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Welp, I just had another bright spot flash in my vision. I was warned by an optometrist that if that started happening I had to come in for a consultation/surgery. this happened after I was attacked in a park by some rear end in a top hat that left me with a bruised orbital bone (and probably broke his finger, the optometrist pointed out). I don't especially want to go blind. if it happens a few more times I'll go.
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May 30, 2015 11:13
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May 30, 2015 11:14
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*is warned by optometrist that he could go blind if x happens* *x happens* *doesnt go to the doctor, maybe if it happens again* *is dumb as balls, also op*
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May 30, 2015 11:15
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Son of Rodney posted:*is warned by optometrist that he could go blind if x happens* yeah, there are a couple of thing that make this not as dumb as it seems: 1) it's been like two years, and he said the longer the better 2) I've been seeing flashes in my vision my whole life. as a fun side note, I have a bunch more floaters in my eye now, it makes using a microscope difficult
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May 30, 2015 11:16
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Cumslut1895 posted:yeah, there are a couple of thing that make this not as dumb as it seems: Sup laboratory buddy. Go to the eye doctor maybe?
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May 30, 2015 11:20
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st1LL_51ngl3 posted:Sup laboratory buddy. yeah. I will, eventually. there's a mid-semester break coming up, so I'll do it then. Fortunately, not being an american, I can probably get the checkup covered by the Accident Compensation Commission
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May 30, 2015 11:23
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Cumslut1895 posted:yeah. I will, eventually. there's a mid-semester break coming up, so I'll do it then. Fortunately, not being an american, I can probably get the checkup covered by the Accident Compensation Commission I don't think it was an accident, though. Sounds like the guy bludgeoned you on purpose?
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May 30, 2015 11:24
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st1LL_51ngl3 posted:I don't think it was an accident, though. Sounds like the guy bludgeoned you on purpose? yeah, I think their coverage expanded beyond what it was initially designed for
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May 30, 2015 11:26
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Replace your eyeball with a laser pointer
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May 30, 2015 11:35
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spud posted:Replace your eyeball with a laser pointer Jesus Christ please do this.
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May 30, 2015 11:37
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spud posted:Replace your eyeball with a laser pointer I can't afford that.
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May 30, 2015 11:40
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Flashing lights are a sign of retinal detachment, you really should get seen as soon as possible you retard.
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May 30, 2015 11:42
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Beep Street posted:Flashing lights are a sign of retinal detachment, you really should get seen as soon as possible you retard. I will, though like I said, I've had them my whole life
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May 30, 2015 11:43
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Cumslut1895 posted:I can't afford that. i'll throw in $2.99 for the pointer
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May 30, 2015 11:47
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Shasta Orange Soda posted:i'll throw in $2.99 for the pointer I didn't ask for this
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May 30, 2015 11:52
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Cumslut1895 posted:I didn't ask for this I'll but the tongs to take out the eye.
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May 30, 2015 12:14
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Tiberius Thyben posted:I'll but the tongs to take out the eye. Did you have a stroke?
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May 30, 2015 12:15
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Cumslut1895 posted:I will, though like I said, I've had them my whole life Wasn't there a goon who got kidney failure or something because he didn't go to the doctor? He owed hundreds of thousands in medical bills.
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May 30, 2015 12:22
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Beep Street posted:Doesn't matter, you've had an eye injury so are at increased risk. Floaters are also a sign of retinal detachment. I'll go. Thanks for the concern 
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May 30, 2015 12:39
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It's probably just comic rays. You'll end up with the power to see the future, which will be a vision of old you punching yourself in the face for not going to the doctor.
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May 30, 2015 12:44
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Frankenstyle posted:It's probably just comic rays. You'll end up with the power to see the future, which will be a vision of old you punching yourself in the face for not going to the doctor. Am I going to fail to murder a presidential candidate before being shot to death?
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May 30, 2015 12:45
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Don't ask me, it's your power.
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May 30, 2015 12:46
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Cumslut1895 posted:Welp, I just had another bright spot flash in my vision. I was warned by an optometrist that if that started happening I had to come in for a consultation/surgery. I also get flashes. The flashes are from the vitreous humor detaching from the retina as you age. They are normal, but they can carry a risk of detachment if they are happening often. My vision is 20/700 in one eye and almost 20/800 in the other so I'm at a significant risk for detachment. Doing fine so far (fingers crossed). Always get your vision checked if you're at risk. Look for a shower of sparks that looks like someone grinding metal outside your peripheral vision, black spots falling like a snow globe, and peripheral vision loss in general. A Red curtain is also a sign but I'm sure that's not something that you'd ignore.
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May 30, 2015 18:08
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Go, op. I know quite a bit but I'm not typing it out on my phone and the only important part of it all would just be to go.
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May 30, 2015 18:15
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just go now idiot do you really want to gently caress with losing your eyesight?
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May 30, 2015 18:15
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May 30, 2015 18:22
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Please go see your doctor Cumslut1895, unless you don't need both of your eyes, then I guess it's not as high priority.
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May 30, 2015 18:27
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Congrats on the AIDS
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May 30, 2015 18:33
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the music video! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_mTsuaOj4s
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May 30, 2015 18:48
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Op will die eventually, so the fact is where he's going he won't need eyes anyway
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May 30, 2015 18:51
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Beep Street posted:Wasn't there a goon who got kidney failure or something because he didn't go to the doctor? He owed hundreds of thousands in medical bills. Yeah, he had really REALLY high blood pressure and didn't know it until his kidneys failed and the waste products built up in his blood to the point he was half-dead. I don't remember him even being particularly fat. The worst part about it is that kidney dialysis will keep you alive for awhile, but unless you quickly get a kidney transplant that "takes", your overall health goes to poo poo in a zillion ways and you have an extreme risk of going blind(dialysis fucks up your capillaries, and your eye's full of them). So he has a high probability of dying blind and very young. 
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May 30, 2015 18:58
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just go blind so you dont have to look at your own stupid loving face
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