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Chinatown posted:anal sex prevents pregnancies also many 80s band reunions.
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if you're poor, stop being poor, and you'll be rich.
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Jun 1, 2015 19:43
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If you're poor, buy 20 of the same pair of expensive sneakers. That way you're more likely to be murdered and reincarnate as a rich person.
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Jun 1, 2015 19:45
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if youre about to do something stupid think "would an idiot do this", and if he would, dont do it
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Jun 1, 2015 19:45
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drinking makes you cool and people will like you more
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Jun 1, 2015 19:45
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life hack, kill yourself
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Jun 1, 2015 20:20
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*zoomes into the thread in a tiny clown car (haha what!) and honks a horn on a nose.....and says "haha kill your self!" and then do a sick twisty on the way out (a stander by remarks: "that is one cool dude)
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Jun 1, 2015 20:26
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Meet various gods and monsters by huffing glue.
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Jun 1, 2015 20:29
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a starwar betamax posted:*zoomes into the thread in a tiny clown car (haha what!) and honks a horn on a nose.....and says "haha kill your self!" and then do a sick twisty on the way out (a stander by remarks: "that is one cool dude) lief hack for star war betamax: stop trying so hard
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Jun 1, 2015 20:41
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convert all your light bulbs to full spectrum uv for a healthy tan all year long
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Jun 1, 2015 20:42
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drink a bottle of antifreeze and squeeze your nuts as hard as you can until they rupture. when the cops come, tell them "ive heard of the nutcracker before, but this is ridiculous.!" then pass out and bleed to death as your organs shut down.
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Jun 1, 2015 20:46
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dad gay. so what posted:drink a bottle of antifreeze and squeeze your nuts as hard as you can until they rupture. when the cops come, tell them "ive heard of the nutcracker before, but this is ridiculous.!" then pass out and bleed to death as your organs shut down. most of your posts are like this - painful death by poison.
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Jun 1, 2015 20:49
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Flo Cytometer posted:most of your posts are like this - painful death by poison. thats a good one flo cytometer, but moire like YOUR posts. and the oppisite of what you s aid is me. 
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Jun 1, 2015 21:13
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cut off all your fingers and toes and mail them to your mother. then she'll send you money!
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Jun 1, 2015 21:22
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Chinatown posted:anal sex prevents pregnancies practice that pull out game with the ol' microwaved cantaloupe between the mattress trick lil nigga
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Jun 1, 2015 21:26
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try feeding a pet dog regularly and it will live for way longer
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Jun 1, 2015 21:26
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do everything really half-assed to gain more free time
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Jun 1, 2015 21:33
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dad gay. so what posted:thats a good one flo cytometer, but moire like YOUR posts. and the oppisite of what you s aid is me. o fuk imma come back n strangle u with fires i mean fries dammit lol
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Jun 1, 2015 21:36
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robbing a homeless person is really easy. a lot of them have mental illnesses and don't fight back. if they fight back you can scream for help and no one will believe the bums side of the story lol don't mess with gypsies though, you will regret it. also, I have nothing against homeless persons
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Jun 1, 2015 21:37
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Flo Cytometer posted:also many 80s band reunions. Wait, does anal sex prevent 80s band reunions, or do 80s band reunions also prevent pregnancy? Or both?
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Jun 1, 2015 22:33
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if your rear end in a top hat is itchy and youre in bed just scratch it with a pair of old boxers or a sock on your floor try to remember not to wear the sock or boxers again E: until you wash it
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Jun 1, 2015 22:35
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cant figure out if ur gay? just compromise and jerk it to trannies.
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Jun 1, 2015 22:41
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Have a really inflated sense of self-worth. An objective understanding of your strengths and weaknesses only holds you back.
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Jun 1, 2015 23:00
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if you burn bridges just make sure to bury the hatchet
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Jun 1, 2015 23:07
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Hoard garbage in case your iPhone fits in it
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Jun 1, 2015 23:10
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Vin BioEthanol posted:do everything really half-assed to gain more free time unironically this tho
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Jun 1, 2015 23:12
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Don't talk and stay very still to maximise your silence capital
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Jun 1, 2015 23:13
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need a hobby? start collecting cats!!!! you will have friends and no more rodent problems.
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Jun 1, 2015 23:39
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all my kids have fetal alcohol syndrome
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Jun 1, 2015 23:40
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numberoneposter posted:need a hobby? start collecting cats!!!! you will have friends and no more rodent problems. i thought that was a star trek or lord of the rings joke at first E: though theres no reason a person who had that mug wouldnt appreciate either of those things
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Jun 1, 2015 23:42
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Don't cover your cats in paint.
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Jun 1, 2015 23:44
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all my kids have >1000h played time on steam
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Jun 1, 2015 23:44
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all my kids have different fathers
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Jun 1, 2015 23:51
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Emaciated child: father tonight will we life hack food that isn't in a box? A father [sweating profusely]: Worry not my child, from now on, it's all hamburger, no helper
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Jun 2, 2015 00:02
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Can someone post the good fast food hacks? I already carry a small bottle on a key ring that i fill with sriracha before leaving the house evry morning.
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Jun 2, 2015 00:09
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Not sure if this counts as a "life hack" but I have this uncle who works for God and he said there is this secret code you can enter by stepping backwards once, then crouch, then stand up, then step forward one step, then to the right, to the right again, then left, and jump. Congrats, you are now living in no cops mode, you can commit whatever crimes you want and the cops can't touch you! I have tried this, it totally works! He said there are other codes too like extra health, unlimited ammo etc. but that's the only one he told me about. Use it responsibly!
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Jun 2, 2015 00:12
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Get your mom to bring you hot pockets so you don't have to stop raiding!
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Jun 2, 2015 00:13
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thathonkey posted:Can someone post the good fast food hacks? I already carry a small bottle on a key ring that i fill with sriracha before leaving the house evry morning. i refill my pepper and salt shakers with the small packets you get at burger king TOGETHER with every meal. Having free pepper available in infinite amount was a real gamechanger for me.
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Jun 2, 2015 00:20
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Fredrik1 posted:If you live in a country where it's illegal to carry a knife you can always carry a spoon. This works really good, because it shows muggers that instead of cutting them, you'll just eat them. My life hack is to save a bunch of money by never taking a girl out unless she's already agreed to marry me.
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always carry emergency beef jerky in case you get really hungry and there is no five guys to be seen
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