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www
Aug 4, 2010

only 90s kids will remember this

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Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem
Pretty drat awesome.

iSheep
Feb 5, 2006

by R. Guyovich

VincentPrice posted:

These people have never seen the kind of movie they're claiming to parody. Low effort bullshit.

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




why would you watch this when you could watch miami connection or the power rangers movie

Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer

hemale in pain posted:

why would you watch this when you could watch miami connection or the power rangers movie

It's shorter, for one.

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




Mehuyael posted:

It's shorter, for one.

mhmm a good point

Smiling Mandrill
Jan 19, 2015

If that was supposed to be a parody of an 80s action movie then it was horrible. If it was supposed to be a live action parody of 80s video games like Bad Dues, Double Dragon, and Contra then its a decent parody.

Pinch Me Im Meming
Jun 26, 2005
It was good and you're all jelly and dumb.

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
gonna get this flick on microfilm and use it to floss my urethra

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
ugh this stuff makes me feel OLD rofl

kids get off my lawn!

*is 26*

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

"What year is this?"

"This is the viking age."

"gently caress! Well that explains the laser raptor."

I'm gonna have to watch Miami connection after this.


Mad Monk posted:

I liked the line "Suddenly I was struck by lightning and bit by a cobra."

Yeah, we've all had days like that.

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
rofl this kinda thing is just like the tunes id listen to whilst driving at night in the rain with my leather jacket on

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
anyone here seen mad max

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

Triceracop, you can shoot people in other spots than their dick.

Edit: I stroked out while spelling "can" I guess.

Mr.Pibbleton fucked around with this message at 21:43 on May 29, 2015

Fucked-Up Little Dog
Aug 26, 2008

Posting live from the nightmare future of Web 3.0




Scratchmo
Can you legally call something 30 minutes long a "movie"

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

Wowbagger2004 posted:

Can you legally call something 30 minutes long a "movie"

Apparently something can be around two minutes long and considered a "movie" http://www.imdb.com/search/title?at=0&sort=runtime,asc&title_type=feature Kung Fury 1500% longer than some of the films listed there.

limeincoke
Jul 3, 2005

Heroes of the Storm
Goon Tournament Champion
Barbariana is super hot. Would like naked scene in next movie plz k thx.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

Nimec posted:

Trying to figure out why I like Black Dynamite but find this boring as hell

its insincere.

black dynamite works because its dedicated to being a exploitation film while still being a parody. its also why the first season of danger 5 works.

this doesn't work because it isn't committed to being an "80's" movie at all. it is just the aesthetic and some cliches. it doesn't really get what makes those movies work.

pretty soft girl
Oct 1, 2004

my dead grandfather fights better than you

CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:

lol remember neon and power rangers

See what I mean

Irrelevant, bitter Gen Xers

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit
holy poo poo this is way better than that lousy fury road

I'm Crap
Aug 15, 2001
watched 10 minutes and chuckled once

poo poo basura garbage

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
i will defend double dragon against all who dare speak ill of its kind

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
nightrider, assemble!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yaos
Feb 22, 2003

She is a cat of significant gravy.

Ramsus posted:

holy poo poo this is way better than that lousy fury road

I accidently watched Furry Road.

I had no idea what the hell was going on until I looked at the title again and screamed out, "Lost another loan to Ditech!"

man nurse
Feb 18, 2014


Dr. Arbitrary
Mar 15, 2006

Bleak Gremlin
I was laughing pretty hard when Thor got summoned, until he started talking.

Cacator
Aug 6, 2005

You're quite good at turning me on.

I think this guy watched Danger 5 and thought "let's steal all the gags but set it in the 80s"

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
God bless you OP you glorious human being gently caress, suck my dick rear end in a top hat

thanks.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

I was going to post that I thought it was pretty good but now that I see goons don't like it I think it's bad.

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gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
already posted

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3722868

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