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Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

Smashed before noon

Gay Hitler posted:

back in direct contact. i shouldn't say what plan he is taking, but he's going for it

What, in case the SomethingAwful goons call up Vietnam and tell them "hey there's a stoner making a break for it, here's where to catch him"?

Tell us the great plan so we can poke holes in it

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BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

Gay Hitler posted:

back in direct contact. i shouldn't say what plan he is taking, but he's going for it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbsuAbTTsV8

though caveat here is that the real great escape guys all got caught and executed sorry your friend is poo poo out of luck lmao

BrutalistMcDonalds fucked around with this message at 04:27 on May 30, 2015

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
the one and only string I can pull in my family is getting out of pretty much this situation. unfortunately, that means id have to be enough of a dumbass to do something like be a drug dealer in vietnam and it seems like the risk is greater than the reward.

anyway im not helping you op

Reince Penis
Nov 15, 2007

by R. Guyovich
Next time you hear from your friend can you ask him if it's true they eat dogs in Vietnam? ??

bc eww gross

Lascivious Sloth
Apr 26, 2008

by sebmojo
they do and it tastes like tough chicken

White Noise Marine
Apr 14, 2010

OP tell your friend to take the left path, he will know when the time is right.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

FordPRefectLL posted:

is this that idiot goon from the SE asia thread who got super into drugs with his gf

I think that idiot was in Thailand and Cambodia. Maybe he went to Vietnam but I don't think so because it's actually not that easy to do that overland, he was poor as gently caress, and the Cambo/Thai expats don't usually dig on Vietnam that much (and vice versa).

Topographic Nap
Apr 22, 2007

The White Dragon posted:

if your friend 'allegedly' had so much weed that the phopho busted him, why doesn't he have more money from moving his product
lol

break-up breakdown
Mar 6, 2010

check inventory

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
I hope he gets tortured and killed

Topographic Nap
Apr 22, 2007

gnarlyhotep posted:

I hope he gets tortured and killed

soon to be dead goon say -dude you're harshing my mellow

Telsa Cola
Aug 19, 2011

No... this is all wrong... this whole operation has just gone completely sidewaysface
Dunno how dumb you have to be to get caught smoking weed in 'Nam and specially SE asia, I do know that it is a special kind of stupid that will lead to great stories if he doesnt get tossed in a torture camp so win win I guess.

Gay Hitler
Dec 11, 2006

I'm gay as heil!

White Noise Marine posted:

OP tell your friend to take the left path, he will know when the time is right.

i sent this to him

ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy

Vengarr posted:

What, in case the SomethingAwful goons call up Vietnam and tell them "hey there's a stoner making a break for it, here's where to catch him"?

Tell us the great plan so we can poke holes in it
goons have called cops on goons before
always assume anyone online would kill you for entertainment.

Relin
Oct 6, 2002

You have been a most worthy adversary, but in every game, there are winners and there are losers. And as you know, in this game, losers get robotizicized!
the vietnamese ambassador is going to come to lowtax's house now :magical:

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Gay Hitler posted:

i sent this to him

also please tell him he's a stupid gay bitch

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
kill the cops

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
a good trick is to pick up one cop and spin him around really fast using centrifugal force to knock over crowds of other cops like bowling pins

Zeno-25
Dec 5, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Omi-Polari posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbsuAbTTsV8

though caveat here is that the real great escape guys all got caught and executed sorry your friend is poo poo out of luck lmao

Half of them

The real lesson here is to go on a murderous rampage while you can if you ever break out of a WWII era Nazi POW camp

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

a good trick is to pick up one cop and spin him around really fast using centrifugal force to knock over crowds of other cops like bowling pins

Yaos
Feb 22, 2003

She is a cat of significant gravy.
Maybe your goony friend needs to stop going to countries that routinely fabricate charges.

Tashan Dorrsett
Apr 10, 2015

by Deplorable exmarx

gnarlyhotep posted:

I hope he gets tortured and killed

this guy has 200 dollars and he's relying on gibbis posts to escape vietnam as a fugitive. you could ban op's account and he would be dead in the water.

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

Goons are painting a kind of bleak picture of vietnam, is there any other reason to visit that country than to eat dogs and screw kids?

Because I'm starting to worry about your friend, OP

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

error1 posted:

Goons are painting a kind of bleak picture of vietnam, is there any other reason to visit that country than to eat dogs and screw kids?

Because I'm starting to worry about your friend, OP

they eat rats in vietnam on purpose

ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy

Yaos posted:

Maybe your goony friend needs to stop going to countries that routinely fabricate charges.

like where exactly?

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

they eat rats in vietnam on purpose

because they're delicious

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


i smoked a lot of weed in thailand and laos so i sympathize with great escape goon and hope he doesnt get tortured and jailed for a decade. goon speed

John Denver Hoxha
May 31, 2014

What a persistent nightmare!
....but enough about my posts
sounds like it's time for a... holiday in cambodia?

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

John Denver Hoxha posted:

sounds like it's time for a... holiday in cambodia?

oh drat

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

John Denver Hoxha posted:

sounds like it's time for a... holiday in cambodia?

it's time to taste what you most fear op

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

it's time to taste what you most fear op

Haven't seen you post for a while.

Wb!

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

donkey salami posted:

Haven't seen you post for a while.

Wb!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mmm3KTa601s

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

error1 posted:

Goons are painting a kind of bleak picture of vietnam, is there any other reason to visit that country than to eat dogs and screw kids?

Yes. It turns out that fat computer janitor shut ins don't actually know anything about international travel. I mean if your only pleasures in life are eating and porn of course you would think the only reason to go to Asia would be for eating and sex, but we don't listen to these people because we aren't dumb.

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

donkey salami posted:

Haven't seen you post for a while.

Wb!

yes i am here and this time my posts will be even worse than last time

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

yes i am here and this time my posts will be even worse than last time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=goX9dESxLnU

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
http://youtu.be/wN5oyLck7ps

hope this helps in some way op!!

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013

Gay Hitler posted:

i sent this to him

IT WAS A TRICK




HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

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Ninja Division
May 30, 2015

Sheep-Goats posted:

Yes. It turns out that fat computer janitor shut ins don't actually know anything about international travel. I mean if your only pleasures in life are eating and porn of course you would think the only reason to go to Asia would be for eating and sex, but we don't listen to these people because we aren't dumb.

Might be hoping for some super sweet rare un-dubbed anime too. Just a hunch. My fat computer doesn't need a janitor, so maybe I can't relate...

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