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Hello recently registered goons. I am curious, what is it that made you sign up for our forums? Was it an unending desire to proclaim that you are gay, or have been cucked? Did you have a splendid idea for a photoshop thread contribution? What is it that made you decide to join this illustrious community? Also, as a side note, remember when we used to have a buddy system for new posters lol
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May 31, 2015 21:47
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i will be any new posters buddy get platinum and pm me
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May 31, 2015 21:48
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hi, new poster here, i signed up for the file foruns
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May 31, 2015 21:48
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I registered because I felt that I had sort of an entropy of empathy concept that I was kicking around, but it was done way better by actual smart people so now I fluctuate between serious posting and deep seated dark irony in the hopes of one day pissing off enough people that I'll get permabanned again
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May 31, 2015 21:49
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Ok here are the rules. Please lurk for a good 2-3 weeks. Do not post! If you want to post read it and re read it and then delete it. Make sure you spell properly and use punctuation! Do not sign your posts or you will be probated. If ice queen is on its best just not to post at all
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May 31, 2015 21:50
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the forums are dying you can tell by the lack of new content nightly as poo poo threads hang on the front page
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May 31, 2015 21:50
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hi new user here, im gay and i need tlo let people knopw -the gay boy 'internet'
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May 31, 2015 21:53
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there's a front page?
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May 31, 2015 21:54
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Long time lurker just wanted to say I joined because of the hilarious front page news articles and the classic tome My Tank is Flight
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May 31, 2015 21:54
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long time lurker first time poster here. i joined because of current releases
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May 31, 2015 21:56
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All I really wanted to do was read the forums but you can't even do that without paying.
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May 31, 2015 21:59
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i wan tto be the next pewpidedie
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May 31, 2015 21:59
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I joined because of the diy flamethrower thread and because at the time the "oh the huge manatee" thread was one of the funniest things Ive seen on the internet also that thread whit the video of that guy falling out of a car face first into a parked car because he wanted to smack some kid from his bike was hilarious this one haha https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tVzxIl6aeE
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May 31, 2015 22:03
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drowningidiot posted:All I really wanted to do was read the forums but you can't even do that without paying. post more
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May 31, 2015 22:03
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drowningidiot posted:All I really wanted to do was read the forums but you can't even do that without paying. hahah
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May 31, 2015 22:08
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new registrations simply dont exist. anyone who registered after 2012 is actually lowtax or a rereg.
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May 31, 2015 22:09
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Lol if you pay. Wow people really don't understand how joke forums work
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May 31, 2015 22:10
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Son of Rodney posted:also that thread whit the video of that guy falling out of a car face first into a parked car because he wanted to smack some kid from his bike was hilarious and goons were all like "now that's what i call instant karma!" "that's a common misunderstanding, karma actually refers to blah blah im a big homo" "yes, but, colloquially, *FART NOISES*" "I think it's wrong to laugh at dumb baby idiots who kill themselves, he is probably dead btw" "even if we're going by the common (incorrect) definition, *PISSES SELF*" *thread derails, killing dozens*
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May 31, 2015 22:11
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I only registered because I was irritated that I could only view the forums during the allotted public viewing times, which were apparently based on advanced algorithms or the position of the stars or something.
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May 31, 2015 22:24
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bottomless chips and guacamole!
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May 31, 2015 22:26
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Megans law
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May 31, 2015 22:28
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You guys ever go to a Mexican restaurant and just get chips and salsa and are like "oh man, I don't even need to order a meal I'm full!" Oh ho ho ho
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May 31, 2015 22:29
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usually their previous accounts got banned
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May 31, 2015 22:30
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prodromal schizophrenia
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May 31, 2015 22:37
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ColoradoCleric posted:the forums are dying you can tell by the lack of new content nightly as poo poo threads hang on the front page all things must die, even forums
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May 31, 2015 22:39
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Cubone posted:and goons were all like
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May 31, 2015 22:41
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Where's everyone going if the SS Something Awful doesn't right the ship? I was considering the idea of getting a life but it might be a bit late in the game for that, so probably just check out I guess
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May 31, 2015 22:43
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Hi my username on EVE is sexmcnugget420 and I was told to post here to be accepted into goonswarm
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May 31, 2015 22:43
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Kuato posted:Where's everyone going if the SS Something Awful doesn't right the ship? I was considering the idea of getting a life but it might be a bit late in the game for that, so probably just check out I guess Have you tried outside? Heh heh heh
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May 31, 2015 22:44
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we'll scatter like rats for the offsites
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May 31, 2015 22:44
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Curious after years of hearing about the SA forums. new reg. so what
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May 31, 2015 22:45
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Frackie Robinson posted:prodromal schizophrenia
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May 31, 2015 22:47
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I'm triangle man. I'm not really triangle man
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May 31, 2015 22:48
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Nice new AV OP!
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May 31, 2015 22:53
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ChickenWyngz posted:Curious after years of hearing about the SA forums. where do people hear about these forums?
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May 31, 2015 22:56
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Because all the other internet forums either make my shake my head in disbelief or cause me to become irrationally angry once I read a handful of their posts.
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May 31, 2015 22:57
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my man bought me a platinum account im so lucky 
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May 31, 2015 23:02
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I felt a deep need to pay 200$ to have some rear end in a top hat write a resume for me, and I heard this was the jump off
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May 31, 2015 23:03
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Its like that scene in Titanic where DiCaprio has to race to the ship and boards just before it sets sail.
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May 31, 2015 23:10
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killmeimmafailure posted:I registered because I felt that I had sort of an entropy of empathy concept that I was kicking around, but it was done way better by actual smart people so now I fluctuate between serious posting and deep seated dark irony in the hopes of one day pissing off enough people that I'll get permabanned again youre dumb and also not new. to answer the OP there are no new goons thats why this forum is dead as gently caress
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