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A lot of SCA dudes claim they like knights and medievalism because they yearn for the days when chivalry was more important than looks.
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# ? Jun 26, 2015 19:12 |
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corn in the bible posted:A lot of SCA dudes claim they like knights and medievalism because they yearn for the days when chivalry was more important than looks. Is that a pasta sauce.
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# ? Jun 26, 2015 19:13 |
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why don't women like me, I'm a knights guy
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# ? Jun 26, 2015 19:22 |
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knights guys finish last
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# ? Jun 26, 2015 19:29 |
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thathonkey posted:sixth salt i was told that this is salt, but less salty what's the point of that, then?
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# ? Jun 26, 2015 19:29 |
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Once I went out with a Jewish girl who DESTROYED some pasta. I had no idea that it was possible but she set the heat up high and roasted it to the pan. It destroyed a pretty good pot to. I thought all human beings where born with the intrinsic knowledge to make some pasta, but she proved me wrong. I worry she will get caught out in the woods and starve or something, seriously teach your kids to cook.
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# ? Jun 26, 2015 19:31 |
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AdvancesMONKEY posted:Once I went out with a Jewish girl who DESTROYED some pasta. I had no idea that it was possible but she set the heat up high and roasted it to the pan. It destroyed a pretty good pot to. I thought all human beings where born with the intrinsic knowledge to make some pasta, but she proved me wrong. I worry she will get caught out in the woods and starve or something, seriously teach your kids to cook. sorry pal this is off topic
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# ? Jun 26, 2015 19:32 |
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AdvancesMONKEY posted:Once I went out with a Jewish girl who DESTROYED some pasta. I had no idea that it was possible but she set the heat up high and roasted it to the pan. It destroyed a pretty good pot to. I thought all human beings where born with the intrinsic knowledge to make some pasta, but she proved me wrong. I worry she will get caught out in the woods and starve or something, seriously teach your kids to cook. don't do this because since people can't cook i can impress people with basic cooking skills (ex. making chili)
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# ? Jun 26, 2015 19:33 |
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corn in the bible posted:But yeah, I take it back, SCA people are worse than straight up LARPers but the worst people in the world are confederate army dudes. I did once meet an African-American dude who collected CSA stuff and did the whole reenactment thing, and he said that he was just celebrating the heritage of his white great-grandfather who fought for the South, which was like some kind of weird satire and confuses me to this day. literally uncle ruckuss
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# ? Jun 26, 2015 19:33 |
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- oh my god this steak is fantastic, how did you make it taste so good? - i put it on a grill with salt and took it off when it was medium rare
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# ? Jun 26, 2015 19:34 |
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Business Gorillas posted:- oh my god this steak is fantastic, how did you make it taste so good? You also put on the A1s steak sauce
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# ? Jun 26, 2015 19:35 |
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Business Gorillas posted:- oh my god this steak is fantastic, how did you make it taste so good? do you finish your steaks in the oven before or after you sear them, that's the real question
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# ? Jun 26, 2015 19:37 |
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JebanyPedal posted:You also put on the A1s steak sauce yeah if you are cooking the steak for the reception for your gay marriage maybe
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# ? Jun 26, 2015 19:38 |
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:yeah if you are cooking the steak for the reception for your gay marriage maybe He put on the sauce
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# ? Jun 26, 2015 19:39 |
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corn in the bible posted:do you finish your steaks in the oven before or after you sear them, that's the real question i only buy strip and i prefer it on the grill, but for filets i just sear it and that's it if i had to pan sear it, i'd bake it well done, then put on the sear, hth
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# ? Jun 26, 2015 19:40 |
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Business Gorillas posted:i only buy strip and i prefer it on the grill, but for filets i just sear it and that's it that's the best option, it keeps in more of the juices despite popular myth claiming that searing first is best. you chose right.
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# ? Jun 26, 2015 19:41 |
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corn in the bible posted:that's the best option, it keeps in more of the juices despite popular myth claiming that searing first is best. you chose right. i don't let the liberal media tell me how to cook steaks. i cook them the same way my daddy did and his daddy before him
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# ? Jun 26, 2015 19:42 |
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JebanyPedal posted:He put on the sauce sounds pretty gay
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# ? Jun 26, 2015 20:17 |
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thathonkey posted:It was loving poo poo i threw it away after a couple bites and walked to mcdonalds instead to get a big mac lol !!!
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# ? Jun 26, 2015 20:23 |
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:literally uncle ruckuss I would have thought it was a joke, except he had the full uniform on and everything, dude was crazy serious about Our Confederate Heritage and the Lost Cause and it was just weird
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# ? Jun 26, 2015 20:24 |
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a dog from hell posted:I prefer the McChicken. I respect your right to hold that preference we are all good here
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# ? Jun 26, 2015 20:48 |
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Here's an example of what the OP proudly talks about cooking for hundreds of SCA dudes and about how great of a chef he is.quote:Ingredients: Only scale up so it fits his massive 50 gallon pot and serve the lukewarm mess to a bunch of sweaty nerds in chainmail.
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# ? Jun 26, 2015 21:24 |
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haha what a poo poo recipe
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# ? Jun 26, 2015 21:31 |
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Unsurprisingly, the goons in goons with spoons can't cook.
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# ? Jun 26, 2015 22:19 |
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canned onion soup, what the gently caress
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# ? Jun 26, 2015 22:35 |
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corn in the bible posted:But yeah, I take it back, SCA people are worse than straight up LARPers but the worst people in the world are confederate army dudes. I did once meet an African-American dude who collected CSA stuff and did the whole reenactment thing, and he said that he was just celebrating the heritage of his white great-grandfather who fought for the South, which was like some kind of weird satire and confuses me to this day. lol wtf
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# ? Jun 26, 2015 22:44 |
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Prawned posted:Unsurprisingly, the goons in goons with spoons can't cook. After the "lol prep your rear end my chili is going to rape you" thread blew up and went gold along with the Chickencheese thread most people who were linked to it learned that GWS is 10% hardcore professional experts who do not gently caress around and will get mad as poo poo at terrible amateur cooks (it's an even toss-up between pros who want to offer tons of friendly advice and people shouting "YOU loving GARBAGE HUMAN BEING STOP ACTING LIKE YOU KNOW ANYTHING"), 40% people who love food and love talking about it, another 40% who are a bit lazy but not ramen eating slobs, and 10% complete loving morons who think grating actual cheese into a pot of EasyMac is next level cooking. Here's a microcosm of what GWS is about http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3406045 Guy posts an absolute garbage chili recipe in "bro-speak", gets reamed by GWS, keeps defending his terrible chili as some magical bargain recipe, and gets relentlessly burned by even casual posters for being an idiot. And then there was the Chickencheese thread which became lengendary http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3498320 It's 44 pages, and as you read through you can figure out the path the thread took as it was moved from GWS to AI, then TFR, then TradGames, and I think NMD pentyne fucked around with this message at 22:54 on Jun 26, 2015 |
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Kasan posted:Only getting paid once a month can be a bitch sometimes. Kasan posted:20~ gallons of a beef and barley the first time I actually used it. I learned some important lessons about cast iron cooking over an open flame, such as if you stop stirring and leave it over the fire, the stuff sinking to the bottom will turn to charcoal and make the whole batch of soup taste like poo poo. how the gently caress did you manage to burn water
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# ? Jun 26, 2015 22:52 |
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pentyne posted:After the "lol prep your rear end my chili is going to rape you" thread blew up and went gold along with the Chickencheese thread most people who were linked to it learned that GWS is 10% hardcore professional experts who do not gently caress around and will get mad as poo poo at terrible amateur cooks (it's an even toss-up between pros who want to offer tons of friendly advice and people shouting "YOU loving GARBAGE HUMAN BEING STOP ACTING LIKE YOU KNOW ANYTHING"), 40% people who love food and love talking about it, another 40% who are a bit lazy but not ramen eating slobs, and 10% complete loving morons who think grating actual cheese into a pot of EasyMac is next level cooking. man that forums weird as poo poo
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# ? Jun 26, 2015 23:02 |
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:i told this story before here but one time i went to a friends house to meet up with him and like 10 other people and one of the couples was this super weaboo pair who, i poo poo you not, talked to each other in broken, anime-learned japanese in real life cool story about eating ramen
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# ? Jun 26, 2015 23:03 |
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chili is rubbish fruit
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# ? Jun 26, 2015 23:19 |
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pentyne posted:After the "lol prep your rear end my chili is going to rape you" thread blew up and went gold along with the Chickencheese thread most people who were linked to it learned that GWS is 10% hardcore professional experts who do not gently caress around and will get mad as poo poo at terrible amateur cooks (it's an even toss-up between pros who want to offer tons of friendly advice and people shouting "YOU loving GARBAGE HUMAN BEING STOP ACTING LIKE YOU KNOW ANYTHING"), 40% people who love food and love talking about it, another 40% who are a bit lazy but not ramen eating slobs, and 10% complete loving morons who think grating actual cheese into a pot of EasyMac is next level cooking. Ah yes, chicken and cheese sandwiches, renowned the world over as the height of gourmet cuisine since becoming the first foodstuff to earn its own michelin star in 2012. loving americans
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# ? Jun 26, 2015 23:34 |
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I've eaten some horrible poo poo, but I'm pretty sure even war criminals would balk at using french onion soup mix
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# ? Jun 26, 2015 23:35 |
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quote:It is my firm belief that man can subsist on nothing more then chili and anger. this should be good.
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# ? Jun 26, 2015 23:39 |
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even the ss troopers manning auschwitz shuddered a little when the onion soup mix came out
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# ? Jun 26, 2015 23:44 |
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corn in the bible posted:I've eaten some horrible poo poo, but I'm pretty sure even war criminals would balk at using french onion soup mix
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# ? Jun 26, 2015 23:55 |
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ArbitraryC posted:Kind of a dumb thing to say with how few people actually cook in 2015. yeah but its a really smart thing to say when youre trying to tell everybody how badass ur leet cookin skillz r
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# ? Jun 27, 2015 03:20 |
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Some days you wonder why the world is so hosed up and all the kids are retarded these days. Then you see someone like OP and know why.
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# ? Jun 27, 2015 03:39 |
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Verily I Shat posted:Some days you wonder why the world is so hosed up and all the kids are retarded these days. quote:Oils: I assume most of that oil is for metal polishing, not food consumption.
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# ? Jun 27, 2015 03:41 |
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I've made Nosmoking's white chicken chili. It's pretty good.
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# ? Jun 27, 2015 03:48 |