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lol http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/5/31/8662459/chris-weidman-on-meetup-with-floyd-mayweather-hes-money-for-sureChris Weidman posted:I'm like ‘hey how are you doing man, I have a lot of respect for you.' He was like ‘aww, I made so far $125 million,' I was like, ‘wow I didn't even ask you about that, but that's awesome.' [Mayweather said] ‘I own a private line of planes, I own everything.' I'm like,' that's awesome, I didn't ask you, but that's great to hear. I wish I had all that stuff.'"
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# ¿ Jun 1, 2015 15:50 |
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TheCool69 posted:I got a press release that was hyping something about a oh is this about their rehab facility thing
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# ¿ Jun 2, 2015 18:21 |
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Gregor Samsa posted:will Ian McCall be present for the unveiling it's the other kind of rehab where you sit in a drum circle with dave terrell and kick a japanese guy's rear end once every 6 years
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# ¿ Jun 2, 2015 18:48 |
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Northjayhawk posted:The UFC has partnered up with USADA to handle the new drug testing program. USADA will handle everything: the protocol, who, when, where, how often, etc. The UFC will have no say in it other than how many tests overall are done and paying for the tests. i predict a lot of guys are going to start getting worse cardio
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# ¿ Jun 3, 2015 20:17 |
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interesting that they're announcing they'll test for peptides, since that's an area where the drug tests are guaranteed to be a million years behind the cheaters
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# ¿ Jun 3, 2015 20:39 |
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acejackson42 posted:At least it's something, though. At least the USADA will have a better idea of what to look for, in theory. The thing with peptides is that bodybuilders are willing to try them out basically as soon as they know it won't kill them within 3 days. Guys are using drugs years before they're even approved for human use (if that ever happens) so developing a test is waaaaaaay out of the picture. Which is fine in the olympics if you're gonna freeze stuff forever and have an incentive to stomp on a guy's career years after the fact, but it'll never happen here. It's a really weird and fascinating area of sports and nutrition science, the bodybuilders are really hosed up.
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# ¿ Jun 3, 2015 20:56 |
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colonel_korn posted:uh, what? 189 is pretty stacked from top to bottom. phil davis is stacked top to bottom too and he almost always sucks poo poo to watch...
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# ¿ Jun 3, 2015 22:05 |
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rockhold/weidman is an insanely badass fight, i'm glad they pulled the trigger even if it's bad for jacare
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# ¿ Jun 4, 2015 04:54 |
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here's an article about blood doping that shows how easy it is, how effective it is, and passes the tests http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-32983932
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# ¿ Jun 4, 2015 13:32 |
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does anyone have keven's funny Batroc the Leaper post where he's all All credit to Captain America
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# ¿ Jun 4, 2015 22:22 |
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All I Want For Christmas Is You To Retire
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# ¿ Jun 7, 2015 00:17 |
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how did a charismatic athlete get married. how.
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2015 00:08 |
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Fozzy The Bear posted:"I didn't want to be like "thank you Jesus..blah blah" no one listens to that" legalise trt and let's get big ben in a cage with vitor to determine once and for all whether god exists
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2015 20:50 |
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Keven. Just. Keven posted:Where is God? Where is God? God is dead and the Reebok corporation has killed him. what if they don't let him put jesus on his shorts...
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2015 21:03 |
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The Duck of Death posted:Magny vs Maia at UFC 190 good luck to the good man, Neil Magny
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2015 23:41 |
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Cain is going to lose to Werdum because the alternative is that the ultimate goal of the heavyweight division is a shot-for-shot remake of the second bigfoot fight with the lead role being played by a different lovely fat guy every 6 months
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# ¿ Jun 9, 2015 17:52 |
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when he emerges from his excuse cocoon he's gonna deliver an all time great
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# ¿ Jun 10, 2015 10:36 |
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CommonShore posted:As a Brandon native, I can confirm that the "stone age" ER of Brock's first diverticulitus attack was Brandon General. I know someone who is a supervising nurse in the ER. Their side of the story is that he and his wife came in, tried to bypass triage, barked a bunch of orders to the staff, and then stormed out when the nurses were like "we'll examine you when it's your turn, and then the doctor will examine you and we'll go by his diagnosis..." He must have actually managed to bypass triage then because he saw a doctor who diagnosed him with diverticulitis but demanded an unnecessary CT scan, and when they said no his wife drove him across the border, where they diagnosed him with diverticulitis, saving his life somehow
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# ¿ Jun 10, 2015 20:15 |
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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: Bubba McDaniel is allowed to eat ice cream for dinner and stay up past midnight High Chair, The Kitchen - It's bullshit that mom tries to feed Bubba McDaniel vegetables, mashed up rice, and other poo poo like that even though Bubba McDaniel is a TUF and UFC veteran. Bubba McDaniel can beat the poo poo out of the small plastic tray thing that the food goes on to at the front of this chair, and does so frequently in protest at all this garbage she pretends is a choo choo train, or even an airplane.
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# ¿ Jun 11, 2015 23:25 |
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i know his voice sounds deeper because he was in the corner yelling, but wouldn't it be sweet if a diaz would just do the right thing and take a lot of steroids
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# ¿ Jun 14, 2015 16:50 |
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Bluedeanie posted:The real question is, do we enforce this TOXX or not Absolutely. 100%.
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# ¿ Jun 14, 2015 21:24 |
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I will not rest until you are chomping on your own hard pecker and Eddie Alvarez is graciously retweeting it in awe of the dedication of his loyal fans. It's time to suck on that classic boner-style hardon, bitch.
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# ¿ Jun 14, 2015 21:31 |
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Detroit_Dogg posted:I might have a pretty bad case of Hendo-back but I don't think most people can do that heart and mind overcome all
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# ¿ Jun 14, 2015 21:40 |
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oh yeah? try telling matt serra that
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# ¿ Jun 14, 2015 21:45 |
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I am slumped on my stool in the corner, head sort of near my crotch, but for the purposes of sucking my own dick it is worlds away. My cornerman is aggressively slapping me, yelling and screaming to try and inspire me, to try and keep me in this thing. "Do you want this?" For the first time in my professional career, I'm not sure that I do. Across the cage my foe B.J Penn refuses to take the stool. He is stood, doubled over, sucking his own dick, staring at me for the entire round break. I can see in his eyes and his mouth that he knows he's beaten me already.
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# ¿ Jun 14, 2015 21:52 |
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Keven. Just. Keven posted:Kimbo V. Huston round break gif but they heads keep drooping hahahahaha
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# ¿ Jun 14, 2015 22:03 |
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AUTOTUNE VOICE: It's amazing, I'm the reason, my own dick is in my mouth this evening FRANK MIR:
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# ¿ Jun 14, 2015 22:11 |
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Bruce Buffer unveils the Buffer 180 to signify that it's time to suck your own penis
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# ¿ Jun 14, 2015 22:29 |
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POTATO IN MY ANUS posted:great, I'm the 'suck my own dick' guy now. lllllllet's get ready to suck it
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# ¿ Jun 15, 2015 03:44 |
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there shall be no peace on this web site until that guy is getting hosed by one eyed eddie a second time
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# ¿ Jun 15, 2015 09:41 |
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POTATO IN MY ANUS posted:23 year old man. just tried (unsuccessfully) to suck my own dick. I believe in you, POTATO IN MY ANUS
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# ¿ Jun 15, 2015 15:39 |
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david carmichael posted:who is the head coach at kings because "Rafael Cordeiro: strategic genius" seems about as likely as "andre dida: master gameplanner" from a few years ago chute boxe produced the greatest fighting minds of a generation and then got them all insanely damaged
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# ¿ Jun 17, 2015 23:53 |
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ninja rua, astrophysicist and aeronautical engineer, now pumps gas and gets irrationally upset when people ask him for directions
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# ¿ Jun 17, 2015 23:58 |
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On the horrible, unending reality tv show about celebrities' kids that my wife absolutely will not stop watching they referred to Akiyama's most recent fight as his retirement fight. If he doesn't turn up on the Seoul card then I'd say he's roidtired.
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# ¿ Jun 18, 2015 11:31 |
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tesilential posted:Werdum literally predicted that he would beat Cain due to him not being prepared for the altitude and said as much after the fight. he said it before the fight too and basically said how it was going to go down https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NC1qHPYnHc8&t=30s
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# ¿ Jun 18, 2015 19:05 |
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heavyweight's gonna be a real horror show if Werdum can defend the belt a few times and you have to get by either Cain or JDS to get a title shot
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# ¿ Jun 18, 2015 20:04 |
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I hope when Siver depressingly retires Kawajiri he doesn't damage his eyes and that he has some kind of financial interest in a gym or something so he doesn't have to get beat up by increasingly lovely guys in DEEP or wherever until he's 60 years old
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# ¿ Jun 18, 2015 20:09 |
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fatherdog posted:Considering Kawajiri's response to Aoki destroying his foot was to join a professional wheelchair basketball league for like a year, if Siver blinded him he'd probably become Zatoichi or some poo poo I just hope he doesn't end up like Gono, in a long distance relationship with Andrei Benkei so he can fight teenagers for pennies in regional Brazilian shows
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# ¿ Jun 18, 2015 20:22 |
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fatherdog posted:
no, no, yes
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# ¿ Jun 18, 2015 23:38 |
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Two Guys and a Pizza Place
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