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Here are just a few things that I'm older than: What should I do for my mid-life crisis?
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# ? May 28, 2015 22:02 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 10:49 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWbXkdg3mx8
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# ? May 28, 2015 22:07 |
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Purchase a motorcycle, get a tattoo, have a fling with a 20 something, empty your life savings on a trip to Vegas, attempt to OD on cocaine and hookers, build a robotic clone, move away from Latveria, purchase a manufacturing plant to build a legion of replicants, finally destroy Richards.
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# ? May 28, 2015 22:09 |
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Go to the liquor store
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# ? May 28, 2015 22:11 |
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Reprise lost 40 with a 40.
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# ? May 28, 2015 22:12 |
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get off the forums dad
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# ? May 28, 2015 22:12 |
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Ill be 30 in August. Our march towards certain death....continues.
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# ? May 28, 2015 22:17 |
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sorry about your age
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# ? May 28, 2015 22:17 |
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stare at your receding hairline while thinking of all the women you should have talked to but didn't.
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# ? May 28, 2015 22:18 |
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lol u arent even that old 4 this site. at 40 ur basically liek gen y of teh forums.
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# ? May 28, 2015 22:19 |
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when david the gnome got old he turned into a tree then loving died think about that OP
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# ? May 28, 2015 22:21 |
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Zeluth posted:Reprise lost 40 with a 40. Buy forty forties for your fortieth.
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# ? May 28, 2015 22:21 |
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LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:stare at your receding hairline while thinking of all the women you should have talked to but didn't. I'm 24 and I do this
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# ? May 28, 2015 22:22 |
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Start cooking meth.
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# ? May 28, 2015 22:23 |
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Make some friends who are turning 50 and complain about your birthday to them. You will feel better afterwards 100% guaranteed.
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# ? May 28, 2015 22:23 |
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Chinatown posted:Ill be 30 in August. Im about to round that corner as well fuxk
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# ? May 28, 2015 22:24 |
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same op it isnt that bad really
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# ? May 28, 2015 22:26 |
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Please. 40 is so 12 years ago. See me when you turn 50. Do what I did. Go to Hawaii. Spend an entire day tramping around Kilauea volcano. Then go to Kona and swim with manta rays. Go visit sea turtles as they sun themselves on black sand beaches. Or just lie on the beach and drink. That works, too. Genesplicer fucked around with this message at 05:45 on May 29, 2015 |
# ? May 28, 2015 22:26 |
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steroids
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# ? May 28, 2015 22:27 |
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I think I'll start by putting a sweet stereo system in my mini van then drive around blasting Slick Rick and Young MC.
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# ? May 28, 2015 22:33 |
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The Challenger exploded 29 years ago. You're bad at math OP.
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# ? May 28, 2015 22:38 |
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gently caress a teenager
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# ? May 28, 2015 22:39 |
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AKA Pseudonym posted:The Challenger exploded 29 years ago. You're bad at math OP. Yes, and I am older than that explosion as I indicated. But you're right I do suck at maths
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# ? May 28, 2015 22:59 |
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PureEvil6_13 posted:Yes, and I am older than that explosion as I indicated. I'm bad at reading I guess
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# ? May 28, 2015 23:02 |
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AKA Pseudonym posted:I'm bad at reading I guess I still love you like a brother
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# ? May 28, 2015 23:13 |
VendaGoat posted:have a fling with a 20 something i would settle for a fling with my WIFE heyooooo
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# ? May 28, 2015 23:18 |
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genesplicer posted:Please. 40 is so 12 years ago. See me when you turn 50. Do what I did. Go to Hawaii. Spend an entire day tramping around Kiluea volcano. Then go to Kona and swim with manta rays. Go visit sea turtles as they sun themselves on black sand beaches. From experience, this is also really good when you're 28.
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# ? May 28, 2015 23:46 |
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RIP
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# ? May 28, 2015 23:47 |
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OLD!!! OOOOOOLD!!!! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD!!!!!
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# ? May 28, 2015 23:47 |
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im going to spend 5 out of 7 days working all day and then when I'm 65 i'm going to finally be free to do the poo poo i wanna do but unfortunately i'll be senile by then and I won't have nearly as much money as I thought I would and then I'll die 4 years later
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# ? May 28, 2015 23:48 |
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PureEvil6_13 posted:I think I'll start by putting a sweet stereo system in my mini van then drive around blasting Slick Rick and Young MC. I highly recommend this, it's fun.
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# ? May 28, 2015 23:49 |
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40 is not so old 60 is the one you gotta watch for
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# ? May 28, 2015 23:52 |
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o boo loving hoo a certain amount of time has passed and i'm more afraid of the future than ever. get drunk, gently caress a broad, smoke a weed, get over it
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# ? May 28, 2015 23:56 |
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get ur schlong shucked
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# ? May 28, 2015 23:59 |
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I turned 39 this year. The midlife crisis is real. I spent a huge chunk of my 20s and 30s indoors, playing everquest and world of warcraft, drinking soda, ordering takeout, and feeling GREAT. Super happy and healthy. Hell, I was flourishing. Around 37 I started feeling lousy, out of shape, no energy, kinda depressed, all my old hobbies started to feel lame. This past year I've been going to the gym a lot and getting outside a lot more. I feel a little better, maybe 10%? I wish I had stayed in better shape. All you 30 year old goons, don't wait so long like I did.
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# ? May 29, 2015 00:02 |
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kickascii posted:I turned 39 this year. The midlife crisis is real. Same only 6 years earlier
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# ? May 29, 2015 00:10 |
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Go on a massive joose binge in vegas and realize living the hangover isn't as fun as they make it seen
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# ? May 29, 2015 00:11 |
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buy a pontiac fiero
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# ? May 29, 2015 00:29 |
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u act like ur older than deodarrant
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# ? May 29, 2015 00:30 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 10:49 |
requesting we have an age verification system by which olds and dumb babies are segregated and neither have to ever, ever deal with each other this way when someone posts something really loving stupid or horrible we can take the guesswork out of "maybe they're just saying it because they're young and stupid vs. holy poo poo this is a grown person who actually thinks this thing"
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# ? May 29, 2015 00:33 |