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black pete
Mar 24, 2015

DON'T MIND ME!

I'LL MAKE JOKES ABOUT RAPE.
For me, it's definitely Kaceytron. I know she's not much to look at, and i certainly wouldn't want her giving me her Bronze V opinions on Ahri builds, but that being said i bet she is a filthy little slag and would let you stick it anywhere. I have also definitely masturbated to her more than once.

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Chalupa Picada
Jan 13, 2009

Futuremangaming is the only one for me

Captain Gordon
Jul 22, 2004

:10bux::10bux::10bux::10bux::10bux:
kill yourself op

Vanderdeath
Oct 1, 2005

I will confess,
I love this cultured hell that tests my youth.



I would have sex with all this white girls

Arrrthritis
May 31, 2007

I don't care if you're a star, the moon, or the whole damn sky, you need to come back down to earth and remember where you came from

Yasser Arafatwa posted:

Futuremangaming is the only one for me

pretty much this. I'd get sucked into his black hole iykwim

Lord Lambeth
Dec 7, 2011


Pewdiepie

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.

littleorv
Jan 29, 2011

I don't watch streams so I would need pics and a brief description of all the female streamers to accurately answer your inquiry.

Apoplexy
Mar 9, 2003

by Shine
I bet you're a Bronze V sex-haver, too, OP.

vibur
Apr 23, 2004
The answer is obviously the entire Yogscast - except Simon...everyone's had Simon.

Also, shut up.

black pete
Mar 24, 2015

DON'T MIND ME!

I'LL MAKE JOKES ABOUT RAPE.
EVeryone who is talking about male streamers are too much of a pussyhole to tell us which female they actually would have sex with if they were to come gagging for it

RavenKrows
May 29, 2008
brianna wu

Gordong Dongbay
Oct 18, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
This thread triggers me.

black pete
Mar 24, 2015

DON'T MIND ME!

I'LL MAKE JOKES ABOUT RAPE.

RavenKrows posted:

brianna wu

Can you explain your reasoning? She looks like another ugly retarded feminist to me.

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010

black pete posted:

For me, it's definitely Kaceytron. I know she's not much to look at, and i certainly wouldn't want her giving me her Bronze V opinions on Ahri builds, but that being said i bet she is a filthy little slag and would let you stick it anywhere. I have also definitely masturbated to her more than once.

same, op

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011
A male one LOL

Cyberball 2072
Feb 17, 2014

by Lowtax

Vanderdeath posted:

I would have sex with all this white girls

Captain_duck
Dec 3, 2005

I swear nice bushes!

Pewdiepie is the prettiest grill.

Jessie cox is also hawt.

black pete
Mar 24, 2015

DON'T MIND ME!

I'LL MAKE JOKES ABOUT RAPE.
I know for a fact that every person in this forum has once imagined having sex with a popular girl streamer.

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

i dont know who any of these people are op

littleorv
Jan 29, 2011

black pete posted:

I know for a fact that every person in this forum has once imagined having sex with a popular girl streamer.

*looks around

Um nope.

Attack on Princess
Dec 15, 2008

To yolo rolls! The cause and solution to all problems!
:confused:

edit: don't have sex with streamers. It's a mess.

Attack on Princess fucked around with this message at 02:01 on May 31, 2015

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011

Donnerberg posted:

:confused:

edit: don't have sex with streamers. It's a mess.

LMFAO.

black pete
Mar 24, 2015

DON'T MIND ME!

I'LL MAKE JOKES ABOUT RAPE.
Great jokes ITT. Keep it up lads.

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009
that guy who's just a face and a torso

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

ipaid10buxforthis
May 11, 2009

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Star craft presenter smix

black pete
Mar 24, 2015

DON'T MIND ME!

I'LL MAKE JOKES ABOUT RAPE.

:circlefap:

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

This Twitch Plays thing has gone too far.

Jibo
May 22, 2007

Bear Witness
College Slice
What kind of nerd watches other nerds play video games.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
Cute but not too bright.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QysJTckaFNM

ayy lmao

Tsurupettan
Mar 26, 2011

My many CoX, always poised, always ready, always willing to thrust.

singsing because i like cute asian grills

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Tsurupettan posted:

singsing because i like cute asian grills

Apoplexy
Mar 9, 2003

by Shine

I have a feeling you "don't starve" as long as those massive teats are in existence. Jeez.

Jibo
May 22, 2007

Bear Witness
College Slice
"I can't believe this guy made a video this bad!" said Slowbeef, taking a long drag from his cigarette.

"It's like he WANTS me to kill myself." quipped Diabeetus in reply. It was a warm summer day and the two men were sitting together, watching lovely Let's Plays. Diabeetus enjoyed these moments he got to spend together with his best buddy. But he felt like they could be so much more...

"So, you wanna do the next video or should we take a break?" asked Slowbeef, his wrinkled face bathed in the August sun. Diabeetus loved that face. He had to have it.

"Listen, Slowbeef. There's been something I've been wanting to tell you for a long time," Diabeetus began nervously, "I think we should take our relationship to... the next level."

"The next level? What the gently caress are you talking about?"

"Here, let me show you." Diabeetus knew that this was his only chance, and he had to take it. He quickly grabbed Slowbeef's face and came in for a kiss. Surprisingly, Slowbeef didn't struggle. His mouth tasted strongly of ash, and Diabeetus couldn't get enough of it. Their lips stayed locked for one, two, three whole minutes before they broke apart.

"I... I had no idea you felt that way about me," Slowbeef said, "but to be honest, I'm kinda glad." Diabeetus felt a warm sensation in his heart. Slowbeef accepted him! Finally, all of his dreams were coming true! "So you, uh... You wanna go a little further?" asked a blushing Slowbeef. Suddenly, the man was standing up and taking off his shirt. Diabeetus couldn't believe what he was seeing. Slowbeef had such a magnificent chest, toned to perfection. You could even cut vegetables on his glorious abs if you wanted to. Diabeetus felt a stirring in his pants. He knew they were going to go all the way.

Now Slowbeef was undoing his pants. Being the manly man that he is, he had gone commando that day. His penis was already hard and throbbing. His bush was beautiful and curly. Diabeetus got on his knees and began to suck Slowbeef's cock. It was so salty and delicious, thought Diabeetus. He slowly worked his way up and down Slowbeef's shaft. Slowbeef grabbed the back of Diabeetus's head and began moaning. Diabeetus was getting really hard now. He couldn't possibly resist any longer, he had to make the final plunge.

Diabeetus quickly tore his head away from Slowbeef's cock. "Hey, what the gently caress are you stopping for?" said Slowbeef.

"I want to get a little more... Frisky." replied Diabeetus, who was disrobing as quickly as he could. When he was done, he got on all fours and wiggled his rear end in Slowbeef's direction. "Come and get it, big boy." Slowbeef then thrust his manly penis into Diabeetus's anus. The pleasure was overwhelming them both. Diabeetus thought he had died and gone to heaven. The two men were moaning and sweating, reveling in the pleasure they were giving each other. Diabeetus grabbed his own dick and began to masturbate furiously. He couldn't hold on much longer.

Diabeetus and Slowbeef were making enough noise to wake up the entire neighborhood and they couldn't care less. As far as Diabeetus was concerned, the only things that existed were him and his best friend, who was currently loving his rear end with much gusto. Diabeetus stroked his own dick faster and faster until he unleashed his load all over the carpet with a shout. Slowbeef was cumming too, filling Diabeetus's rump with tons of hot man seed. The pair were in a state of absolute bliss. When their orgasms subsided, they cuddled up together on the floor. "So," began Slowbeef, "you wanna do another video?"

Diabeetus giggled. "Of course. I could do all the videos in the world."

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001





ay le mow

black pete
Mar 24, 2015

DON'T MIND ME!

I'LL MAKE JOKES ABOUT RAPE.
Bump.

littleorv
Jan 29, 2011

Jibo posted:

"I can't believe this guy made a video this bad!" said Slowbeef, taking a long drag from his cigarette.

"It's like he WANTS me to kill myself." quipped Diabeetus in reply. It was a warm summer day and the two men were sitting together, watching lovely Let's Plays. Diabeetus enjoyed these moments he got to spend together with his best buddy. But he felt like they could be so much more...

"So, you wanna do the next video or should we take a break?" asked Slowbeef, his wrinkled face bathed in the August sun. Diabeetus loved that face. He had to have it.

"Listen, Slowbeef. There's been something I've been wanting to tell you for a long time," Diabeetus began nervously, "I think we should take our relationship to... the next level."

"The next level? What the gently caress are you talking about?"

"Here, let me show you." Diabeetus knew that this was his only chance, and he had to take it. He quickly grabbed Slowbeef's face and came in for a kiss. Surprisingly, Slowbeef didn't struggle. His mouth tasted strongly of ash, and Diabeetus couldn't get enough of it. Their lips stayed locked for one, two, three whole minutes before they broke apart.

"I... I had no idea you felt that way about me," Slowbeef said, "but to be honest, I'm kinda glad." Diabeetus felt a warm sensation in his heart. Slowbeef accepted him! Finally, all of his dreams were coming true! "So you, uh... You wanna go a little further?" asked a blushing Slowbeef. Suddenly, the man was standing up and taking off his shirt. Diabeetus couldn't believe what he was seeing. Slowbeef had such a magnificent chest, toned to perfection. You could even cut vegetables on his glorious abs if you wanted to. Diabeetus felt a stirring in his pants. He knew they were going to go all the way.

Now Slowbeef was undoing his pants. Being the manly man that he is, he had gone commando that day. His penis was already hard and throbbing. His bush was beautiful and curly. Diabeetus got on his knees and began to suck Slowbeef's cock. It was so salty and delicious, thought Diabeetus. He slowly worked his way up and down Slowbeef's shaft. Slowbeef grabbed the back of Diabeetus's head and began moaning. Diabeetus was getting really hard now. He couldn't possibly resist any longer, he had to make the final plunge.

Diabeetus quickly tore his head away from Slowbeef's cock. "Hey, what the gently caress are you stopping for?" said Slowbeef.

"I want to get a little more... Frisky." replied Diabeetus, who was disrobing as quickly as he could. When he was done, he got on all fours and wiggled his rear end in Slowbeef's direction. "Come and get it, big boy." Slowbeef then thrust his manly penis into Diabeetus's anus. The pleasure was overwhelming them both. Diabeetus thought he had died and gone to heaven. The two men were moaning and sweating, reveling in the pleasure they were giving each other. Diabeetus grabbed his own dick and began to masturbate furiously. He couldn't hold on much longer.

Diabeetus and Slowbeef were making enough noise to wake up the entire neighborhood and they couldn't care less. As far as Diabeetus was concerned, the only things that existed were him and his best friend, who was currently loving his rear end with much gusto. Diabeetus stroked his own dick faster and faster until he unleashed his load all over the carpet with a shout. Slowbeef was cumming too, filling Diabeetus's rump with tons of hot man seed. The pair were in a state of absolute bliss. When their orgasms subsided, they cuddled up together on the floor. "So," began Slowbeef, "you wanna do another video?"

Diabeetus giggled. "Of course. I could do all the videos in the world."

I've only heard of the retsupurae fanfic. Never thought I would see it out in the wild.

DoubleDonut
Oct 22, 2010


Fallen Rib
black pete

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Kewpuh
Oct 22, 2003

when i dip you dip we dip

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