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AdvancesMONKEY posted:Once I went out with a Jewish girl who DESTROYED some pasta. I had no idea that it was possible but she set the heat up high and roasted it to the pan. It destroyed a pretty good pot to. I thought all human beings where born with the intrinsic knowledge to make some pasta, but she proved me wrong. I worry she will get caught out in the woods and starve or something, seriously teach your kids to cook. My father has stories about how his mother was the worst cook in the world: Her spaghetti recipe: Add all the spaghetti in a box to a baking pan. Pour a bottle of ketchup on there. Bake at 350 for 30 minutes I wish I was joking.
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pentyne posted:After the "lol prep your rear end my chili is going to rape you" thread blew up and went gold along with the Chickencheese thread most people who were linked to it learned that GWS is 10% hardcore professional experts who do not gently caress around and will get mad as poo poo at terrible amateur cooks (it's an even toss-up between pros who want to offer tons of friendly advice and people shouting "YOU loving GARBAGE HUMAN BEING STOP ACTING LIKE YOU KNOW ANYTHING"), 40% people who love food and love talking about it, another 40% who are a bit lazy but not ramen eating slobs, and 10% complete loving morons who think grating actual cheese into a pot of EasyMac is next level cooking. Unironically, "Who can out-chili my chili" remains my all-time fav SA thread. I'm nowhere near an epicure or even a respected GWS member or even a guy with taste, and I could still spot so many bleeeeech problems with his recipe.
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Drunk Nerds posted:My father has stories about how his mother was the worst cook in the world: one of those times you inadvertently make the  face
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Jun 27, 2015 04:05
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Drunk Nerds posted:Unironically, "Who can out-chili my chili" remains my all-time fav SA thread. I'm nowhere near an epicure or even a respected GWS member or even a guy with taste, and I could still spot so many bleeeeech problems with his recipe. that response about bow jobs thT said something like "anything to get the taste out of their mouth" was loving money
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Jun 27, 2015 04:10
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Drunk Nerds posted:My father has stories about how his mother was the worst cook in the world: i need to try this
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Jun 27, 2015 04:16
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Drunk Nerds posted:Unironically, "Who can out-chili my chili" remains my all-time fav SA thread. I'm nowhere near an epicure or even a respected GWS member or even a guy with taste, and I could still spot so many bleeeeech problems with his recipe. "Jesus loving Christ, just chop up an onion, they're like 10 cents at most" "LOL loving BITCHES CAN'T HANDLE MY HARD-rear end CHILI WANNA WHINE ABOUT SODIUM LIKE LITTLE GIRLS GULP IT DOWN WITH A SMILE AND SAY THANK YOU"
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Jun 27, 2015 04:26
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I loving love onions. They're so dank.
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Jun 27, 2015 04:27
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quote:I'm so sorry to have offended your delicate sensibilities. All I have to go on is about 10 years of people lining up to fellate me after trying my chili. quote:Anything to get the taste out of their mouth, I suppose. More of the OP quote:There's love of food, and then there's food snobbery. If you make a pot of this chili and give it to someone, they'll tell you it's some of the best chili they've ever eaten. I'm sure it goes against everything you've ever been told about proper cooking, but the recipe works. If a recipe doesn't contain the types of ingredients you would like it to contain but it comes out tasting great, is it a success or a failure? It was just bad enough to be a serious attempt to "show-up" the GWS snobs or it was a troll that completely failed at everything he attempted and ending up getting banned. It was "I can make garbage taste great (or so my friends and family tell me) so I'm better then all you effete truffle snorting dickbags who don't know good food when it punches you in the mouth" The best part of the responses was the mix of "that chili would have no loving spiciness at all you moron" and "just replace the cheap convenience poo poo with 5-10 minutes of cutting/prepping vegetables and you've got a good dish" but no every single comment on his food was met with quote:There's a small chance I may have whizzed in their free-trade, organic, non-subsidized, hand-pressed corn flakes. pentyne fucked around with this message at 04:32 on Jun 27, 2015 |
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Jun 27, 2015 04:29
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And his presumption that "using fresh ingredients" was some sort of assault on manliness... I mean, poo poo, the gangsters in Goodfellas pushed for razor blades just so they could chop their garlic fine, and not resort to powder
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Jun 27, 2015 04:39
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lol if u put beans in chili but lol if u don't use worcestshirs sauce and also cayenne pepper
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Jun 27, 2015 04:41
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also flat iron steak and andouille sausage makes the best meat for chili
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Jun 27, 2015 04:42
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Just a reminder, this is what the OP thought was "borderline starvation" levels of food storage.quote:Frozen ground beef (2lbs/1kg 85/15, 1lb/500g 75/25) 2 lbs of meat, a couple pounds of pasta, and every flavor agent you could possibly imagine to season it with. "Oh no, I'm going to starve, I can't buy any McD's or Taco Bell! Whatever will I do!? I know, all I need is some way to make a single pasta sauce, but I know nothing about food beyond dumping 50 gallons of stuff into a giant pot at SCA gatherings. Better ask for help."
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Jun 27, 2015 04:44
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op had rapeseed that's more action than he's seen since he was born lol
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Jun 27, 2015 04:45
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And why does he have so many peppers if his wife won't eat peppers?
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Jun 27, 2015 04:45
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pentyne posted:Just a reminder, this is what the OP thought was "borderline starvation" levels of food storage. Yeah I'm glad you brought this up. It really makes the OP seem like a troll: "I have 2 pounds of beef and it has to last 3 days for two people... Oh my stars! What do I do?!?!""
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Jun 27, 2015 04:47
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corn in the bible posted:And why does he have so many peppers if his wife won't eat peppers? he keeps a stocked larder for when he has to feed the other serfs
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Drunk Nerds posted:Yeah I'm glad you brought this up. It really makes the OP seem like a troll: "I have 2 pounds of beef and it has to last 3 days for two people... Oh my stars! What do I do?!?!"" I would probably make a couple of burgers.
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Jun 27, 2015 04:48
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I've been close to starving before with an empty "larder", but a pound of pasta and some olive oil with black pepper/spicy flavors was enough for several meals. Plus, if you scrape together a buck or two you can get some raw beans to cook and mix those in. I assume the OP and his wife are giant fat hambeasts who regularly feast beyond their means and once his monthly paycheck runs out its panic time. Seriously, "several pounds of pasta" should be enough to last two adults for 3 days unless they each eat a pound a day. Drunk Nerds posted:Yeah I'm glad you brought this up. It really makes the OP seem like a troll: "I have 2 pounds of beef and it has to last 3 days for two people... Oh my stars! What do I do?!?!"" 2 lbs = 32 ounces. A serving size is about 6 ounces, so that meat is about 5 servings. 3 days, figure 3 meals, but obviously not meat for breakfast lunch dinner so it should be enough. I guess the OP would probably demand all the meat so he can have the energy to power through his cannon making and blacksmithing hobbies while not making enough money to provide for his wife. pentyne fucked around with this message at 04:51 on Jun 27, 2015 |
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Jun 27, 2015 04:49
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pentyne posted:
a goon and his
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a dog from hell posted:I would probably make a couple of burgers. that's a good point, there's not enough vegetables for a good sauce but it's plenty for some pretty good burgers
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Jun 27, 2015 04:50
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corn in the bible posted:that's a good point, there's not enough vegetables for a good sauce but it's plenty for some pretty good burgers honestly you could probably go to the local grocer, talk to the manager for like 5 minutes, and just ask him to front you $5 worth of stuff and then just go back and pay ASAP ofc, this guy would probably walk away with a thing of spices and a lunchables so 
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"i went out for supplies and i bought ten different kinds of oil"
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Fetus Tree posted:honestly you could probably go to the local grocer, talk to the manager for like 5 minutes, and just ask him to front you $5 worth of stuff and then just go back and pay ASAP "Good sir! I can offer trade in sturdy mail and stout weapons in exchange for your leftover grains and sundries! No, I am not a madman, merely a resolute member of a prestigious local hobbyist community who partake in recreational activities such as martial combat" I asked the deli guys at my local Hispanic supermarket for soup bones, but they told me all they had were massive loving leg bones. They'd have given them to me for free but I don't have any use for them. OP probably has a broadsword he could use to hack them down into manageable sizes and make a hearty marrow soup from them.
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Jun 27, 2015 04:57
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What kind of goon doesn't have a bone saw?
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Jun 27, 2015 04:58
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The Sphinxster posted:What kind of goon doesn't have a bone saw? is that period appropriate?
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Fetus Tree posted:is that period appropriate? I think pentyne is larping as a person who lives in current times so I'm going to go with yes. I'm ready to be wrong.
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The Sphinxster posted:I think pentyne is larping as a person who lives in current times so I'm going to go with yes. I'm ready to be wrong. Rising fuel costs have changed things so I've had to reluctantly accept a decline in the quality and expectation of lifestyle I'm accustomed to.
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Jun 27, 2015 05:18
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pentyne is doing a good job role playing a sperg from gws but is still owning the op so there's that
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Jun 27, 2015 05:18
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One of my friends bought the thug kitchen cookbook 
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Number 1 Sexy Dad posted:One of my friends bought the thug kitchen cookbook this made me lol and im gonna fuckin look this up ASAP E: actually it seems pretty cool and if it appeals to a different demo and gets people cooking i think thats a good thing i think i might pick this up myself as a coffee table book Fetus Tree fucked around with this message at 05:27 on Jun 27, 2015 |
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Number 1 Sexy Dad posted:One of my friends bought the thug kitchen cookbook Only good things can come from it quote:Trying to decide between chili or soup? F**k it, have both—and find harmony with hominy. Given the state of most people's "cooking" its a good thing if people buy it for the novelty and then try out the recipes. It seems to be "Don't be a lazy cheap gently caress, spend a tiny bit of time giving your body the good poo poo you loving manchild" If making it "thug" gets people to not gulp down packages of instant soup mix and frozen food I don't see a problem with it.
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Jun 27, 2015 05:33
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also soup with beans and hominy loving rules thug lyfe
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Jun 27, 2015 05:35
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we shouldn't poo poo on OP for being a terrible cook, financial planner, or sweaty dingus in nerfbat armor turns out there's far worse things for OP to be  
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whoflungpoop posted:we shouldn't poo poo on OP for being a terrible cook, financial planner, or sweaty dingus in nerfbat armor 
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whoflungpoop posted:we shouldn't poo poo on OP for being a terrible cook, financial planner, or sweaty dingus in nerfbat armor 
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whoflungpoop posted:we shouldn't poo poo on OP for being a terrible cook, financial planner, or sweaty dingus in nerfbat armor https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYEC4TZsy-Y
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nice livejournal In December of 2010 I finished up an accelerated college program to obtain a Technical Certificate in Welding. I amazed my friends and family by not only finally going to college, but by completing it, and doing it with a 3.2 GPA. I have the skills necessary to start a real career instead of just looking for jobs. 3.2 gpa 
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as adept at art as anything else it seems, for this jack of no trades
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