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All my relatives are racist creationist rednecks in Texas and my facebook feed has been hilarious for days (okay, aside from all the wanton destruction and death). Literal years of a-hyucking about filthy liberals and "environmentalists" pushing the climate change agenda and/or how God will judge this nation with meteorites and hurricanes for letting gay people touch each others' asses... and now Texas, religious bastion of straightness and oil, is starting to look like Noah's neighbors. Like at this point do they have to admit that this is part of a natural progression, and the climate is actually changing? Or is this a supernatural intervention, in which case why is Texas underwater while the flannel lesbians toke up with their boring wives under clear blue skies in Seattle? I genuinely cannot wait to see how the baptist-sharia-law crowd explains this poo poo.
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# ? May 28, 2015 06:10 |
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lol youve never been to texas have you
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# ? May 28, 2015 06:11 |
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elise the great posted:All my relatives are racist creationist rednecks in Texas
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# ? May 28, 2015 06:12 |
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the planets dyin cloud
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# ? May 28, 2015 06:12 |
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im gonna dugger your thread op you whiney homo
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# ? May 28, 2015 06:13 |
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maybe if you duggar up this thread hard enough it will make a good submissive wife for some texan some day
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# ? May 28, 2015 06:15 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dY9BH0lJUg
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# ? May 28, 2015 06:15 |
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OP, I got bad eyes. Just being honest. Can you please break it down into bullet points?
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# ? May 28, 2015 06:17 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3k-fdeBka4
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# ? May 28, 2015 06:17 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T79hsGH2XEI
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# ? May 28, 2015 06:20 |
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Actually I think in this case it is just kind of a natural freak occurrence. We're in a La Nina period (hehehe) so there's lots of poo poo coming up from the tropics that are dumping onto us. It's happened before and will happen again -- the last time we saw flooding like this was just in 1981. So yah, global warming is real and mankind has a roll in it, and also your relatives are loving retarded and you should shoot them and then yourself, but this really has nothing to do with us, it's just nature.
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# ? May 28, 2015 06:24 |
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I.C. posted:OP, I got bad eyes. Just being honest.
way too much effort was put into this highlight of facebook feed: "Hearing about looters in Austin! Guess having liberal neighbors isn't so great after all! They CAN'T WAIT to get their hands on your belongs... I could have told you this YEARS AGO! No wonder they wanted to take our guns! Too bad nobody around here is a looter... My home is ARMED and my boys need practice!"
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# ? May 28, 2015 06:24 |
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no one in texas finds torrential rains surprising, we only ever have extreme weather here as far as anyone ever bothers to remember people are gonna talk about this hyperbolically for a few weeks and then we will go back to loving cows and boiling goats in the milk of their own mothers like we always do
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# ? May 28, 2015 06:24 |
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# ? May 28, 2015 06:30 |
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we don't have gay marriage in texas though like legal-wise so god's punishing us for something else nbd we ready
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# ? May 28, 2015 06:38 |
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I believe god is punishing us for this thread, OP.
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# ? May 28, 2015 06:38 |
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gay climate is to blame.
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# ? May 28, 2015 06:39 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 09:29 |
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Dead Precedents posted:gay climate is to blame. this but with an oil slick otherwise perfectomundo
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