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Is a garbage person. Hey rear end in a top hat in the hummer, thanks for sending the planet to an early grave, poo poo head. "But I like riding higher than other cars", "I like knowing i'll be safe if I get in an accident"-Things garbage people say. If your daily driver gets less than 30 mpg please gently caress off and kill yourself.
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i drive a coupe but its as wide as an suv and gets about the same gas mileage, while simultaneously being extremely impractical in every normal respect I think its actually worse than an SUV on paper, but in reality I still feel far superior to someone driving an escalade or something lol
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May 31, 2015 03:21
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I drive a volvo wagon because I put tools in the back that wouldn't fit in a sedan. Also because I am gay.
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May 31, 2015 03:22
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I drive a tree stump tia
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May 31, 2015 03:22
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Hollis Brownsound posted:Is a garbage person. Sorry you have some beta desk job where you don't need to haul large, heavy poo poo.
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May 31, 2015 03:22
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Tiny Lowtax posted:Sorry you have some beta desk job where you don't need to haul large, heavy poo poo. It's called a van rear end in a top hat. It's way more practical than a pickup truck. Pickup trucks only exist because some dudes have tiny dicks. Hollis Brownsound fucked around with this message at 03:27 on May 31, 2015 |
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May 31, 2015 03:24
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Sounds like op drank too many mikes hard lemonades and piņa coladas today. Might want to reconsider posting drunk
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May 31, 2015 03:25
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I like my sedan, it is comfortable and efficient, I don't need to go 110 miles an hour or tow tractors or use a piece of machinery to define myself
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May 31, 2015 03:27
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Kuato posted:Sounds like op drank too many mikes hard lemonades and piņa coladas today. Might want to reconsider posting drunk nah bro, safari auto corrects. I get drunk on cheap vodka like any other god fearing alcoholic american
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May 31, 2015 03:28
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Hollis Brownsound posted:Is a garbage person. daily....driver? you drive your own gas powered 3000 pound metal machine to and from something at least once every day? seems like you hate the environment considering you could use a bicycle on nice days and public transportation otherwise
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May 31, 2015 03:28
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if you dont walk 30 miles to work both ways each and ever day you are killing miother earth
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May 31, 2015 03:29
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I am > six foot tall, low riders hurt OP. My big car does get better than 30MPG though I guess we cool.
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May 31, 2015 03:29
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May 31, 2015 03:30
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Hollis Brownsound posted:It's called a van rear end in a top hat. It's way more practical than a pickup truck. Pickup trucks only exist because some dudes have tiny dicks. Gotta love the dudes who get a pickup bc it looks cool, only to discover that equipment left in the bed gets rained on or stolen. So they get a tonneau for their truck and are left w something that has 1/2-1/3 the storage space of a van
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May 31, 2015 03:30
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^^ever heard of a canopy dipshit?Hollis Brownsound posted:It's called a van rear end in a top hat. It's way more practical than a pickup truck. Pickup trucks only exist because some dudes have tiny dicks. A decent van is expensive. A decent truck is cheap as hell. Every used van that can actually haul or fit stuff inside is a used up work vehicle.
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May 31, 2015 03:30
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I didn't know beta faggots were allowed to make judgemental threads like this. I learned something today
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May 31, 2015 03:30
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Just fuckin lmao at OP who doesnt drive fun.
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May 31, 2015 03:30
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Hollis Brownsound posted:Is a garbage person. garbage person shithead kill yourself Let me guess you describe yourself as 'liberal'?
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May 31, 2015 03:32
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i have a lumber rack on a $3500 truck that can fit 3 dirt bikes, 2 kayaks and a cooler suck it sedan bitch
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May 31, 2015 03:32
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opus111 posted:garbage person I'd describe you as a human being.
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May 31, 2015 03:33
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Ramsus posted:
Also you are retarded, a Ford F-150 pickup costs more than a Ford E-150 Cargo Van Also Pickups hold their value better than almost all other vehicles
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May 31, 2015 03:34
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lol i have a jeep wrangler which gets like 14mpg and is literally the most impractical vehicle on earth. 2 door, btw. i can't fit anything in it and i get worse mileage than a truck lol
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May 31, 2015 03:35
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I've been driving a buick encore for the last week since my car is in the shop. it's supposedly an SUV but its more like a full size sedan but taller. gets about 35 mpg @ 65 mph, which is about what my sub compact . i wouldn't buy one because they're kind of overpriced but it's p fly
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May 31, 2015 03:36
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jarofpiss posted:lol i have a jeep wrangler which gets like 14mpg and is literally the most impractical vehicle on earth. 2 door, btw. i can't fit anything in it and i get worse mileage than a truck lol and if you hit a curb you will literally shatter and die
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May 31, 2015 03:37
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Ramsus posted:^^ever heard of a canopy dipshit? Get a load of this maroon. Yeah a van is more expensive than a pickup--if you're a dumbass.....and your precious canopy still gives you less space than a van VAN SUPREMACY
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May 31, 2015 03:37
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All Van owners are pedophiles/molestors/rapists/rappists
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May 31, 2015 03:39
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Drive a jeep rubicon unlimited, gets garbage mileage, has zero hauling capacity, and it's only redeeming qualities is it looks cool. Added a heavy duty badass looking bumper, a roof rack I never use and two spotlights on top that I don't use, thus making it less aerodynamic and bad on mileage.
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May 31, 2015 03:41
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I drive a pickup. I use it to haul stuff about once per week. The rest of the time I'm not hauling stuff, I feel guilty. Unfortunately, I only own the one vehicle, so I can't drive an alternative on the non-hauling days.
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May 31, 2015 03:41
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JakeP posted:and if you hit a curb you will literally shatter and die no it seems pretty tough. i think you mean i will roll and bounce around inside and be turned into a fine paste but the jeep will be okay
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May 31, 2015 03:42
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JakeP posted:All Van owners are pedophiles/molestors/rapists/rappists is this true?
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May 31, 2015 03:42
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genesplicer posted:I drive a pickup. I use it to haul stuff about once per week. The rest of the time I'm not hauling stuff, I feel guilty. Unfortunately, I only own the one vehicle, so I can't drive an alternative on the non-hauling days. Plant a tree every day of the week you drive and don't have poo poo to haul. That's a good start.
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May 31, 2015 03:43
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toggle posted:is this true? who else buys vans?
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May 31, 2015 03:45
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toggle posted:is this true? NO. Every "bro", "Chad", & "dude" drives a pickup as a fashion statement....only the real working men drive vans
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May 31, 2015 03:45
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Terry Francona posted:who else buys vans? Was thinking of getting a Sienna because it looks like a super sized Mazda 5, but the stigma associated with vans made me decide, nah. Don't have kids so would've looked particularly suspect driving it around.
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May 31, 2015 03:46
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genesplicer posted:I drive a pickup. I use it to haul stuff about once per week. The rest of the time I'm not hauling stuff, I feel guilty. Unfortunately, I only own the one vehicle, so I can't drive an alternative on the non-hauling days. You've hauled at least a few "things" better than the ones with the lift kits, light rack, oversized mudder tires and truck nuts. I would like to ritualistically sacrifice them and their entire families.
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May 31, 2015 03:47
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god bless this early 2000s chevrolet venture minivan can chuck all sorts of poo poo in the back just like a pickup with the bench down, except you can move a bunch of people too if you have to. never get pulled over either. shame about that gas mileage tho
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Kuato posted:Was thinking of getting a Sienna because it looks like a super sized Mazda 5, but the stigma associated with vans made me decide, nah. Don't have kids so would've looked particularly suspect driving it around. thats was a pro strat
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Cool NIN Shirt posted:Gotta love the dudes who get a pickup bc it looks cool, only to discover that equipment left in the bed gets rained on or stolen. So they get a tonneau for their truck and are left w something that has 1/2-1/3 the storage space of a van I also love how most pickup trucks you see are driven by beta rear end yuppie faglords who's only use for the truck is going to work taking kids to "activities" so they get the king cab which renders the bed of the truck completely useless. If you can't fit a 4x8 sheet in your truck, it's totally useless for real work. Hollis Brownsound fucked around with this message at 03:55 on May 31, 2015 |
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Hollis Brownsound posted:I also love how most pickup trucks you see are driven by beta rear end yuppie faglords who's only use for the truck is going to work taking kids to "activities" so they get the king cab which renders the bed of the truck completely useless. or jeep wranglers that have never been near any mud. why yes i would like to pay for this over priced plastic car to only drive on the freeway
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