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Dec 17, 2008

Jamwad Hilder posted:

Did anyone post The Onion's keys to the matchup yet?



I imagine Duncan Keith and Brent Seabrook are even more sick of hockey by this point

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Dec 17, 2008
i think toews should motion timonen over before lifting the cup and then we he comes over for the bourque moment toews will yoink it away and lift it himself

now that would be a moment that would go down in hockey history

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Dec 17, 2008
well realistically just about no hockey player ever who captains a team to the stanley cup is going to do that anyway

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Dec 17, 2008

The picture captioned "Jason Garrison and his beard" captures pretty much the perfect reaction to those tattoos.

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Dec 17, 2008

fits posted:

ssh, pierre will hear you

pierre looks up from perusing this year's shattuck-saint mary's highschool yearbook

"attractive young hockey players you say? let me tell you all about them..."

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Dec 17, 2008

Habibi posted:

When you look at Brent Burns, now there's a great athlete. He's got that big body, long stick, he can skate, and now that he's trimmed that yeti beard off, let me tell you, he's a handsome man. I could see myself sleeping with that man. Not afraid to admit it. He played his Junior A in Couchiching - lots of pretty young boys in the hockey program in Couchiching. Small bodies, short sticks, but they're growing, always growing.

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Dec 17, 2008

Emetic Hustler posted:

I could get behind that. The seething anger from all anti-Hawks fans would be delicious too.

I'd like the Hawks to lose but I'm glad to not be attached one way or the other strongly enough that I can't enjoy any hilarious mishaps.

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Dec 17, 2008

LmaoTheKid posted:

So Bishop was playing with a torn groin.

He played pretty well considering that I thought. Too bad Tampa couldn't score :/

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