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I got back from a party and now I'm trying to force out the gravel in my quarry so I got buck nude because I was going to jerk it but the dump mood struck and none of my roomies are home. anyway what's youse guys opinion on making GBS threads naked? it's liberating but I won't have an underwear buffer to get the last remaining poop molecules away from my rear end once I'm back in my clean sheets and I fear I'm contaminating Eden on this one. making GBS threads naked before bed: boon? or bust?
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Coolie Ghost posted:I got back from a party and now I'm trying to force out the gravel in my quarry so I got buck nude because I was going to jerk it but the dump mood struck and none of my roomies are home. anyway what's youse guys opinion on making GBS threads naked? it's liberating but I won't have an underwear buffer to get the last remaining poop molecules away from my rear end once I'm back in my clean sheets and I fear I'm contaminating Eden on this one. 
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May 30, 2015 05:56
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if you're going au natural, climb on top and squat. don't half rear end this poo poo.
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May 30, 2015 05:58
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notZaar posted:if you're going au natural, climb on top and squat. don't half rear end this poo poo. I guess if I Lysol the rim and the bowl I'll reduce my risk of hantavirus but what do I do about my dick pissing over the rim in full squat position?
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May 30, 2015 06:02
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turn out the lights for shame neutralization
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Coolie Ghost posted:I guess if I Lysol the rim and the bowl I'll reduce my risk of hantavirus but what do I do about my dick pissing over the rim in full squat position? Why are you squatting down to pee? That's literally what a bitch does. Like, an actual bitch.
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May 30, 2015 06:05
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naked in the dark, making GBS threads in a strange hole like god intended
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May 30, 2015 06:09
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i strip before making GBS threads, but only when at home. it would just be weird in public restrooms.
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May 30, 2015 06:11
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jam a bottle of evian up in there before your date gets bored
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May 30, 2015 07:03
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I'm so loving alpha I just drop my god drat pants and unload wherever I want
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May 30, 2015 07:09
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Coolie Ghost posted:I got back from a party and now I'm trying to force out the gravel in my quarry so I got buck nude because I was going to jerk it but the dump mood struck and none of my roomies are home. anyway what's youse guys opinion on making GBS threads naked? it's liberating but I won't have an underwear buffer to get the last remaining poop molecules away from my rear end once I'm back in my clean sheets and I fear I'm contaminating Eden on this one. i knew a guy who had to get totally naked to take a poo poo, even at work
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May 30, 2015 07:10
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Haverchuck posted:i knew a guy who had to get totally naked to take a poo poo, even at work
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May 30, 2015 07:13
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Just poop real real hard so a bunch of water splashes back up and cleans your bunghole. That's called the poor mans bidet that is
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May 30, 2015 07:48
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Vulture Culture posted:this is the one instance where it's completely acceptable to pull the building fire alarm what about if there's a fire
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May 30, 2015 09:36
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When I go I sing "poo and pee and poo and pee" to the tune of twinkle little star
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May 30, 2015 10:28
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Get home, get naked. So happy I have my own house. Wear an apron for bacon.
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May 30, 2015 10:40
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about 10 years ago i cooked bacon in boxer shorts and got a droplet right on the end of my dick because it wasn't buttoned up. I posted on livejournal about it
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May 30, 2015 11:04
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notZaar posted:Why are you squatting down to pee? That's literally what a bitch does. Like, an actual bitch. My shits are so girthy they force out all remaining piss when I squart the log
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May 30, 2015 16:06
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take a turn at the ole gloryhole like a real man does
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May 30, 2015 16:18
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You should never sleep naked unless a shower has occurred between your last poo poo and entering bed. Really, you should always shower before sleeping in your bed you gross goons but we will choose our battles here.
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May 30, 2015 16:22
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imagine her naked https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bje_8Y7KUfM
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May 30, 2015 17:35
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Pastor Perineum posted:imagine her naked poo poo just makes me angry.
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May 30, 2015 17:36
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posting from my toilet
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