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i want to tell a coupla gals i love them and two, tree guys the same
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i lie to myself all the fuckin time about the stuff i like because i'm afraid i don't like what i'm supposed to like and the stuff i do like isn't supposed to be liked the discussion here reminds me to take it easy and be myself no matter which me i might be even a confusing me is more real than an understandable fake for that i love you all guys thanks op 5'd
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May 28, 2015 10:38
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I'm a libra
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May 28, 2015 10:42
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You can never have enough toilet paper.
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May 28, 2015 10:51
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Enjoy every sandwich.
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May 28, 2015 10:56
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the goon-recommended underpants i bought are actually very comfortable
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May 28, 2015 10:58
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I'm irrationally angry about the inability to elegantly export prores video on windows god drat it
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May 28, 2015 12:43
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I feel insecure because I'm gorgeous and girls love loving me but always shy away from anything long term with me.
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May 28, 2015 12:47
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jews did 9/11
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May 28, 2015 12:50
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JebanyPedal posted:I feel insecure because I'm gorgeous and girls love loving me but always shy away from anything long term with me. You're kind of like the male version of crazy-hot but also crazy-crazy. It's a valid cultural role.
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May 28, 2015 12:55
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call any vegetable. call it by name.
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May 28, 2015 12:56
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Ate too much, had breakfast at 9 then was given a free lunch around noon and ate it despite not being hungry at all. Shits all hosed up
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May 28, 2015 19:49
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Kuato posted:Ate too much, had breakfast at 9 then was given a free lunch around noon and ate it despite not being hungry at all. Shits all hosed up how do you eat without being hungry? I've never understood this and I think its the main reason people are grotesquely obese. People need to be taught to only eat when they're hungry.
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May 28, 2015 19:55
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I'm a loving contradiction. I go to the gym and get a good workout in then come home and have two egg salad sandwiches and an unmeasured but large ammount of vodka mixed with those gas station chill drinks that just have melatonin,valerian root and whatever else Then Ill take a nap. Wake up and text my girlfriend who I've been dating for a year. I told her I loved her but she didn't say it back. Ill wake up from my nap, google the answers to my online Astronomy homework while trying to help raise my 2 year old nephew who my piece of poo poo sister drops off all the time. She got mad at dinner one night when he said "Matt is my best friend" and she replied "not mommy ?" and he said "NO! Matt" I need to stop drinking really. Being a functional alcoholic is worse than being what I thought was one as a kid. I figured Id be that disheveled gentleman sitting on a street corner with a bottle in a brown bag. poo poo my parents are home. Time to pretend I'm not drunk. 32. Im a loving failure. I live at home. Helping with a dad who is dying of a brain tumor. I use that to justify why I am here. If I didnt help around the house this place would fall to poo poo. You tried repairing a front door that is 80% wood rot ?! I have not clue what I am doing but at least I feel better helping my parents because lord knows I am an empty motherfucker. Im probably going to go take a shower and jack off then take a nap.
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May 28, 2015 19:59
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Took a few bites to be polite since it was free (didn't want to be rude), thought I was hungry but determined I wasn't (had a small breakfast). Will be eating remainder of lunch later; will update thread on my dietary activity throughout the day FYI.
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May 28, 2015 20:00
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If I had the choice I'd probably be a hot girl instead but I'm also happy being a boy so I'd never bother doing all the trans stuff (don't think it would end well anyway, Slav as I am). mostly I'm just  over the amount of internet people who will send $$$ for nothing to girls.
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May 28, 2015 20:02
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two tree guys
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May 28, 2015 20:03
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op into tree guys? Y/n?
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May 28, 2015 20:04
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*flings thread door open and rushes in* IM GAY!!!!!!
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May 28, 2015 20:08
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I went home with a waitress...
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May 28, 2015 20:13
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THE FORUMS ARE SLOW AS PISS. loving FIX THIS
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May 28, 2015 20:16
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I sit for hours repeating "I love friend of the family balls" and "I love to poo poo in friend of the family assholes" for hours on end in my head.
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May 28, 2015 20:17
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im gay
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May 28, 2015 20:41
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sometimes in private i squeeze the cysts on my ball bag and play with the creamy pus
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May 28, 2015 20:48
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I'm glad Reagan's dead
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May 28, 2015 20:49
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Young African American males annoy me. If they'd spend as much time on their studies as they did their swag there wouldn't be negative stereotype
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May 28, 2015 21:01
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i thought about going to 5 guys but im going to have chinese food instead.
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May 28, 2015 21:06
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I should remind people to dance like they got rear end in their pants more often
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May 28, 2015 21:28
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Bro Nerd Alpha posted:Young African American males annoy me. If they'd spend as much time on their studies as they did their swag there wouldn't be negative stereotype lol
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May 28, 2015 21:31
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30 second fights on twitter remove old posts and I don't check twitter regularly enough that I can miss them.
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May 28, 2015 21:45
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Bro Nerd Alpha posted:Young African American males annoy me. If they'd spend as much time on their studies as they did their swag there wouldn't be negative stereotype hm
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May 28, 2015 22:17
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I'm not kidding, I want an explanation for why you haven't shot yourself in the face four or five times yet You are obviously a piece of human garbage
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May 28, 2015 22:36
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I could spend hours just fingerbanging and fingerbanging
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May 28, 2015 22:40
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I hate the sun and wish it were eternally dark, like my heart
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May 28, 2015 22:43
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i was going to make dinner but i think ill just sleep for the next 16 hours instead.
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May 28, 2015 22:46
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Tujague posted:I'm not kidding, I want an explanation for why you haven't shot yourself in the face four or five times yet at least when dad gay said stuff like this it was funny. (cause we knew deep down he cared imo) faggish nihilism is for the birds
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May 28, 2015 22:52
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Tujague posted:I'm not kidding, I want an explanation for why you haven't shot yourself in the face four or five times yet I think my self hatred drives me to attempt to be a Better person and to be better to others
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May 28, 2015 23:00
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Uh oh, somebody's mad
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May 28, 2015 23:03
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i think family guy is a funny show which continues to be funny for 10+ seasons.
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May 28, 2015 23:09
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prometheus was good. it was a better Alien movie than Aliens
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