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what temperature
cold
lukewarm
hot
whatever
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SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe
^

I go with cold

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shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
who brushes their teeth with hot water

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
who brushes their teeth?

FreshCutFries
Sep 15, 2007

i just swish a shot of vodka around my mouth every morning and before i go to bed and after lunch

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I brush with pee. I use pee.

Homo Simpson
Oct 21, 2014

by Smythe
Lipstick Apathy
I brush my teeth with orange juice.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
what the gently caress kind of question is that op

Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I brush with pee. I use pee.

Hot pee or cold pee?

Nosam0819 posted:

I brush my teeth with orange juice.

gross

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Ages posted:

Hot pee or cold pee?


If it's clear, chill it dear

If it's yellow, simmer that fellow

If it's green, hot or cold your teeth will be clean!

Darf
Jun 6, 2011

You have quite a treasure there...

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I brush with pee. I use pee.

Same. So I guess like 150 degrees op?

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
if you drink enough alcohol regularly it sterilizes your mouth and you don't need to waste your time with things like brushing or flossing

Darf
Jun 6, 2011

You have quite a treasure there...
I like a strong boil

jonathan
Jul 3, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Whatever temperature the water in my water bottle is, as I swish and spit foamy white afterbrush fluids onto the provincial rest stop tarmac.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
cum

Darf
Jun 6, 2011

You have quite a treasure there...
Anyone else use a wire brush for those hard to reach places?

HUGE SPACEKABLOOIE
Mar 31, 2010


If you brush with anything but cold water then I don't even know what to tell you. Kills yourselves maybe? You'd probably even gently caress that up.

Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com
lukewarm, like my personality, like my life

Kakarot
Jul 20, 2013

by zen death robot
Buglord
warm

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
here's a tip from an ex-male model: dont spit the toothpaste/water mixture out when you are done- it makes a marvelous facial exfoliant

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
I use a special paste designed for cleaning teeth.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Astronauts have to swallow the toothpaste cause there is no place to spit it away on the space station.

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Astronauts have to swallow the toothpaste cause there is no place to spit it away on the space station.

haha what a bunch of fags

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

I don't use water to brush my teeth because it doesn't allow the toothpaste to coat your teeth as it makes it too slippery to grab when you rinse out your mouth

Vin BioEthanol
Jan 18, 2002

by Ralp

Poetic Justice posted:

if you drink enough alcohol regularly it sterilizes your mouth and you don't need to waste your time with things like brushing or flossing

this, jfc op, wtf?

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Don't brush, not buying into big toothpastes and fluorides lies about benefits about brushing teeth, gently caress that poo poo mang

Mapparu
Sep 22, 2013

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I brush with pee. I use pee.

iirc Europeans actually thought this was a good habit to do for a period of time

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Mapparu posted:

iirc Europeans actually thought this was a good habit to do for a period of time

yes if you had white teeth you were a piss drinker as they would use horse piss to whiten teeth.


edit: people still do it
http://io9.com/some-people-use-urine-and-chemistry-to-whiten-their-t-1662270403

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Mapparu posted:

iirc Europeans actually thought this was a good habit to do for a period of time

Europeens

Darf
Jun 6, 2011

You have quite a treasure there...
the next step is poo poo brushing. the final form

Vin BioEthanol
Jan 18, 2002

by Ralp

LeoMarr posted:

as they would use horse piss to whiten teeth.

things come around full circle when now horse piss is used for other cosmetic purposes (for men, check e/n or tumblr)

Polish
Jul 5, 2007

I touch myself at night
Brush my teeth in the shower so whatever temp that is.. warm to hotish.

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
hot in the morning shower cold in the evening sink, sometimes if i have a date i'll shower after work so it's hot twice

cold if i'm brushing the taste of too tangy pussy outta my mouf

Infinite Karma
Oct 23, 2004
Good as dead





used carbonated water to brush once, changed my life

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Thingyman posted:

i just swish a shot of vodka around my mouth every morning and before i go to bed and after lunch

same, wine if it's after church

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost
I use holy water

epoch.
Jul 24, 2007

When people say there is too much violence in my books, what they are saying is there is too much reality in life.
what temp do you wash your hands with? hot, right? because it's more sanitary. same reason i brush my teeth with hot water.

at first it feels weird, but then it feels natural. like, well, you know...fill in the blank, denizens of GayBS.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
if you don't boil yourself in oil and then in water and then sit in ice water for 3 days i just don't know what even

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

epoch. posted:

what temp do you wash your hands with? hot, right? because it's more sanitary. same reason i brush my teeth with hot water.

at first it feels weird, but then it feels natural. like, well, you know...fill in the blank, denizens of GayBS.

HEY SHITBIRD, hot water isn't more sanitary than cold water, take a freaking science class and read science journals daily, jfc :wtc:

MY INEVITABLE DEBT
Apr 21, 2011
I am lonely and spend most of my time on 4Chan talking about the superiority of BBC porn.
used cold water for forever, had no cavities, switched to warm water because i liked it and 6 months later had 13 cavities.

soooooo

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JimsonTheBetrayer
Oct 13, 2010

Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.
Boiling. But only because I brush my teeth with such infrequency that each time I do I have to sterilize my toothbrush.

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