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Pox
Feb 16, 2015
:siren: Former speaker of the house Dennis Hastert is a gay man :siren:

Post in here evey time a conservative is a sexual deviant, or if you are conservative and a sexual deviant

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Harald
Jul 10, 2009

LINKIN PARK


he raped a guy he's not necessarily gay

Amarcarts
Feb 21, 2007

This looks a lot like suffering.
True story I found Dick Cheney on Grindr

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I'm a straight Marxist.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

shocked, i am shocked that family values republican man was loving boys on the side

this is unprecedented

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

TEAYCHES posted:

shocked, i am shocked that family values republican man was loving boys on the side

this is unprecedented

I'm much more shocked that a high school coach actually made something of himself.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

TEAYCHES posted:

shocked, i am shocked that family values republican man was loving boys on the side

this is unprecedented

They also found lots of shady real estate deals by going through Hastert's financial information.


I guess Illinois is really good at cranking out corrupt politicians.


whole indictment is here:
http://apps.washingtonpost.com/g/documents/politics/indictment-of-former-house-speaker-dennis-hastert/1565/

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Can he come up with an excuse that tops Wide Stance though?

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

LINKIN PARK


The kid he raped was Aaron Schock

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

etalian posted:

They also found lots of shady real estate deals by going through Hastert's financial information.


I guess Illinois is really good at cranking out corrupt politicians.

they found the shady deals partly due to banking surveillance privisions in the patriot act which hastert championed as speaker lmao

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
All the conserves in power are gay.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

TEAYCHES posted:

they found the shady deals partly due to banking surveillance privisions in the patriot act which hastert championed as speaker lmao

Yeah part of the patriot act was requiring banks to report cash withdrawals above 10k, he kept on doing constant cash withdrawals slightly under the amount which by itself raised a red flag at the bank.

Pox
Feb 16, 2015

etalian posted:

Yeah part of the patriot act was requiring banks to report cash withdrawals above 10k, he kept on doing constant cash withdrawals slightly under the amount which by itself raised a red flag at the bank.

Weird it's almost like he didn't know what the patriot act did

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011
pedophile not gay

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

The 10k thing is from the Bank Secrecy Act which is from 1970.

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

LINKIN PARK


Harald posted:

The kid he raped was Aaron Schock
seriously think about it :tinfoil:

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I'm much more shocked that a high school coach actually made something of himself.

A fair point.

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
At least Conservatives have the decency to keep this stuff under wraps.

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
he looks like PSH in this movie:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wkt2CObz7tQ

and acts like him too

Mooktastical
Jan 8, 2008
Mitch McConnell has a running ad on Craigslist for guys to gently caress his turkey neck for pay

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

TEAYCHES posted:

shocked, i am shocked that family values republican man was loving boys on the side

this is unprecedented

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



You can survive anything besides a dead girl or a live boy

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Omi-Polari posted:

he looks like PSH in this movie:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wkt2CObz7tQ

and acts like him too

Fun Fact: Philip Hoffman didn't know he was in this movie. It was shot a la Bowfinger.

Indubitable Leg
Aug 9, 2013
At this one everyone in the GOP probably straddles the hog.

Zeno-25
Dec 5, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/243418-dennis-hastert%27s-weird-2014-CSPAN-call

quote:

The call came in while Hastert appeared on CSPAN’s "Washington Journal" on Nov. 13, a week after last year's midterm elections. The caller identified himself only as “Bruce" from Illinois.

“Hello, Denny,” the caller said.

“Do you remember me from Yorkville?” he added, before laughing and hanging up.

CSPAN’s host Pedro Echevarria immediately moved onto the next caller and Hastert had no significant reaction to the call than other than indicating he knew "Bruce."

lol

Abdul Alhazred
Mar 15, 2007

TEAYCHES posted:

shocked, i am shocked that family values republican man was loving boys on the side

this is unprecedented

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
big ole dinks

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

let he who has never ploughed midwest rear end throw the first stone

Pox
Feb 16, 2015
Denny's Grand Slam

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

etalian posted:

let he who has never ploughed midwest rear end throw the first stone

Can we throw half a stone if we can't remember if we have or not?

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

creepy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1miAo9bCK0E

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

the truth is that he harvested a minor's bone marrow to satiate his dark space lizard queen

cult_hero
Jul 10, 2001
I won't care until Lindsey Graham finally comes out.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

BeefThief posted:

the truth is that he harvested a minor's bone marrow to satiate his dark space lizard queen

is that what they are calling it these days?

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

i am a conservative pervert ama

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
Can't seek dick and squirt if you're House speaker Hastert

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!

Pox posted:

Post in here evey time a conservative is a sexual deviant

megathreads are banned, op

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Amarcarts posted:

True story I found Dick Cheney on Grindr

Well, he did shoot a load in a guy's face.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Say Nothing posted:

Well, he did shoot a load in a guy's face.

lol

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TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Say Nothing posted:

Well, he did shoot a load in a guy's face.

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