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thathonkey posted:Can someone post the good fast food hacks? I already carry a small bottle on a key ring that i fill with sriracha before leaving the house evry morning. If you don't take your foot off the accelerator when going through the drivethru you can get all the experience of driving past a cool menu and windows with employees without spending a dime
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life hax moar liek butt crax amirite
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Jun 2, 2015 00:25
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Save money by shoplifting!
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numberoneposter posted:always carry emergency beef jerky in case you get really hungry and there is no five guys to be seen in an emergency, you can cut off your skin and dry it in the sun instead. Also it tastes like slim jims
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swampland posted:If you don't take your foot off the accelerator when going through the drivethru you can get all the experience of driving past a cool menu and windows with employees without spending a dime If you drive a musclecar and burn out in the drivethrough after you get your food, you'll be really popular.
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:try feeding a pet dog regularly and it will live for way longer Lol
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dad gay. so what posted:drink a bottle of antifreeze and squeeze your nuts as hard as you can until they rupture. when the cops come, tell them "ive heard of the nutcracker before, but this is ridiculous.!" then pass out and bleed to death as your organs shut down. you moving away from five guys burgers posts is like yakov smirnoff trying to do material unrelated to russia
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The Cubelodyte posted:Wait, does anal sex prevent 80s band reunions, or do 80s band reunions also prevent pregnancy? Or both? the first if pop, the latter if new age
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Jun 2, 2015 01:05
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life hack: the something awful forum is a passable alternative to the gamefaqs spinoff luelinks "eti"
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Jun 2, 2015 01:07
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stick a penis in a butt feels good man 
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Jun 2, 2015 01:28
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Wow, three pages of poo poo posts...GBS sucks now
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Jun 2, 2015 01:53
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queef out your period blood clots in the shower. save on tampons!
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Jun 2, 2015 02:07
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if you're not a cereal-milk drinker, try this one simple trick! the kids will LOVE it. instead of pouring the milk down the drain, empty it into an icecube tray. when partially frozen, add tooth picks. allow to freeze fully. now you have creamy smoothie popsicles for a fraction of the price, and no mess! WALLA!
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Jun 2, 2015 02:10
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life hack: take tons of anti depressants and spend most of your free time sleeping. it is like jumping ahead in time!
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Jun 2, 2015 02:11
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If you commute a lot keep a plastic bag in yr car for yr garbage (:
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Jun 2, 2015 02:31
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you can find good food FOR FREE in dumpsters near grocery stores!
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If you are gay grow a goatee and ppl will know just by looking at you
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If you pop all your pills just declare the time until the next refill "designated sober time"
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Neukoln19 posted:If you pop all your pills just declare the time until the next refill "designated sober time" Many Wal-Marts have drive-thru pharmacies.
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Jun 2, 2015 02:37
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drink daily to forget about the crushing despair
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Jun 2, 2015 02:38
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You want a really SICK life hack? just lay in the bath tub next time you have diarrhea and let the poo poo flow out of you for the day. You'll only have to wipe your rear end once so you won't be all sore.
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memento mori posted:You want a really SICK life hack? just lay in the bath tub next time you have diarrhea and let the poo poo flow out of you for the day. You'll only have to wipe your rear end once so you won't be all sore. Remember to remove the cover.
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For real though I've been constipated a couple times in my life. the first time I did take a laxative which was effective and it totally sucked. Now what I do is just gorge myself on spicy food and let the delicious curries take care of it. YOU'RE WELCOME
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extra stout posted:you moving away from five guys burgers posts is like yakov smirnoff trying to do material unrelated to russia i just post about my adventrures 
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Lord Waffle Beard posted:Wow, three pages of poo poo posts...GBS sucks now "now"
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eat clumps of ur own hair to scrub ur tummy and intestines free of toxins
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instead of throwing ur biodegradable trash away, toss it on ur garden. it will slowly turn to soil, plus make ur yard look super lovely and covered in litter
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Jun 2, 2015 03:14
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next time u j/o, try cuming in ur own mouth. this will quickly replenish ur lost proteins and give u a much needed energy boost
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Lord Waffle Beard posted:Wow, three pages of poo poo posts...GBS sucks now lifehack: make a shitpost complaining about shitposts also, be a stupid rear end in a top hat
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Jun 2, 2015 03:35
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keep a bottle of ipecac wherever you go in case you ever run into a chick who is into roman showers
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Jun 2, 2015 03:39
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spit on your toilet paper before you wipe
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If you enjoy bananas, try them without the wrapper! yum
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Like movies, but sick of paying $$$ to watch them? Use Google to search for "watch ______ online free" and thank me later  E: to clarify, replace _______ with the title of the movie you wanna watch
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Jun 2, 2015 04:02
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dad gay. so what posted:drink a bottle of antifreeze ...... Actually, this is how you avoid the harmful effects of a freeze ray, as demonstrated by Hulk Hogan in the documentary 'Suburban Commando'
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Max Hammer posted:Actually, this is how you avoid the harmful effects of a freeze ray, as demonstrated by Hulk Hogan in the documentary 'Suburban Commando' how long have you been waiting for this conversation
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Jun 2, 2015 18:16
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Be a true HACKER with this one trick, dump that cable/dsl and get a 56K dual band ISDN T-1 line installed.
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Jun 2, 2015 18:31
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Affe mk2 posted:how long have you been waiting for this conversation A very long time. I cannot express the excitement I felt when I saw the right pieces coming together for this exact comment. I can now die a happy man.
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Mad Monk posted:Be a true HACKER with this one trick, dump that cable/dsl and get a 56K dual band ISDN T-1 line installed. Two PRIs is normal for ISDN, you dumbbutt.
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fyodor posted:lief hack for star war betamax: stop trying so hard
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Here's one for ya: bee yourself (and there's a picture of a bee)
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