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PureEvil6_13
Jun 1, 2004

I LIKE PETA AND THINK THAT SCIENCE IS EVIL
Here are just a few things that I'm older than:

















What should I do for my mid-life crisis?

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Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWbXkdg3mx8

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Purchase a motorcycle, get a tattoo, have a fling with a 20 something, empty your life savings on a trip to Vegas, attempt to OD on cocaine and hookers, build a robotic clone, move away from Latveria, purchase a manufacturing plant to build a legion of replicants, finally destroy Richards.

titty fat pizza
Jan 1, 2013
Go to the liquor store

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Reprise lost 40 with a 40.

Chinaman7000
Nov 28, 2003

get off the forums dad

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
Ill be 30 in August.

Our march towards certain death....continues. :twisted:

man nurse
Feb 18, 2014


sorry about your age

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

stare at your receding hairline while thinking of all the women you should have talked to but didn't.

Womyn Capote
Jul 5, 2004


lol u arent even that old 4 this site. at 40 ur basically liek gen y of teh forums.

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
when david the gnome got old he turned into a tree then loving died

think about that OP

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy

Zeluth posted:

Reprise lost 40 with a 40.

Buy forty forties for your fortieth.

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy

LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

stare at your receding hairline while thinking of all the women you should have talked to but didn't.

I'm 24 and I do this

Pulp Can Move
Oct 4, 2012
Start cooking meth.

Reince Penis
Nov 15, 2007

by R. Guyovich
Make some friends who are turning 50 and complain about your birthday to them.

You will feel better afterwards 100% guaranteed.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Chinatown posted:

Ill be 30 in August.

Our march towards certain death....continues. :twisted:

Im about to round that corner as well fuxk

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
same op


it isnt that bad really

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam
Please. 40 is so 12 years ago. See me when you turn 50. Do what I did. Go to Hawaii. Spend an entire day tramping around Kilauea volcano. Then go to Kona and swim with manta rays. Go visit sea turtles as they sun themselves on black sand beaches.

Or just lie on the beach and drink. That works, too.

Genesplicer fucked around with this message at 05:45 on May 29, 2015

soy
Jul 7, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
steroids

PureEvil6_13
Jun 1, 2004

I LIKE PETA AND THINK THAT SCIENCE IS EVIL
I think I'll start by putting a sweet stereo system in my mini van then drive around blasting Slick Rick and Young MC.

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope
The Challenger exploded 29 years ago. You're bad at math OP.

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot
gently caress a teenager

PureEvil6_13
Jun 1, 2004

I LIKE PETA AND THINK THAT SCIENCE IS EVIL

AKA Pseudonym posted:

The Challenger exploded 29 years ago. You're bad at math OP.

Yes, and I am older than that explosion as I indicated.


But you're right I do suck at maths

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope

PureEvil6_13 posted:

Yes, and I am older than that explosion as I indicated.


But you're right I do suck at maths

I'm bad at reading I guess

PureEvil6_13
Jun 1, 2004

I LIKE PETA AND THINK THAT SCIENCE IS EVIL

AKA Pseudonym posted:

I'm bad at reading I guess

I still love you like a brother

Clipperton
Dec 20, 2011
Grimey Drawer

VendaGoat posted:

have a fling with a 20 something

i would settle for a fling with my WIFE

heyooooo

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

genesplicer posted:

Please. 40 is so 12 years ago. See me when you turn 50. Do what I did. Go to Hawaii. Spend an entire day tramping around Kiluea volcano. Then go to Kona and swim with manta rays. Go visit sea turtles as they sun themselves on black sand beaches.

Or just lie on the beach and drink. That works, too.

From experience, this is also really good when you're 28.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
RIP

Dean of Swing
Feb 22, 2012
OLD!!! OOOOOOLD!!!! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD!!!!!

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
im going to spend 5 out of 7 days working all day and then when I'm 65 i'm going to finally be free to do the poo poo i wanna do but unfortunately i'll be senile by then and I won't have nearly as much money as I thought I would and then I'll die 4 years later

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

PureEvil6_13 posted:

I think I'll start by putting a sweet stereo system in my mini van then drive around blasting Slick Rick and Young MC.

I highly recommend this, it's fun.

rich white faglord
May 13, 2015

by Ralp
40 is not so old 60 is the one you gotta watch for

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:
o boo loving hoo a certain amount of time has passed and i'm more afraid of the future than ever.

get drunk, gently caress a broad, smoke a weed, get over it

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:
get ur schlong shucked

kickascii
Mar 30, 2010
I turned 39 this year. The midlife crisis is real.

I spent a huge chunk of my 20s and 30s indoors, playing everquest and world of warcraft, drinking soda, ordering takeout, and feeling GREAT. Super happy and healthy. Hell, I was flourishing.

Around 37 I started feeling lousy, out of shape, no energy, kinda depressed, all my old hobbies started to feel lame.

This past year I've been going to the gym a lot and getting outside a lot more. I feel a little better, maybe 10%? I wish I had stayed in better shape. All you 30 year old goons, don't wait so long like I did.

Kibbles n Shits
Apr 8, 2006

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Fun Shoe

kickascii posted:

I turned 39 this year. The midlife crisis is real.

I spent a huge chunk of my 20s and 30s indoors, playing everquest and world of warcraft, drinking soda, ordering takeout, and feeling GREAT. Super happy and healthy. Hell, I was flourishing.

Around 37 I started feeling lousy, out of shape, no energy, kinda depressed, all my old hobbies started to feel lame..


Same only 6 years earlier

Eerkik
Feb 13, 2010
Go on a massive joose binge in vegas and realize living the hangover isn't as fun as they make it seen

Erotic Thomas
Apr 22, 2010
buy a pontiac fiero

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



u act like ur older than deodarrant

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cram me sideways
Apr 26, 2015
requesting we have an age verification system by which olds and dumb babies are segregated and neither have to ever, ever deal with each other

this way when someone posts something really loving stupid or horrible we can take the guesswork out of "maybe they're just saying it because they're young and stupid vs. holy poo poo this is a grown person who actually thinks this thing"

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