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hello byob! i'm on my break at work and i figured I'd treat myself today.
freeze dried strawberries! these babies command a price of $3.98, so i can only imagine they'll be delicious. okay, i'm gonna open them...
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- Mapparu
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May 30, 2015 00:09
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- landy.
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these threads never go well, but it's strawberries so I'm cautiously optimistic
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May 30, 2015 00:10
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- Scaly Haylie
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oh my goodness gracious. sorry for the lateness of this post everyone, my work really likes to stop me from getting a 4G signal it seems!
just eat normal strawberries smh
an excellent point, but these caught my eye and i figured what the hell. live a little, eh?
these threads never go well, but it's strawberries so I'm cautiously optimistic
yeah! cautiously optimistic is how i would describe my attitude upon purchasing.
they don't LOOK so bad...but they're tart as f*ck! i know the package says no sugar added, but did they REMOVE the sugar from these rawbs or what? blech!
they're also pretty messy. i got strawberry dust all over my hands. if not for the taste, the powdery trainwreck within the bag would have been my LEAST favorite feature of the snack.
i cannot recommend this product, unless you want to crush the contents into an abundance of tart strawberry dust.
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May 30, 2015 01:53
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I'm going to buy a bag of evaporated watermelon
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May 30, 2015 01:56
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- nonazis
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The ants. They're everywhere, man. Big fuckers.
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I'm going to buy a bag of evaporated watermelon
don't, it's only .03% watermelon. the rest is chloraphorm
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May 30, 2015 02:12
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a beautiful, soft meat sack
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If you got those online their is a chance it's made with linty bitcoin waste heat.
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May 30, 2015 02:15
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- fuck. marry. t-rex
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All frozen berries are tart freezing them makes them that way
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May 30, 2015 03:06
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- fuck. marry. t-rex
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Add water corn starch and sugar and cook at a low heat in a pot for a long time and maybe take a robocoup to it
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May 30, 2015 03:07
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by Nyc_Tattoo
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I ate an entire bag of banana chips one time thinking that fruit can't possibly make me fat until I realized that there was like two grand of calories in the pack
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May 30, 2015 03:09
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birthday frog comes bearing gifts and special birthday wishes
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make a snack unboxing video
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May 30, 2015 03:31
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- social vegan
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op got rawbed
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May 30, 2015 03:40
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- landy.
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The water dilutes the natural flavor. The dehydrated ones are more dense so you're getting more flavor concentrated on fewer tastebuds. Cool tho thanks Landy
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May 30, 2015 03:57
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by Nyc_Tattoo
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coffee is served either hot or cold to mask the bitterness: fact
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May 30, 2015 04:04
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strawberries grow in factories now. gimme some of that refined poo poo, from the machine
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May 30, 2015 04:09
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by zen death robot
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freeze dried fruit should only be sold in vending machines, and a conveyor belt brings it from there to your seat.
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May 30, 2015 04:22
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Candy tastes better than fruit AND has the same if not MORE sugars so chew on that.
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May 30, 2015 06:07
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Here's something those doctors don't want you to know... You know those dollar menu items that are such a deal at fast food places? Often times they have TWICE as many calories AND fat as your "healthiest" alternatives.
What a freaking bargain!
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May 30, 2015 06:18
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by Smythe
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I like oranges but theres no accounting for personal taste
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May 30, 2015 06:26
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by zen death robot
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I figure this is the place to ask but what's the name of that cool fruit that makes bitter or sour things taste sweet?
Synsepalum dulcificum, or "miracle fruit". Orange juice, Guinness, wine, lemons, and grapefruit are the best according to my scientific research. It works on vinegar, but it makes you feel sick.
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May 30, 2015 06:39
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The ants. They're everywhere, man. Big fuckers.
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Synsepalum dulcificum, or "miracle fruit". Orange juice, Guinness, wine, lemons, and grapefruit are the best according to my scientific research. It works on vinegar, but it makes you feel sick.
but there is that one moderately rare fruit that makes everything taste like jellybeans. what is that called? I heard about it on NPR once because I'm that kind of person.
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May 30, 2015 16:44
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The ants. They're everywhere, man. Big fuckers.
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oh, never mind. Synsepalum dulcificum is what it's called. I thought you were saying that's what the phenomenon was called. sorry.
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May 30, 2015 16:46
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i love to eat bags of dried mission figs you should try those op
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May 30, 2015 18:46
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by zen death robot
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uh... well, water has no real flavor right? like imagine you have a soup. add a gallon of water to it. it's less flavorful right? it's watered down soup. similarly, if you reduce the concentration of water in the soup, like say by simmering, the flavors get more concentrated.
Water tastes like water.
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May 30, 2015 20:08
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fruits are for coots
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May 30, 2015 20:11
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blend the strawberries
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Staying Legend. CA Exempt DEATH
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I tried candied strawberries once and those were "TEH BOMB" as the kids say these days
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