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cram me sideways posted:requesting we have an age verification system by which olds and dumb babies are segregated and neither have to ever, ever deal with each other You're already on the internet, this is as far from real socialization you're going to get short of locking yourself in a closet
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live hard die young imo tomorrow i'm gonna 'hunt demons' with this guy I haven't met yet on craigslist The demons might be people or it might be like a drug thing? I don't know but I'm sure it'll be exciting
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May 29, 2015 00:37
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i'm fixing to loving drink me a 40 rest in piss dorf stay dead
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May 29, 2015 00:39
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Zzulu posted:live hard die young imo he's probably a demon
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May 29, 2015 00:40
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The height of my excitement is playing Battlefield 4 Friday nights until 3am the next morning with 3 or 4 other ~40 year old guys.
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May 29, 2015 00:43
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the average life expectancy for a male is 68.5 years Op you got like 28.5 years left on this earth, if you're lucky. 28 winters and 28 summers (if you're lucky) RIP
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May 29, 2015 00:52
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I was done with birthdays at 23 but nope they keep happening 
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May 29, 2015 00:54
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Zzulu posted:the average life expectancy for a male is 68.5 years Yeah, but I'm banking on dramatic advances being made to extend life, and also time travel, before I get that old.
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May 29, 2015 01:02
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kickascii posted:I turned 39 this year. The midlife crisis is real. This guy knows what's up. 
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May 29, 2015 01:05
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They're gonna invent super cool cyborg bodies that only super rich people can afford. Right before you die they'll invent extensive gene therapy programs that extend life indefinitely that only rich people can afford you're gonna die in the class wars of 2043 when people start to revolt against their immortal cyborg overlords
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May 29, 2015 01:05
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Fifty is when things really start going down the shitter, enjoy your final decade of relative health and relevance.
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May 29, 2015 01:12
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I'm just waiting for Ultra-Porn™
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May 29, 2015 01:12
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ecstasy and craigslist hookups learn how to steal a car or a motorcycle, plan a job, and go for a joyride PureEvil6_13 posted:I think I'll start by putting a sweet stereo system in my mini van then drive around blasting Slick Rick and Young MC. you've waited until 40yo to do this? poo poo idk man mayb u should ignore the suggestions above. maybe try a yoga class or create an account on ashley madison?
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May 29, 2015 01:30
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lol yes please buy drug on the internet and get arrested at 40 for buying loving ecstasy on the god drat internet
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May 29, 2015 01:35
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if u got some money to burn, no immediate family, and have vacation time u could just take a solo trip to one of those Mediterranean islands where ppl rave 24/7 like Ibiza or Majorca...or just go to Thailand. not a long term plan but it could give u some perspective and possibly change ur life do u have any hobbies offline that allow u to express urself creatively, like painting or playing music? thats something small and easy that could help alot and without legal/health risks Mariana Horchata fucked around with this message at 01:41 on May 29, 2015 |
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May 29, 2015 01:38
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Mariana Horchata posted:
Well no, not in a sweet Chrysler Town and Country!
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May 29, 2015 01:44
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let this be the hour....when we draw swords together *gets old and dies with u*
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May 29, 2015 01:47
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stop posting
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May 29, 2015 01:48
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extra stout posted:let this be the hour....when we cross swords together
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May 29, 2015 01:48
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really though i would just say try and focus on health and reinvention and always learn new things to make life seem less banal and repetitive, it actually makes your brain think you're living longer i loving hate knowing my 20s are over in a few years so i'm not really equipped to deal with turning 40
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May 29, 2015 01:52
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extra stout posted:really though i would just say try and focus on health and reinvention and always learn new things to make life seem less banal and repetitive, it actually makes your brain think you're living longer if you haven't written a great novel or started a $100,000+/yr career or married your one true love by age 28 just loving kill yourself; it's over
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May 29, 2015 01:57
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The 30's go by fast man. I remember more from my 20's than I do my 30's.
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May 29, 2015 01:57
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i will retract my words of hope and lord of the rings quotes if you give any more glimpses into the rapidly dying future that will become my past
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May 29, 2015 02:02
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Just get through your Fourties somehow so you can get to Pattaya in your fifties.
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PureEvil6_13 posted:The 30's go by fast man. I remember more from my 20's than I do my 30's. gently caress thats not good
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May 29, 2015 02:37
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Buy a Harley starter package. Around 30G for the bike, chaps and vest and stickers for your car. Another 10G to make your bike customized with official Harley aftermarket parts. Don't void that warranty! Make sure your bitch has a seat back for those poker runs too. Vroom!
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May 29, 2015 03:03
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cram me sideways posted:if you haven't written a great novel or started a $100,000+/yr career or married your one true love by age 28 just loving kill yourself; it's over let's see: nope, a quarter of that if I'm lucky, and not even close
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May 29, 2015 03:22
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King of Bees posted:Buy a Harley starter package. Around 30G for the bike, chaps and vest and stickers for your car. Another 10G to make your bike customized with official Harley aftermarket parts. Don't void that warranty! Make sure your bitch has a seat back for those poker runs too. Vroom! potato potatoe
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May 29, 2015 04:10
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King of Bees posted:Buy a Harley starter package. Around 30G for the bike, chaps and vest and stickers for your car. Another 10G to make your bike customized with official Harley aftermarket parts. Don't void that warranty! Make sure your bitch has a seat back for those poker runs too. Vroom! Or you can do the same poo poo for half the price and get a non Harley. Sure the Harley guys will laugh at you, but you can laugh at them, while their bikes are constantly in the garage for repairs. 
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May 29, 2015 04:21
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LeoMarr posted:stop posting yes you should
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May 29, 2015 05:23
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King of Bees posted:Buy a Harley starter package. Around 30G for the bike, chaps and vest and stickers for your car. Another 10G to make your bike customized with official Harley aftermarket parts. Don't void that warranty! Make sure your bitch has a seat back for those poker runs too. Vroom! A lot of my friends went that route and it's annoying as hell. I don't understand this fascination.
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I've never seen a Fiero that wasn't either red or white. My dad bought one in 1987 and I never got to drive it...I'm 43.
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May 29, 2015 16:34
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Start working out and doing alot of blow op
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Zzulu posted:the average life expectancy for a male is 68.5 years  We don't live that long when you break it down in certain ways, I'm 360+ months old, might have 400 months left if I'm lucky. If things go right might live through a whole run of 5-6 more solid TV shows.
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May 29, 2015 16:43
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drink a lot I find myself saying this a lot, but that is because it is almost always good advice
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May 29, 2015 16:49
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This is the decade you have a heart attack.
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May 29, 2015 16:58
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Here's something for you to aspire to: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KF2X1o0FGA0 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dP--RHIvemY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLiodz-Md8s
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May 29, 2015 17:03
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I turned 40 on Mother's Day. Get yourself something nice and chill. It ain't so bad, but staring at teenager rear end is getting creepy. whatever, happy birthday!
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May 29, 2015 17:13
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I hear 40 is the new 10. Go ride bikes and have a juice box.
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genesplicer posted:Please. 40 is so 12 years ago. See me when you turn 50. Do what I did. Go to Hawaii. Spend an entire day tramping around Kilauea volcano. Then go to Kona and swim with manta rays. Go visit sea turtles as they sun themselves on black sand beaches. Listen to the old man old man
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