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Wonderllama
Mar 15, 2003

anyone wanna andreyfuck?
me drink until me meatspace thinking brainsnakes turn to goo

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xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

DeepDickPizza posted:

Yeah, it's a loving nightmare weather-wise here in Chicago with tornado warnings and torrential rain. I'm going to walk fifty feet to the bar next door and if the Hawks win, I'm going to ford a police horse across the river that is Clark Street.

It's good for the family of ducks I pass on my way to work.

Mom and dad set up shop in a retention pond and last Monday it had almost completely dried up. Next nearest body of water is almost a mile away, what happens to ducklings when there's no water? :ohdear:

But as of this morning it was literally overflowing. So I think baby ducks will be fine.

Matt Zerella
Oct 7, 2002

Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)
Please win tonight Tampa, I want a game 7 3OT.

RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

Dovie'andi se tovya sagain
I can only watch the first two periods. Please be up 8-0 before then

Shawn Cotureier
Jan 21, 2009

Still better than Umberger

LmaoTheKid posted:

Please win tonight Tampa, I want a game 7 3OT.

no don't

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Tonight would be an ideal time to win it, Hawks. Chicago is pretty much shut-down because of this storm and the Cubs game was canceled. The weather would probably keep a lot of idiots from destroying the city tonight.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Tonight would be an ideal time to win it, Hawks. Chicago is pretty much shut-down because of this storm and the Cubs game was canceled. The weather would probably keep a lot of idiots from destroying the city tonight.

Or make it easier for them.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Aphrodite posted:

Or make it easier for them.

It's hard to set cars on fire when the roads are rivers.

fits
Jan 1, 2008

Love Always,
The Captain

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

It's hard to set cars on fire when the roads are rivers.

that just makes it more challenging

Acquilae
May 15, 2013

It's times like these where I hate having DirecTV :argh:

onemillionzombies
Apr 27, 2014

Rain soaked fans shuffling into a freezing arena for 3 hours, the door giveaway today is pneumonia.


@reporterchris
The roof at United Center is leaking. Some seats -- pricey seats -- are currently covered in plastic.

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

onemillionzombies posted:

Rain soaked fans shuffling into a freezing arena for 3 hours, the door giveaway today is pneumonia.


@reporterchris
The roof at United Center is leaking. Some seats -- pricey seats -- are currently covered in plastic.

hahahahahahahah

tofes
Mar 31, 2011

#1 Milpitas Dave and Buster's superfan since 2013

onemillionzombies posted:

Rain soaked fans shuffling into a freezing arena for 3 hours, the door giveaway today is pneumonia.


@reporterchris
The roof at United Center is leaking. Some seats -- pricey seats -- are currently covered in plastic.

all the money for toews and kane came out of the roofing budget

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

tofes posted:

all the money for toews and kane came out of the roofing budget

All that money for like one goal.

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

Maybe if tonight's game goes to poo poo and a waterfall gets dumped on the rink people will finally have something new to talk about that isn't the Bruins losing power.

onemillionzombies
Apr 27, 2014

Dexo posted:

All that money for like one goal.

Defending Kane is exhausting Hedman, Q said so.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



I'm at the Amalie Arena. Watch party is nuts here

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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vyst posted:

I'm at the Amalie Arena. Watch party is nuts here

How much were tickets to the watch party?

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

tofes posted:

all the money for toews and kane came out of the roofing budget

Well in the words of the always poignant Brent Sopel, who the local NBC affiliate has decided to put on the air, first liners cancel each other out in the playoffs. It's the third and fourth liners that win games! :angel:

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Do we know if Kucherov is playing yet? I assume he will BECAUSE IT'S THE CUP.

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF


there was a loving tornado warning in the loop

at least this might keep people from rioting if the hawks win?

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Do we know if Kucherov is playing yet? I assume he will BECAUSE IT'S THE CUP.

he's out for warmups so unless he suffers a setback in the next 15 mins, it looks like he's in

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

TubeStank posted:

at least this might keep people from rioting if the hawks win?

Because rioting was a huge problem the last two times. :v:

We'll leave that to the canadians.

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

xzzy posted:

Because rioting was a huge problem the last two times. :v:

We'll leave that to the canadians.

wasn't huge, but a win happening in chicago could add to it a bit

DOOMocrat
Oct 2, 2003

TubeStank posted:



there was a loving tornado warning in the loop

at least this might keep people from rioting if the hawks win?

Everything south of 67th was already not in any danger.

Edit: It's coming through the roof in parts it's raining so hard.

DOOMocrat fucked around with this message at 00:55 on Jun 16, 2015

RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

Dovie'andi se tovya sagain

TubeStank posted:



there was a loving tornado warning in the loop

at least this might keep people from rioting if the hawks win?

That meteor people keep praying for is coming

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Kevlar v2.0 posted:

How much were tickets to the watch party?

Free. $5 parking. 40% off concessions

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

But that stormfront almost perfectly matches up with the angle of I-290 or I-55, both of which are parking lots from about 4pm to 7pm.

ThinkTank
Oct 23, 2007

TubeStank posted:

at least this might keep people from rioting if the hawks win?

So you're saying Lightning will stop Chicago from celebrating tonight?

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

May the Hawks lose tonight.

Barring that, a tornado sweeping through and taking away the Stanley Cup (and Bettman) to a far away land during the presentation.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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vyst posted:

Free. $5 parking. 40% off concessions



drat that's a sweet deal.

I hope that arena is silent all game, though.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

vyst posted:

Free. $5 parking. 40% off concessions



That is actually pretty drat cool.

Also Brent Sopel has a sweet sweet 'stache.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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TMMadman posted:

Also Brent Sopel has a sweet sweet 'stache.

His hair/stache combo makes it completely impossible to take him seriously as a broadcaster, though.

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

TMMadman posted:

Also Brent Sopel has a sweet sweet 'stache.

Not so sweet at coming up with coherent sentences though. His partner loves to stumble over himself too.

WMAQ really brought out the talent for this one.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

His hair/stache combo makes it completely impossible to take him seriously as a broadcaster, though.

It really does look like he should be filming a 70's porno movie instead of a news broadcast.

I mean unless the news broadcast was the set up for a porno.

DOOMocrat
Oct 2, 2003

vyst posted:

40% off concessions

Because they know they won't be selling 'em until next season :mmmsmug:

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



DOOMocrat posted:

Because they know they won't be selling 'em until next season :mmmsmug:

The will be if the lightning keep putting it to em

ThinkTank
Oct 23, 2007

One of the all time great teams.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

You know what the scary thing is? Timonen was considered the best defenseman in Philly.

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Kilza
Oct 4, 2013

Kilza posted:

I posted this in the playoff prediction thread as well, but I called this Final all the way back in October, and I'm thoroughly impressed with myself that I ended up getting it right.

Go Bolts. Prove my prediction in October wrong! :toot:

Well, I ended up predicting the Final perfectly. So that's something, even if I'm disappointed Tampa lost.

Congrats on your modern dynasty status, BHAS.

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