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Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers
any time any brits want to poo poo on US just remember that.

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Whorelord
May 1, 2013

Jump into the well...

you were lynching black people at the time tho

Big Bowie Bonanza
Dec 30, 2007

please tell me where i can date this cute boy
maybe he shouldnt have hosed with robots then

Rush Limbo
Sep 5, 2005

its with a full house

Jesus Christ posted:

any time any brits want to poo poo on US just remember that.

The US has never had anyone worthy enough for people to give a poo poo about them being killed.

:owned:

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
i bet you some time traveler came back to save us from the robot genocide i bet u

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
Was he that gay robot I was forced to read about in my computer architecture class?

rich white faglord
May 13, 2015

by Ralp

Moridin920 posted:

I jucked off 10 times during that movie

Whorelord
May 1, 2013

Jump into the well...

why wouldn't you want to chemically castrate this oval office

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
The real Turing Test is actually more like the toilet paper roll test.

Coolie Ghost
Jan 16, 2013

sensible dissent dispenser
I think, as a community of homo computer users that the plight of Turing is more relatable to all of us and me, forums poster coolie ghost

Randarkman
Jul 18, 2011

turing looked nothing like vcumberpath and also wasn't a sperglord

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
The British eat beans on toast for breakfast. Loading up on fart fuel first thing in the day so they can walk around reeking while killing Turings.

"Wow nice kill, whoa what hell is that smell?"

"Beans and toast motherfucker! Wooooo!" *BLAAAAAMP*

Broken Machine
Oct 22, 2010

That really is the way off the world though, isn't it? Some brilliant people do all the heavy lifting and develop ideas that bring about huge advances in technology, and then people get pissed off for some reason and ostracize them?

Another pitfall geeks make is they start thinking about steam pouring off their coffee, or they're daydreaming spinning a plate at lunch and so they publish some papers (this is the key mistake) and some other less space cadet scientists come along and think "wow, this is great! I bet we can kill entire cities with a few tweaks here and there!". Just stare at the clouds in your coffee, don't publish papers about it and you're golden.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

it was the lawful and correct thing to do

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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

it was the lawful and correct thing to do

Lawful good imo

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

he raped a teenager, OP

Whorelord
May 1, 2013

Jump into the well...

Mad Monk posted:

The British eat beans on toast for breakfast. Loading up on fart fuel first thing in the day so they can walk around reeking while killing Turings.

"Wow nice kill, whoa what hell is that smell?"

"Beans and toast motherfucker! Wooooo!" *BLAAAAAMP*

nah man beans make ur farts loud but not stinky

www
Aug 4, 2010

gay man kills self, this stil happens all the time. cry me a river fag

ninotoreS
Aug 20, 2009

Thanks for the input, Jeff!

Ddraig posted:

The US has never had anyone worthy enough for people to give a poo poo about them being killed.

:owned:



the OP should also shut the gently caress up, ofc

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot
what was the name of the man he had sex with OP?

Plucky Brit
Nov 7, 2009

Swing low, sweet chariot
More likely he died unintentionally of cyanide poisoning, as he was messing around with it in his room.

Also, the film was as historically accurate as Ingluorious Basterds.

Plucky Brit fucked around with this message at 19:18 on May 29, 2015

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014
ENGLAND KILLED THIS TECH SPERG!!!!!!!
















(and tens of millions of Indians)

The Dregs
Dec 29, 2005

MY TREEEEEEEE!

Plucky Brit posted:

More likely he died unintentionally of cyanide poisoning, as he was messing around with it in his room.

Also, the film was as historically accurate as Ingluorious Basterds.

If I got ostracized and chemically castrated I might take up a cyanide hobby too.

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.
poo poo someone should arrest them

I'm Crap
Aug 15, 2001
agag killin it as per ushe

dadrips
Jan 8, 2010

everything you do is a balloon
College Slice

Mad Monk posted:

The British eat beans on toast for breakfast. Loading up on fart fuel first thing in the day so they can walk around reeking while killing Turings.

"Wow nice kill, whoa what hell is that smell?"

"Beans and toast motherfucker! Wooooo!" *BLAAAAAMP*

if you like beans on toast then you'll LOVE cheesy beanos



*farts effortlessly around the room*

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



Ddraig posted:

The US has never had anyone worthy enough for people to give a poo poo about them being killed.

:owned:

Fidel Cuckstro
Jul 2, 2007

Agag posted:


(and tens of millions of Indians)

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Focusing on crimes of the distant past distracts from the UK's ongoing crimes against humanity.

Exhibit A - the Kebab:

Order one in the US




Order a kebab in the UK

(sloppy diarrhea sound effects optional, but implied)

Bethamphetamine fucked around with this message at 20:32 on May 29, 2015

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014


Where are the farty pants, gay slaying brits when you need them?

I'm Crap
Aug 15, 2001

Do It Once Right posted:

Focusing on crimes of the distant past distracts from the UK's ongoing crimes against humanity.

Exhibit A - the Kebab:

Order one in the US




Order a kebab in the UK

(sloppy diarrhea sound effects optional, but implied)
look at this bitch

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Do It Once Right posted:

Focusing on crimes of the distant past distracts from the UK's ongoing crimes against humanity.

Exhibit A - the Kebab:

Order one in the US




Order a kebab in the UK

(sloppy diarrhea sound effects optional, but implied)

this is intellectually dishonest

Coldstone Cream-my-pants
Jun 21, 2007

Plucky Brit posted:

More likely he died unintentionally of cyanide poisoning, as he was messing around with it in his room.

Also, the film was as historically accurate as Ingluorious Basterds.

Actually he messed around with that stuff all the time and it's unlikely that he let it kill him unintentionally. People think he made it look like an accident for the sake of his mother :(

How do you feel now, England

Whorelord
May 1, 2013

Jump into the well...

The Royal Scrub posted:

Actually he messed around with that stuff all the time and it's unlikely that he let it kill him unintentionally. People think he made it look like an accident for the sake of his mother :(

How do you feel now, England

well i wasn't born so pretty good

Randyslawterhouse
Oct 11, 2012
Yeah, well you bastards killed von Neumann.
At least we have the good grace to only kill our own.

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014

Whorelord posted:

well i wasn't born so pretty good

Didn't even get to enjoy the glory days. Just used-condom era England.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
did he really build The Matrix?? or was that movie just pulling my leg?


JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
Well, part of the problem with touring was that the stadium audiences were so loud that the Beatles couldn't even hear themselves play and their musical sound was becoming more and more complicated making replicating it on the road almost impossible.

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

this is intellectually dishonest

This is truthful reality, and every UK goon needs to own up to the fact that they all collectively looked at Canadian poutine and said, "this is too complicated for our infantile palates, so let's take out the gravy, green onions, and cheese, and whatever the gently caress else is in poutine and just use gyro meat with some basic sauce poured over it, then add some fries. Ooh, maybe the sauce is a curry - how international and sophisticated we all are!

Alan Turing is a hero, and everyday brits disgrace the man their ancestors brutalized and tortured to death with their godawful taste in most every food.

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XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid

Do It Once Right posted:

Focusing on crimes of the distant past distracts from the UK's ongoing crimes against humanity.

Exhibit A - the Kebab:

Order one in the US




Order a kebab in the UK

(sloppy diarrhea sound effects optional, but implied)
you are dumb and wrong and ill fight you after 8 cans of lager and a kebab

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