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Lord Waffle Beard
Dec 7, 2013

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FrankenVader
Sep 12, 2004
Polymer Records
life hack: the ignore button

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

drink whiskey

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS
Stop posting to gain hours of free time.

Elman
Oct 26, 2009

ghlbtsk posted:

Stop posting to gain hours of free time.

Oh my god

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

brutally gently caress me up with rocks and sticks to attain nirvana

ballass
Jan 16, 2014

by XyloJW
suck a dick lord wafflebeard

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Kill yourself to gain early access to the kingdom of heaven

God HATES this

Who Is Paul Blart
Oct 22, 2010

Lunchmeat Larry posted:

brutally gently caress me up with rocks and sticks to attain nirvana

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
There is a far cry 3 download that if a whole new game and holy poo poo is it fun and totally worth the $15 price tag!! A great way to hold you over u til far cry 5 comes out!!

Arkanomen
May 6, 2007

All he wants is a hug
Use the word Lifehack unironically to help me know you don't have anything valuable to contribute to life so I can save my time and ignore you!

zimboe
Aug 3, 2012

FIRST EBOLA GOON AVOID ALL POSTS SPEWING EBLOA SHIT POSTS EVERWHERE
I'm literally retarded
You can wear your underwear twice as long if you turn it inside-out.

Happy now, OP?

Tigern
Sep 6, 2012

possibly tiger
Grimey Drawer
Of you break all your bones the hospital will give you heroin for free

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Spin around really fast to create a vortex that will devour all the problems in your life.

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
There was only one life hacker and he was a fictional character named Dr. Frankenstein.

zimboe
Aug 3, 2012

FIRST EBOLA GOON AVOID ALL POSTS SPEWING EBLOA SHIT POSTS EVERWHERE
I'm literally retarded

Tigern posted:

Of you break all your bones the hospital will give you heroin for free

Hell yah, I flopped my bike on Sierra Highway back in the 70s and Codeine City!

Not any more now. You cant even get Demerol iffen ya got cancer, the cheap pricks.

GlyphGryph
Jun 23, 2013

Down came the glitches and burned us in ditches and we slept after eating our dead.
If you cut off one dogs head and sew on another dogs head to the stump and then pump the stump full of fresh stem cells something cool might happen.

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
Only the sickest wife hacks


Cut my wife into pieces, this is my last retort

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS

zimboe posted:

You can wear your underwear twice as long if you turn it inside-out.

Happy now, OP?

you can wear it four times as long if you wear it outside your pants to keep it from getting dirty

Applewhite posted:

Spin around really fast to create a vortex that will devour all the problems in your life.

now i have vertigo, a cracked skull, brain damage and am cared for 24/7
IT WORKS PEOPLE

Tujague
May 8, 2007

by LadyAmbien
On a hot day, stretch your nutsack out as far as you can and bounce a quarter on it like a trampoline

Tashan Dorrsett
Apr 10, 2015

by Deplorable exmarx
heres a good one for you OP

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
When packing sandwiches into Ziploc bags, fart into the bag just before you close it to give your sandwiches an extra rich aroma and flavor.

AdolfHitler
Mar 21, 2009

i only have longer tubes

crowoutofcontext
Nov 12, 2006

AdolfHitler posted:

i only have longer tubes

use scissors and get two short tubes.

paper towels can be hacked into two tp rolls

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

use your four way blinkers to "call" all the options so you can pretty much drive in any lane you want any time you want

Dollas
Sep 16, 2007

$$$$$$$$$
Clapping Larry
use hax instead of hacks

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Lunchmeat Larry posted:

brutally gently caress me up with rocks and sticks to attain nirvana

Macichne Leainig
Jul 26, 2012

by VG

Dollas posted:

use hax instead of hacks

:siren: lyfe hax :siren:

Dollas
Sep 16, 2007

$$$$$$$$$
Clapping Larry

da lyfe hax

Fredrik1
Jan 22, 2005

Gopherslayer
:rock:
Fallen Rib
If you live in a country where it's illegal to carry a knife you can always carry a spoon.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Put a siren on top of your car and people will get out of your way even in heavy traffic.

Flo Cytometer
Apr 20, 2015

by Ralp
aids cures fat (eventually)

Applewhite posted:

Put a siren on top of your car and people will get out of your way even in heavy traffic.

Sometimes with no clothing!

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

if you are late for work just run all stop signs and red lights your boss will applaud your loyalty and you will land that big promotion

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Nail yourself to a cross and people will worship you like a God.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

if you want to lose weight and save money just stop buying and eating food

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Stick to dating prostitutes exclusively. You're guaranteed to get laid every time and will actually save money in the long run.

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
Abortions are expensive and embarrassing, learn this one coat hanger hack that doctors hate!

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Applewhite posted:

Stick to dating prostitutes exclusively. You're guaranteed to get laid every time and will actually save money in the long run.

quit serious posting

Flo Cytometer
Apr 20, 2015

by Ralp

Applewhite posted:

Stick to dating prostitutes exclusively. You're guaranteed to get laid every time and will actually save money in the long run.

Addendum 1: You don't have to go down on a prostitute if you are paying them.

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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
anal sex prevents pregnancies

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