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TheHock
Jul 3, 2008

I have altered my retirement plans. Pray I do not alter them any further.
How many Lifetime contracts could Rockstar Spud sign in the next three months?

Also, good thing James Storm kidnapped and killed Mickie James on camera. Billy Corgan's realistic storylines coming to life. Now I remember why I stopped watching this show.

TheHock fucked around with this message at 03:34 on Jun 4, 2015

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Perigryn
Oct 22, 2010

TaJaaaaadoruuuuu

sportsgenius86 posted:

It's amazing how whatever the situation may be, Corgan's look is always "aunt fighting cancer"
Or Kirstin Dunst's twin (google 'Dunst Corgan')

Super No Vacancy
Jul 26, 2012











Onmi
Jul 12, 2013

If someone says it one more time I'm having Florina show up as a corpse. I'm not even kidding, I was pissed off with people doing that shit back in 2010, and I'm not dealing with it now in 2016.

I loving love dave.

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
Green Acres was totally badass.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

none of you watched TNA so you all missed this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_r8fKdwyuKA

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

oatgan posted:

none of you watched TNA so you all missed this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_r8fKdwyuKA

Eh, Lucha Underground already had an onscreen murder and it was way better.

Angular Landbury
Oct 24, 2011

MAGGLE.

Rhonne posted:

Eh, Lucha Underground already had an onscreen murder and it was way better.

EC3 came to the ring with an acapella quartet singing his theme song to celebrate the fact that he is now #1 contender.

Then he threatened to make Brodus dance.

Then Kurt Angle beat up one of the singers.

The commentary closet now looks like a weird spaceship.

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

Have fun!

oatgan posted:

none of you watched TNA so you all missed this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_r8fKdwyuKA

For the first minute or so I thought this was going to turn into porno with the lighting, acting, and makeup.

dsriggs
May 28, 2012

MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!

oatgan posted:

none of you watched TNA so you all missed this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_r8fKdwyuKA

That's a well mic'd security camera

DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS
Did reddit cheer that?

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

oatgan posted:

none of you watched TNA so you all missed this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_r8fKdwyuKA

the train isn't moving

Normal Not Odd
Nov 5, 2003

what a t e r r i b l e world

what a b e a u t i f u l world
idgi

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


Does James Storm stand on the second turnbuckle and think, "That's a long way down?" Because that's about how far a fall onto train tracks would be.

NowonSA
Jul 19, 2013

I am the sexiest poster in the world!

All we need is stupid contests to make it seem like people care about us on twitter.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
I think John Cena gets 500 retweets just posting what he had for lunch.

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you

Gonzo McFee posted:

I think John Cena gets 500 retweets just posting what he had for lunch.

Also gets 1000 people begging for him to gently caress their asses

weekly font
Dec 1, 2004


Everytime I try to fly I fall
Without my wings
I feel so small
Guess I need you baby...



I skipped around that video cause *sarcastic fart noise* but did he knock her down an elevator shaft or something?

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

weekly font posted:

I skipped around that video cause *sarcastic fart noise* but did he knock her down an elevator shaft or something?

off of a train platform and onto the tracks

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

James Storm's "The Sweetest Neg"

WeaponX
Jul 28, 2008



WRESTLING MATTERS

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you

oatgan posted:

none of you watched TNA so you all missed this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_r8fKdwyuKA

FINALLY Billy is redefining gender roles or whatever

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

oatgan posted:

off of a train platform and onto the tracks

their timing could not be anymore awkward:
http://www.rawstory.com/2015/06/transgender-woman-pushed-onto-nyc-subway-tracks-in-possible-hate-crime/

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011


Billy Corgan is redefining tact.

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
Vince Russo is probably really mad that he never got to kill anyone while booking TNA

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

triplexpac posted:

Vince Russo is probably really mad that he never got to kill anyone while booking TNA

Oh that's right, Candido died between Russo stints.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

triplexpac posted:

Vince Russo is probably really mad that he never got to kill anyone while booking TNA

Why do you think he was trying to angle his way into a Lucha Underground job? The whole roster would be dead by now if that had gone through.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?
What TV show or hate crime will TNA do next week? I am thinking that Angle will attack someone and blame the Twinkies.

Onmi
Jul 12, 2013

If someone says it one more time I'm having Florina show up as a corpse. I'm not even kidding, I was pissed off with people doing that shit back in 2010, and I'm not dealing with it now in 2016.

flashy_mcflash posted:

Why do you think he was trying to angle his way into a Lucha Underground job? The whole roster would be dead by now if that had gone through.

Russo on Lucha Underground is Mortal Kombat: Armageddon Annihilation

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

bobkatt013 posted:

What TV show or hate crime will TNA do next week? I am thinking that Angle will attack someone and blame the Twinkies.

We already know that Angle isn't a very big fan of... "the black people"

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Luigi Thirty posted:

We already know that Angle isn't a very big fan of... "the black people"

So referring to a female as sugar tits and blaming all the world wars on them? Then again that could be just a normal night for him.....

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006


🎵 I'm blue
Yeah I'm a blue Shrek, guy
Step a foot in my swamp
And you're gonna die 🎵
Was Angle ever entertaining in TNA on the mic? I know he had some excellent matches, but it seems like all his best work out of the ring was in WWF/E.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Pope Corky the IX posted:

Was Angle ever entertaining in TNA on the mic? I know he had some excellent matches, but it seems like all his best work out of the ring was in WWF/E.

Not unless things like the unintentional high comedy of Karen/Jeff/Kurt's custody matches is entertaining.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

oatgan posted:

off of a train platform and onto the tracks

next to a stationary train

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Does anyone have a gif of Brodus *ahem* Tyrus going over the rope from that shot from Angle? Holy lord that was one of the worst spots I've seen in a long while.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Pope Corky the IX posted:

Was Angle ever entertaining in TNA on the mic? I know he had some excellent matches, but it seems like all his best work out of the ring was in WWF/E.

The Kurt+Karen holiday segment is still hands down the best thing TNA ever did.

But no, Kurt's never really done anything on the level on his WWE days micwise.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Billy Corgan, while watching House of Cards, envisions an ingenious wrestling storyline

Nystral
Feb 6, 2002

Every man likes a pretty girl with him at a skeleton dance.

ayn rand hand job posted:

next to a stationary train

Even better it's the Hogwarts express between the two Harry Potter areas of the park. Not even a real train

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

Nystral posted:

Even better it's the Hogwarts express between the two Harry Potter areas of the park. Not even a real train

We just need Hogwarts

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NowonSA
Jul 19, 2013

I am the sexiest poster in the world!

RZApublican posted:

We just need Hogwarts

We just need literal magic secrets beyond the ken of mortal men.

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