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Now let's get serious. If you're on this game's store page, you already know what you're looking for. If by mistake you stumbled upon this and don't know what to do, i will explain:

1)This is an eroge, which means it's a picture book with music and drawn porn disguised as a game, where you "play" as self-insert main dude and swim in pussie.
2)Steam version have porn removed. Apparently game about having your own bakery with harem of submissive catgirls made by hentai artist is also suitable for children, so god forbid they see any adult content.
3)With a clever use of hands and internet you can still enable it
4)There's a slider that regulates how bouncy boobs can be: from "british royal guard" to "screw physics, full Gainax" mode.
5)There's 3 languages avaliable: english and two types of extraterrestial doodles.
6)You get Steam achiviements if you play it with extraterrestial doodles.
7)Art looks good if you're a fan of generic anniemays.
8)Actually animated.
9)In Russia it's possible to end up doing time for playing this.
10)Music is upbeat and voice acting is... ugh...
11)There's also apparently some kind of story.
12)Stuff like this stops me from reading serious vns.
13)There's nothing wrong and shameful in playing this.
14)Really.

If you ask me why should you buy something like this on Steam - hell if i know. I have no idea why its here in the first place. I will, hovewer, give this game 100 boob bounces out of 100.

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Five minütes intö the gäme änd I get the chöice tö decide whether ör nöt Herr Smeg gets tö weär pänties.

11/10 för plöt.

Kuvo posted:

pins post the naruto lp

Mico posted:

A balloon flew over my house today, it was nice.

Friar John posted:

This game has the best soundtrack.

Friar John posted:

This game has the best soundtrack.

Hitlers Gay Secret posted:

And some neat artwork.

Boss Wiggler posted:

yes and yes. once you can get past the confusing rear end battle system this game loving owns.

Mico posted:

Big Scary Owl posted:

Yeah the combat system is a bit weird. Some things like dual and triple techs, even summons are practically obscure. I beat the game but I never managed to use a dual/triple tech or any of the summons. There's so many characters, but so few tech combinations. It feels like a waste.

Blackray Jack posted:

Legit question here, are you bullshitting on this or is this an actual Thing?

' 9)In Russia it's possible to end up doing time for playing this.'

Boss Wiggler posted:

I would never lie to you.

annapacketstormaya posted:

Truthfully, what does "frolf" mean?

annapacketstormaya posted:

Truthfully, what does "frolf" mean?

FeyerbrandX posted:

There is one combo with people you want on your team... oh wait, we aren't using that Smeg-head Rimmer Smeg.

I wish I knew how the design meeting where that came up went.

"We've got this great legacy to live up to, with 6 or 7 characters and dozens of combos between them."

"Let's invert the paradigm, yo! And think outside the connectivity box, and have dozens of characters and 4 or 5 techs!"

"You win the SquareSoft-Enix game, and can produce Final Fantasy XIII for saying paradigm without flinching or dying a little inside!"

e: "And let's make them single use, except at the very, very end of the game, or if you actively ignore the girl on the game cover, title screen, attract movie and level up one of the 40 other people and happen to fight in a long enough fight to activate it, and use enough elements to even have the opportunity to figure out what it does!"

"Ours is a love that will burn too hot, and too fast."

mastersord posted:

More like:

"We have this cool concept for a new RPG with this new magic system and.."

"Nope, nope , nope! We want a sequel to Chrono Trigger since it sold surprisingly well. The big guy gave me permission to take over your project. It's now called "Chrono Cross". Yeah I like that name."

"B-but it has nothing to do with Chrono Trigger! We haven't even played it yet!"

"Well you have a week to fix this and ship it."

"We're not finished developing all the mechanics yet and we would need a few months to re-write everything and.."

"You have 5 days!"

Level Slide posted:

That's not how milking works.