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Dignity Van Houten
Jul 28, 2006

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Technically there had to have been one who had the biggest dick, and before anyone says the black guy I put my vote in for Lyndon Johnson. He literally pulled it out at a press conference and waved it at reporters. He affectionately nicknamed his tool 'Jumbo'

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Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

lbj got the big d

FreshCutFries
Sep 15, 2007

this is quite the puzzle you've posed her,e OP! to figure out the stumper i say we work backwards, because i bet Taft had the smallest weiner, buried under all his fat rolls

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
Dick Cheney

Chemtrailologist
Jul 8, 2007
gonna say Ford. I don't know why. Just have a hunch

spank my snatch
Jun 4, 2009

how can it not be Clinton?

Kukash
Apr 22, 2010
If future presidents count, I'm gonna say Hilary Clinton.

jonathan
Jul 3, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Gotta be Lincoln.

Mapparu
Sep 22, 2013

jfk... hes irish.

Abe Froman
Jul 2, 2003

The Sausage King of Chicago
LBJ insisted that maintenance at the White House install a water jet in the shower that would blast his cock with a stream of water as he showered. I'm really not making this up.

girth brooks part 2
Sep 6, 2011

Bush did 911
Fun Shoe
FDR. Why do you think he was in a wheelchair?

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

935 posted:

He affectionately nicknamed his tool 'Jumbo'

Same.

FreshCutFries
Sep 15, 2007

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Buchanan



well, i guess that settles that

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
Isn't Buchanan the gay bachelor one?

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
JFK stayed alive after his head exploded because most of the blood in his body was in his dick because right before the car turned the corner the first lady at the time Jacky Onassas was giving him road head.


E: im just saying if she kept stroking he would have survived

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Mr. Pumroy posted:

lbj got the big d

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3GT9UN7nDo

He also forced visiting diplomats to have nude pool parties with him, so he could terrify them with his massive cock.

cloven hoof
Mar 17, 2009
Your mom knows, OP.

Pulp Can Move
Oct 4, 2012
Let's just say that "Fillmore" was in fact a nickname.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
woodrow wilson

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

that penis destroyed her body and her mind

Commie Lasorda
May 15, 2009

IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!

jonathan posted:

Gotta be Lincoln.

I say we exhume the body in search of Lincoln's Log

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
obama

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
Lot of solid theories ITT. Better than d&d

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

w.h. taft

Robbie Fowler
May 31, 2011
slick willie

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!
richard nixon. he was a grower, not a shower

if we're talking vice presidents, dan quayle

Mooktastical
Jan 8, 2008
Teddy

SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000

gotta be one of the johnsons

guess it's no mystery what hoover did in his spare time

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Hillary

Amarcarts
Feb 21, 2007

This looks a lot like suffering.
Yeah you guys do realize it's Obama right?

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
Warren G Harding - least effective president not only for his cabinet placements, but also because he couldn't think due to constant lack of blood to his head owing to his giant Warren G Hard-on

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
hey hey LBJ

how big's your dick

Stacy we have to talk about these chants

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

It's been fairly well documented that it's LBJ.

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

There's no mention of this in the wiki page

and my browser defaults to Ctrl+F Penis whenver a page loads

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
"Speak softly and carry a big stick. And slap women in the face with your dick."
- TR

"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself. And this. *points to his dilz*"
- FDR

FreshCutFries
Sep 15, 2007

Madcosby posted:

There's no mention of this in the wiki page

and my browser defaults to Ctrl+F Penis whenver a page loads

the censoring pigs at wikimedia edited it out :argh:

https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=James%20Buchanan&diff=664498764

FreshCutFries
Sep 15, 2007

WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF WIKIMEDIA. IS IT BUCHANANS GIGANTIC WANG

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
Teddy Roosevelt.
It wasn't the Rough Riders for no reason.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
came in to say

Mr. Popo posted:

Teddy Roosevelt.

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nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax
taft

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