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I've done some poo poo. I've been living my life staying one step ahead of it for years now, but I don't know, I feel like the walls are starting to close in and it might be time to get the gently caress out of dodge before it's too late. I'm posting this from a public library and I've falsified my ICQ # on my profile, so I don't think this can be traced back to me. Anyone have any experience with leaving their life behind in 48-72 hours and moving across the world in shame and disgrace? Specifically looking for tips on: -countries that are good to move to and have a "no questions asked" policy on mysterious strangers -avoiding creditors -being untraceable -good jobs to get with a fake/no identity -how to move through airports without leaving a trail tia e:please nowhere too muslimy - thanks Nooner Jerry Mumphrey fucked around with this message at 17:28 on May 28, 2015 |
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you can go to syria
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May 28, 2015 17:25
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Join the French Foreign Legion.
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May 28, 2015 17:26
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gnarlyhotep posted:Join the French Foreign Legion. do they require ID and poo poo or will they just give me a gun and be like "go to it"?
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May 28, 2015 17:27
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Detroit.
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May 28, 2015 17:28
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Nooner posted:you can go to syria nowhere too brown/muslimy. I'll add that to the op
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May 28, 2015 17:28
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Asking for advice here was a good start, next step should be to move into an abandoned factory and create a face mask generating device and then plot your revenge against the people who put you into this situation.
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May 28, 2015 17:28
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i'm sure ur already used to living a life with the runs!!
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May 28, 2015 17:31
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social vegan posted:i'm sure ur already used to living a life with the runs!! Oh snap!!!!!! Op got owned. 
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May 28, 2015 17:32
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Kuato posted:Asking for advice here was a good start, next step should be to move into an abandoned factory and create a face mask generating device and then plot your revenge against the people who put you into this situation. no revenge necessary, this situation is entirely of my own doing. I hosed up man. hosed up BAD. I'd like to hear more about this face-generating machine though, can I get one on craigslist or find schematics somewhere?
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May 28, 2015 17:32
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What did you do OP?
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May 28, 2015 17:32
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i suggest hiking across america and stealth camping
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May 28, 2015 17:32
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I guess kill a guy that kind of looks like you and steal his IDs?
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May 28, 2015 17:32
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social vegan posted:i'm sure ur already used to living a life with the runs!! haha thanks for the laugh, I needed it. and ya all the anxiety is giving me pretty wicked 'rrhea
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May 28, 2015 17:33
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Murphy Brownback posted:What did you do OP? gamergate.nordic
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May 28, 2015 17:33
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You're not getting through an airport without leaving a trail but the best way is to just use cash for everything. You're most likely going to get flagged and searched for buying an international ticket with cash so it's up to you. Go to South East Asia. Hopefully you have a trade skill like cooking or whatever. Alternately just rent a car and go south and never come back.
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May 28, 2015 17:33
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Murphy Brownback posted:What did you do OP? can't talk about it now. I might make an update thread from wherever I get settled in a year or so
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May 28, 2015 17:33
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What about Mexico? Christian as gently caress and no questions asked for a lot of stuff. Just head down there, get in one of the cartels and start shooting the gently caress out of people. You will be paid cash in hand and probably get free drugs too. I also assume you are American, so no airport needed, just drive down to the border.
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May 28, 2015 17:33
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:do they require ID and poo poo or will they just give me a gun and be like "go to it"? You'll go through some of the most grueling training ever offered. Once you have finished your tour, probably hunting down illegal gold miners in Africa, you'll be rewarded with a new ID and French citizenship, you'll have to live the rest of your life with a French name. They don't care what you've done or where you come from, all you have to do is make it there.
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May 28, 2015 17:35
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spud posted:What about Mexico? that's a good tip. I've only shot a gun like twice but I've played a lot of GTA V so I'd probably be pretty handy I'm Canadian if that helps/hinders. that's all the info I can really give out though sorry guys
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May 28, 2015 17:36
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quote:Entry Requirements to join the French Foreign Legion seems like this isn't going to work out. I'm hitting a lot of red flags here
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May 28, 2015 17:38
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sometimes to survive you have to go to extremes. i hear the police forces at both the north and south poles are pretty spotty - you'd stand a good chance of it in either one of those
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May 28, 2015 17:39
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join the men in black for a job, sand off ur fingerprints beforehand so they know ur serious and u get in th good alien will smith poo poo asap tell tommy lee jones to go suck a fat one and take his job it seems cushy then ur good op
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May 28, 2015 17:39
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tommy lee jones is a big loving loser what a wrinkly old dumb fucker reading newspapers looking upset all the time can't see the good in the bad what a dumb oval office
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May 28, 2015 17:40
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quote:to be physically fit to serve at all times and places all over the world for at least 5 years well that's right out
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May 28, 2015 17:40
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don't turn into tommy lee jones tho i'd recognize that dumb cocksucker anywhere
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May 28, 2015 17:41
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social vegan posted:join the men in black for a job, sand off ur fingerprints beforehand so they know ur serious and u get in th good alien will smith poo poo asap tell tommy lee jones to go suck a fat one and take his job it seems cushy then ur good op they're pretty hard to find though? I already sanded off my fingerprints so maybe that will give me a leg up Monkey Fracas posted:well that's right out I know 
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May 28, 2015 17:42
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don't drink the water if u don't want the microchips the gov't puts in there to gps us all the time drink only diet 7-up or the tussin for some reason the gov't doesn't think the benefits outweigh those costs smoke cigarettes u roll urself from milkpod fluff and newpapers, it changes ur breath signature and makes u undetectable by heat vision
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May 28, 2015 17:43
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alternate thread titles: - tips for living a life on the bun (suggested content: something about five guy's) - tips for shivving a wife with a gun (domestic violence affects us all) - tips for giving a knife to the hun (symbolic show of unity after the horrors of ww1)
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May 28, 2015 17:43
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Just live in Arizona and do what the illegals do but you don't have to live in fear because you're probably white and if you don't have any papers no one is going to question you.
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May 28, 2015 17:46
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Mozi posted:alternate thread titles: I'm a desperate man at the end of my rope who would do anything to survive, and you make this post in my thread?!
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May 28, 2015 17:46
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avatarinwin posted:Just live in Arizona and do what the illegals do but you don't have to live in fear because you're probably white and if you don't have any papers no one is going to question you. do you know any seedy bars in Arizona who will hire a bartender no questions asked and also let him keep a gun and a bug-out bag under the bar?
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May 28, 2015 17:47
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hemale in pain posted:i suggest hiking across america and stealth camping also known as "homelessness"
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exspurt analcyst posted:also known as "homelessness" lol I like your name
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May 28, 2015 17:48
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:do you know any seedy bars in Arizona who will hire a bartender no questions asked and also let him keep a gun and a bug-out bag under the bar? all of them
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May 28, 2015 17:51
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Keep a nail file taped to ur taint so the cops don't get it and you can break free from the shackles they put u in
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May 28, 2015 17:52
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:I'm a desperate man at the end of my rope who would do anything to survive, and you make this post in my thread?! Be honest....is this just because mom took the Nintendo off you and you are trying to teach her a lesson?
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May 28, 2015 17:55
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hemale in pain posted:i suggest hiking across america and stealth camping Don't forget your baby stroller. For added fun, come up with some clever hashtags and put them on it so you can raise awareness about doing Crimes.
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May 28, 2015 17:56
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cover your feet in mud and let it dry, that way you already have ground attached to your feet so when you walk you won't leave footprints
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social vegan posted:cover your feet in mud and let it dry, that way you already have ground attached to your feet so when you walk you won't leave footprints how often should I change mud types so they don't get suspicious about finding dried crumbs of non-native muds?
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