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kingcom posted:Wait its actually not Chubbo ha it's chuubo Davin Valkri posted:I'll never understand trolls 
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kingcom posted:Wait its actually not Chubbo
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Jun 2, 2015 03:31
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Davin Valkri posted:I'll never understand trolls Nothing I have posted in this thread has been trolling.
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Jun 2, 2015 04:09
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Davin Valkri posted:Gamma World is that D&D4e meets Fallout setting, right? I think I had a chance to try it once for a superhero-type game. Gamma World was also a 1978 roleplaying game by E. Gary Gygax which touched on these kinds of themes long before they were trendy. It's been published in various forms since then, though I don't know if any of them were good besides the latest one. Anyone played them? Ningyou posted:If their poor combat rolls have consistently been *the* thing keeping them from participating in the game, and if it's happening with another player too, I kind of feel like that's less a poor luck problem and more a 'yo maybe this DM should give them opportunities to participate that don't involve stabbin' stuff a bunch and it is a Warning Sign if the DM is simply like WELP TOO BAD' problem This, yes. I mean, I could elaborate if this isn't enough for you, but it really should be. Ningyou posted:okay this thread is now about being an anime but like not gross and longwinded and Too Anime like exalted I don't think 'too anime' is Exalted's problem. I'd like Exalted more if everything were like this, though. spoilers: lesbians AND touhous Effectronica posted:Nothing I have posted in this thread has been trolling. Look at you, fighter: a pathetic creature of randomly generated statistics and proficiencies. Who are you to challenge a perfect, immortal machine? Among your countless number, none shall sing by their own capability, but instead by the will of a world's god or the roll of a die. Fated to roll and fight, forever, eternally, until that very god grants you the boon of attention and usefulness - if they ever do. Ten to the power of eighty fighters...and in the end, they are all the same.
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Jun 2, 2015 04:37
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Queen Fiona posted:Look at you, fighter: a pathetic creature of randomly generated statistics and proficiencies. Who are you to challenge a perfect, immortal machine? Do they pant and sweat as they run through 10 foot corridors? Is it your will that gave them their magic items, the only value in that fluff they call a character sheet?
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Jun 2, 2015 04:47
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If god says you don't get magic items, you don't get them. They'll probably tell you this is a realistic world where magic items don't just happen, but reality is theirs. It's a poor god who chooses to make life less interesting. Perhaps they'll dole them out, like little breadcrumbs, to fuel your little hunt across those ten-foot corridors, their tongue panting, desperate for any little drink of power you can give them. With enough reward in mind, they will suffer any indignity for the sake of that little taste of usefulness and interest, and in the end, their will is yours to command, with just the slightest promise of power. Conditioned, so easily, to follow your every whim. Until, of course, they find out their friend who was giving them all these tips is none other than the final boss. ...hmmm. Perhaps boring fuckboy fighters are interesting after all! 
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Jun 2, 2015 04:57
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Queen Fiona posted:If god says you don't get magic items, you don't get them. They'll probably tell you this is a realistic world where magic items don't just happen, but reality is theirs. It's a poor god who chooses to make life less interesting. w-well gosh ma'am when you put it like that i almost want to give D&D another shot and when I say D&D i REALLY mean 13th Age but y'know
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Jun 2, 2015 05:17
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This is why I just play a glorious anime wizard and ignore magic Items, problem solved.
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Jun 2, 2015 05:39
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Stormgale posted:This is why I just Although what do those anime wizards look like? Squat old Master Roshi like men or something better?
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Jun 2, 2015 05:49
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Ningyou posted:W-- Here, have some cybernetic modules. Stormgale posted:This is why I just play a glorious anime wizard and ignore magic Items, problem solved. 
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Jun 2, 2015 05:50
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The real joke is the fact I don't play D&D anymore if I can help it Or any other elfgames  Davin Valkri posted:Although what do those anime wizards look like? Squat old Master Roshi like men or something better? Anime wizards nowadays generally fall into the younger age brackets, think more harry potter than Merlin.
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Jun 2, 2015 05:55
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fau is good, moron
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Jun 2, 2015 06:44
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Fungah! posted:fau is good, moron Oh sweet fau, so good and pure....why, i can see him so clearly in my mind's eye! Hands clasped in prayer, his innocent heart's light making my kokoro swell and flutter and pound Fau.........................................................is good.
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Jun 2, 2015 06:59
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Fungah! posted:fau is good, moron *nods* and exalted
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Jun 2, 2015 07:04
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K Prime posted:Someone should make an rpg based on the aesthetics of Grimes. There was a d20 fan one and it's pretty crap. There is a French one that's supposed to be good, got supplements and everything, but in French. Hope you speak moon.
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Jun 2, 2015 15:38
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Halloween Jack posted:There is a French one that's supposed to be good, got supplements and everything, but in French. Hope you speak moon. This reminds me of the most random thing: isn't E.Y.E: Divine Cybermancy based on some French RPG?
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Jun 2, 2015 16:02
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Halloween Jack posted:There is a French one that's supposed to be good, got supplements and everything, but in French. Hope you speak moon. French ain't moon, hon.
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Jun 2, 2015 16:03
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Ningyou posted:He is good. so like, your posting gimmick's to ba annoying as poo poo or something right
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Jun 2, 2015 16:20
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Fungah! posted:so like, your posting gimmick's to ba annoying as poo poo or something right Actually, ningyou is a better poster than FAU
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Jun 2, 2015 16:32
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id say theyre both 
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Jun 2, 2015 16:37
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Meinberg posted:Actually, ningyou is a better poster than FAU Good posting: reposting the output of a Markov chain made up of old livejournals. Bad posting: puns.
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Jun 2, 2015 16:39
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Ningyou posted:well, the full title is Chubbo's Whimsical Heart Health Telethon but y'know lmao
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Jun 2, 2015 16:49
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The Deleter posted:id say theyre both
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Jun 2, 2015 16:56
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FactsAreUseless posted:Okay, but what does your ego say? He says hi
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Jun 2, 2015 18:52
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FactsAreUseless posted:Okay, but what does your ego say? My seelischer Apparat are in agreement (for once) in that they have no idea where this even started. My superego believes that given the choice they'd take ningyou over plutonis and the like, though.
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Jun 2, 2015 19:00
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Ningyou posted:well, the full title is Chubbo's Whimsical Heart Health Telethon but y'know That sounds like a good name for a con game.
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Jun 2, 2015 20:12
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Davin Valkri posted:My seelischer Apparat are in agreement (for once) in that they have no idea where this even started. My superego believes that given the choice they'd take ningyou over plutonis and the like, though. They have some poo poo taste then.
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Jun 2, 2015 20:19
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If Ningyou, Gunky Junket and that Enhyndra something guy that bolds and capitalizes words at random posted on the same thread I'd feel really physically ill IRL if I read it.
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Jun 2, 2015 20:28
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Must be tough living out in the tropics with such a frail constitution, then.
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Jun 2, 2015 20:31
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Wahad posted:Must be tough living out in the tropics with such a frail constitution, then. When I was interned in the hospital with a case of dengue fever I spent three days laying in a bed sweating all the liquid in my body and suffering with horrible muscle pains on the joints, legs and arms yet I wasn't as miserable as I was during the few minutes I spent reading this thread.
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Jun 2, 2015 20:46
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Oh! Poor Plutonis, suffering in perpetuity at the miserable hands of the great Leviathan known as Traditional Games, chained to the inescapable horror of Something Awful forever, eyes forced open so that he has not a single moment's respite and must stare at this ghastly tableau, without alternatives. Truly we must all pity his endlessly tortured existence.
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Jun 2, 2015 20:59
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Wahad posted:Oh! Poor Plutonis, suffering in perpetuity at the miserable hands of the great Leviathan known as Traditional Games, chained to the inescapable horror of Something Awful forever, eyes forced open so that he has not a single moment's respite and must stare at this ghastly tableau, without alternatives. Doesn't Plutonis regularly frequent parts of Something Awful that are even worse with regards to casual vitriol and/or bad grammar, though? You'd think he'd be a bit more inoculated to our benign strain of the virus.
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Jun 2, 2015 21:04
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TheLovablePlutonis posted:If Ningyou, Gunky Junket and that Enhyndra something guy that bolds and capitalizes words at random posted on the same thread I'd feel really physically ill IRL if I read it. Don't you dare malign Enhydra lutris.
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Jun 2, 2015 21:11
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Davin Valkri posted:Doesn't Plutonis regularly frequent parts of Something Awful that are even worse with regards to casual vitriol and/or bad grammar, though? You'd think he'd be a bit more inoculated to our benign strain of the virus. what? Imp zone? Eh, it's not so bad, I'd give it a shot.
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Ningyou posted:okay this thread is now about being an anime but like not gross and longwinded and Too Anime like exalted My first elfanimegame was a BESM 2nd edition game run by a grognard who had his own unique anime version of the "girlfriend in canada" thing; his super-awesome wife who was a medical student and also a trained martial artist, and her family owned a big estate in Japan. Every time he had a GMPC, it was in some way his self-insert, and he insisted on having a second GMPC to represent his Japanese doctor martial artist wife except coincidentally he'd be playing that GMPC as well (also he was a retired Army ranger who was required by the terms of his discharge to carry a firearm with him wherever he went so evil communists couldn't kidnap him and steal the knowledge in his mind). It lasted about five sessions. I played a Lensman.
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Davin Valkri posted:Doesn't Plutonis regularly frequent parts of Something Awful that are even worse with regards to casual vitriol and/or bad grammar, though? You'd think he'd be a bit more inoculated to our benign strain of the virus. Hypnofetishism is one of those paraphilias that strikes a creeping, existential dread into me, and then coupling it with saccharine gabble adds nausea to the mix.
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what if i was just funnin' about the whole hypnokink thing and creeping existential dread is my REAL fetish  also my fetish: "suffering in perpetuity at the miserable hands of the great Leviathan known as Traditional Games" like JEEZ WAHAD WAY TO just SHARE THE SECRETS OF MY HEART WITH LIKE EVERYONE Ningyou fucked around with this message at 23:22 on Jun 2, 2015 |
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Davin Valkri posted:Doesn't Plutonis regularly frequent parts of Something Awful that are even worse with regards to casual vitriol and/or bad grammar, though? You'd think he'd be a bit more inoculated to our benign strain of the virus. they post better there
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I KNOW AGILITY IS MY DUMP STAT, BUT I'M SURE I'LL GET A CRIT ON THIS CHECK, BECAUSE I'M HOMER SIMP*Rolls a 1 and gets impaled on a spike trap*
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Fungah! posted:they post better there
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