that because even if its half or part of an enchilada in size it's still the whole enchilada which you have made as in it's 100% of the enchilada so it's kind of impossible to make less than the whole enchilada because there is no intrinsic value of enchiladas here
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# ? May 28, 2015 06:27 |
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casual beep posted:who makes half an enchilada though really thats hosed up poo poo could god make an enchilada so big that not even he could eat it?
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# ? May 28, 2015 06:29 |
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Cry Havoc posted:some people wait a lifetime We all do. It's ok to be disappointed. We can be friends too,
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# ? May 28, 2015 06:29 |
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Vastarien posted:could god make an enchilada so big that not even he could eat it?
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# ? May 28, 2015 06:32 |
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Vastarien posted:could god make an enchilada so big that not even he could eat it? What do you think the universe is? Yup god enchilada.
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# ? May 28, 2015 06:32 |
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Shut the gently caress up, Josh Duggar, nobody is buying your poo poo any more.
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# ? May 28, 2015 06:35 |
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George Carlin posted:God bless everyone, right in the mouth.
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# ? May 28, 2015 06:35 |
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Dont make me swallow though, that might hurt.... or it might scar me more than catholicism.
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# ? May 28, 2015 06:37 |
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way to get a big head over figuring out something so obvious that even subatomic particles would go "duh" at you about pointing it out
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# ? May 28, 2015 06:43 |
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god is in my jizz and that's how I like it* *jizz
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# ? May 28, 2015 06:45 |
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What if Jesus Christ was merely the first X-Man?
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# ? May 28, 2015 06:46 |
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LonsomeSon posted:What if Jesus Christ was merely the first X-Man?
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# ? May 28, 2015 06:47 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxOQTaLTFrU
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# ? May 28, 2015 06:51 |
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Vastarien posted:
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# ? May 28, 2015 06:57 |
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Was god in the Dinosaurs, too? Because that would be kinda cool.
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# ? May 28, 2015 06:59 |
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Are you trying to tell me I've got God deep inside of me? Because I'm fixin' to file charges against God...
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# ? May 28, 2015 07:05 |
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people who use words without definitions (like the op is doing with god) are not interested in sharing information and solely interested in controlling emotions and opinions. the same applies to people focused on redefining words
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# ? May 28, 2015 07:11 |
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God is the mold we were all cast from, so God is of course the perfection of his love. But since we all cray-cray it's safe to assume the old man is too
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# ? May 28, 2015 07:13 |
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exspurt analcyst posted:God is the mold we were all cast from God must touch his dick a lot
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# ? May 28, 2015 07:15 |
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god has no dick and yet my strong daddy always fills me up
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