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I drank 2 beers. First it was bullshit because I bought a regular bottle for 4 bucks befor realizing the same place sold 20 oz cups of bud light for 2$. So I was sitting down and I whistles a pitch perfect version of the Star-Spangled Banner and I think I brought some business to the place so as far as I'm concerned I should get a free beer. This girl looked over at me and told me that I had a small dick. But then she said she would suck my small dick (she didn't actually say it, we just mentally communicated ) but then she walked off with her alpha. I'm sitting next to a garbage can so it's not really desirable plus my fat rolls and beer gut and man tits aren't helping me but I'm pretty sure I could score with one of the local heroin junkies for a few bucks. Not sure I want to risk it
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didnt read
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There's some very pretty girls in New York City they all look so busy like they have someplace to go but they all just want that nice dick
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May 30, 2015 04:47
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Have you tried showing passersby your dick?
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I saw you there
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May 30, 2015 04:55
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What was I wearing you beefy pissbitch
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My very first nyc experience was in penn station. Three huge cops tackled this dude and hog tied him in the middle of the mall and whisked him away right in front of me just as fast as you read this sentence. No idea what was going on just boom, gone
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May 30, 2015 05:24
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when i drink in public my first instinct is to post on SA too---NOT!!!!!!
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Darkman Fanpage posted:didnt read why to act like a hobo
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penn station is dirty and no fun actually that's all of nyc, why the gently caress would anyone want to live there
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jackyl posted:why the gently caress would anyone want to live there Because it's like living in a giant playground for grownups
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who calls it new york penn station
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Vulture Culture posted:who calls it new york penn station There are Penn stations in several states actually I was at the Philly one a few months ago and boy was it confusing
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Vulture Culture posted:who calls it new york penn station There's a Newark Penn Station in New Jersey that is a major hub for commuters into NYC, so the distinction is kind-of important if you go around that area.
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How about you drink my balls OP
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There's always suicide.
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Ayyy dude could I crash at your place sometime? I've always wanted to see New York
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Vulture Culture posted:who calls it new york penn station people out side of new york. I guess there might be a penn station elsewhere.
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memy posted:There are Penn stations in several states actually We still just call both Penn Station
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The Mentalizer posted:Because it's like living in a giant playground for grownups Holy poo poo now I know why some of the tumblrites on the spectrum whine about wanting to live in NYC so bad
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May 31, 2015 03:05
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The best thing about NYC is you can literally pee anywhere
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May 31, 2015 03:28
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JakeP posted:The best thing about NYC is you can literally pee anywhere https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzLEjzvygYE
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May 31, 2015 03:30
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Ayy lmao
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76sa3LVwQzk
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mind the walrus posted:There's a Newark Penn Station in New Jersey that is a major hub for commuters into NYC, so the distinction is kind-of important if you go around that area.
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lol
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Vulture Culture posted:yeah but it's like how new york city is "the city" and jersey city is "a shithole" Yes but when it's 2 a.m. and you're coming home drunk and high as gently caress you're going to want to make sure you know the loving difference so you're not stuck in Newark from 3-5 a.m. High school sucked.
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eliot rogers is that you
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