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WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

yeah lets get this going

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FuriousGeorge
Jan 23, 2006

Ah, the simple joys of a monkey knife-fight.
Grimey Drawer
we're pretty much a minority at this point

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

FuriousGeorge posted:

we're pretty much a minority at this point

yeah but its okay because being fat will be a thing of the past soon with all the new laws propping up so

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

i'm gonna get on board with this since it's a lot easier to support skinny people than fat people

ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

i'm gonna get on board with this since it's a lot easier to support skinny people than fat people

you can use the money you save in building materials to buy off the rack clothes

ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy
I just assume you mean structurally. I'm not in a position to support anyone else financially or emotionally.

Fusilli Jerry
Dec 13, 2013

ASSMAN
skinny problems:
-living in florida (lol) and constantly being cold
-having to hear "eat a cheeseburger" all the time*
-being referred to as "skinny bitch"



*from ppl other than dad gay

ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy

Fusilli Jerry posted:


-having to hear "eat a cheeseburger" all the time*


and you are like thank you I would like a cheeseburger, and they don't give you one.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
i used to be skinny but then i graduated school and got a desk job and now im kinda husky ):

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

skinny people don't need all that much support compared to fat people

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH

Nooner posted:

i used to be skinny but then i graduated school and got a desk job and now im kinda husky ):

nigga you fat

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
inside every fat person is a skinny person

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Quote this if you can wrap your thumb and pinky around your wrist and have them touch.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Quote this if you can wrap your thumb and pinky around your wrist and have them touch.

almost. the bones get in the way

memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx
These past few weeks everyone I know has been asking me if I've been eating and/or telling me to eat more, it's like a pattern at this point

Like I've anyways been slim and got it occasionally but this is becoming much more common lately

How can I stay skinny in the face of all this peer pressure

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Daedra posted:

nigga you fat

I am NOT I just need to lose like 10 pounds ):

memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Quote this if you can wrap your thumb and pinky around your wrist and have them touch.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

memy posted:

These past few weeks everyone I know has been asking me if I've been eating and/or telling me to eat more, it's like a pattern at this point

Like I've anyways been slim and got it occasionally but this is becoming much more common lately

How can I stay skinny in the face of all this peer pressure

pics or it never happened

down n out
Sep 16, 2008

Nap Ghost

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Quote this if you can wrap your thumb and pinky around your wrist and have them touch.

Yup. Also can use 2 hands and touch index fingers and thumbs around my thigh.

Skellybones
May 31, 2011




Fun Shoe

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Quote this if you can wrap your thumb and pinky around your wrist and have them touch.

Hell yea

*leans casually against a rickety wooden structure, without destroying it*

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!
OP I have seen your pictures and you actually look fairly chunky.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Secks Cauldron posted:

OP I have seen your pictures and you actually look fairly chunky.

post your pic right now OP!
I thought you were thin!

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot
Nooner you're hosed now.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Slipknot Hoagie posted:

Nooner you're hosed now.

I'm just husky I can ALMOST touch my pinky and thumb around my wrist. I barley can if I try at the thinnest part!!!

dead in real life
Jun 17, 2012

Secks Cauldron posted:

OP I have seen your pictures and you actually look fairly chunky.

The plot... thickens.

HD DAD
Jan 13, 2010

Generic white guy.

Toilet Rascal
6'1" 160lbs checking in hell yeah.

Skinny jeans are dope as hell

Tumblr of scotch
Mar 13, 2006

Please, don't be my neighbor.
5' 7" 110 lb i'm basically a 2d stick figure

but i eat like poo poo so i'm a stick figure made primarily of pure fat

Tumblr of scotch
Mar 13, 2006

Please, don't be my neighbor.

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Quote this if you can wrap your thumb and pinky around your wrist and have them touch.
also can do this and will provide evidence once camera battery is charged

also

Parallax Scroll posted:

skinny people don't need all that much support compared to fat people
that's certainly true from a structural sense

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
I weigh 150 pounds

Ramc
May 4, 2008

Bringing your thread to a screeching halt, guaranteed.

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Quote this if you can wrap your thumb and pinky around your wrist and have them touch.

Big Black Brony
Jul 11, 2008

Congratulations on Graduation Shnookums.
Love, Mom & Dad

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Quote this if you can wrap your thumb and pinky around your wrist and have them touch.

BIG BIC SQUAD
Jan 24, 2015

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Quote this if you can wrap your thumb and pinky around your wrist and have them touch.

Beyond just touching. I can get about an inch of overlap. :rip:

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
when u think about it the holocaust was more of a genocide of skinny people than jewish people

Police Academy III
Nov 4, 2011
lol when ur walking down the street and some fat guy is coming the other way and you got to be the one to turn to the side to get past 'cos he'd just be the same width either way

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

Parallax Scroll posted:

skinny people don't need all that much support compared to fat people

sketch66
Aug 14, 2010

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Quote this if you can wrap your thumb and pinky around your wrist and have them touch.

Cursed to be a medium in an XL world.

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
There is no excuse for being skinny. Go lift some weights.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
my wrists are thin but my hands are tiny. also im missing a couple fingertips. so really, my hands weigh less than yours.

Calbiyum
May 18, 2015
meghan trainor is fat and untalented.

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The_Angry_Turtle
Aug 2, 2007

BLARGH
My boss bought everyone in our office pizza today because we completed a project ahead of when we were supposed to. I took one slice back to my desk and when I went back for another a little while later it was all gone. All the fatties in the office were chowing down on 4+ slices each and were wrapping some in paper towel and hiding them in their desks like chubby squirrels.

I wanted a second slice. :(

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