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coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

btw what james storm did was a federal crime. look it up.

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Muddy Burphy
Dec 4, 2010

The #RXT REVOLUTION has two words for ya..
SCOOP IT!

:frogc00l:

he knows...

coconono posted:

btw what james storm did was a federal crime. look it up.

It's just borderline.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Muddy Burphy posted:

It's just borderline.

If you barely look like you bump her off near a Harry Potter fake train on-camera, you must acquit

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.

coconono posted:

btw what james storm did was a federal crime. look it up.

TNA VIOLATES MANN ACT: TELLS TALENT TO "CROSS THE LINE"

Angular Landbury
Oct 24, 2011

MAGGLE.

coconono posted:

btw what james storm did was a federal crime. look it up.

Only via Muggle law.

Sanguinia
Jan 1, 2012

~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

Angular Landbury posted:

Only via Muggle law.

I couldn't think of a good Maggle/Muggles joke, but the association still made me smile.

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

Did you know that TNA is still selling tickets for their wrestle cruise?

quote:

Coastal Chaos Cruise



Coming this December……
TNA Wrestling presents
Coastal Chaos Cruise: The Ultimate Fan Xpedition
"Brawl Aboard!"

Pricing:
Interior Cabin - $379 per person (based on double occupancy)
Ocean View Cabin - $479 per person (based on double occupancy)
Additional Passenger - $359 for 3rd or 4th passenger per cabin
(Maximum of 4 passengers per cabin)

Includes:
- 3-night cruise beginning on Thursday, December 8 departing from Port Canaveral, FL
- All meals onboard*
- VIP Cocktail Reception
- Breakfast Meet & Greet
- "Splash Bash" Beach Party including an evening pass to Breezes Bahamas that includes food, drinks (including alcohol), and entertainment from 6pm to 2am Friday night
- VIP Early Access to TNA Final Resolution PPV in Orlando, FL
- VIP Early Access to iMPACT! TV Tapings on December 12 & 13 in Orlando, FL
- and more!

TNA Stars that will set sail:
Mr. Anderson,Fortune ("The Phenomenal" AJ Styles, Beer Money and Kazarian),TNA Knockout Velvet Sky, "King of the Mountain" Jeff Jarrett & Karen Jarrett, X Division Star Chris Sabin ….Plus more names to be announced

This 3 day cruise will be hosted by none other than Jeremy Borash!

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
"Hosted by none other than Jeremy Borash!" sounds more like a threat at this point.

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


Let's all go on the time-travelling TNA Wrestling Cruise

Fat Lowtax fucked around with this message at 21:14 on Jun 6, 2015

Top Bunk Wanker
Jan 31, 2005

Top Trump Anger

RZApublican posted:

Did you know that TNA is still selling tickets for their wrestle cruise?

coastalchoascruise.aspx

21 Hoot Salute
Feb 8, 2005

Night-time, turn around
Lonely is the city tonight
Night-time, all around
Lonely in the city tonight



Top Bunk Wanker posted:

coastalchoascruise.aspx

tna.txt

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?

ayn rand hand job posted:

James Storm associates with a questionable crowd

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmsqmvfAYVU

Is Kurt Angle a known prick or anything? Because if he's not, then it's really sad that one of the best wrestlers of all time(probably the best at his peak) has been reduced to this.

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
Here, have some more stupid Billy Corgan quotes:

quote:

Rolling Stone did an interview with Billy Corgan to talk about touring with Marilyn Manson in July. There is a bit mention of wrestling where he is asked if he brings elements of wrestling to his performances now.

"I've been doing it for 20 years. People are just not wise enough to understand that they're being, as we say in wrestling, worked. My public image is based on a series of things that I have done as a performance artist to convince people that I'm somebody that I am not. I've done it for so long and so well that people actually think I'm that person – so then I am asked in my current reality to answer to something that I did as an artist with the idea that somehow I was a real person who didn't have the sentient intelligence to know that I was being ridiculous."


Hmm. I wonder who that was directed towards???

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

I poo poo my pants as a work you're all being marks having to be around me with poo poo in my pants

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Big Coffin Hunter posted:

I poo poo my pants as a work you're all being marks having to be around me with poo poo in my pants

Bobby Conn?

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Aces & Eights reunited at Legends of Wrestling

WeaponX
Jul 28, 2008



Chris James 2 posted:

Aces & Eights reunited at Legends of Wrestling



Who is the one on the left?

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.

Chris James 2 posted:

Aces & Eights reunited at Legends of Wrestling



oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

WeaponX posted:

Who is the one on the left?

anderson

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!
So if they really do get kicked off DA, is that it? Who will give Vince Russo jobs under the table if not TNA?

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

corn in the bible posted:

Who will give Vince Russo jobs under the table if not TNA?

Global Force Wrestling

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy

corn in the bible posted:

Who will give Vince Russo jobs under the table if not TNA?

WWE still does contract on a pole matches every so often. He could go back.

TomWaitsForNoMan
May 28, 2003

By Any Means Necessary

RZApublican posted:

Global Force Wrestling

Not after that email where he told Dixie to get rid of JJ

WeaponX
Jul 28, 2008



oatgan posted:

anderson

Vince's son to this :negative:

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

I'm really tempted to drive to Orlando if it's the last TNA PPV ever.

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!
They deliberately got taken off the air so they could launch the TNA NETWORK! SWERVE!

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

"And the DICK?"

DarkstarIV posted:

Here, have some more stupid Billy Corgan quotes:


Hmm. I wonder who that was directed towards???

so hes just been pretending to be a huge prick for 20 years?

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
Ryder on TNAMecca confirmed the May China tour thing:

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Were people seriously doubting that? I saw the ticket purchase page myself when it was still supposedly going to happen.

HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

BIG BICEPS SHOHEI


well you see i can't read chinese, therefore it's fake

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

rovert posted:

Ryder on TNAMecca confirmed the May China tour thing:


"the domestic market is tough"

SO ARE INTERNATIONAL TOURS, DUMMY.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

coconono posted:

"the domestic market is tough"

That's one way of saying "no-one wants to see our shows"

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

WWE still does contract on a pole matches every so often. He could go back.

You mean he should buy a ticket and jump the guard rail, scamper into the ring and snatch the contract? Then hold a promo where he says he can't be fired and is on the writing team now?

That sounds like a good way to reintroduce Vince Russo to people.

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

WWE still does contract on a pole matches every so often. He could go back.

Considering that whole NDA thing with TNA, it's entirely possibly he already works for WWE and just never told anyone.

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
:lol: if you think Vince Russo could honor an NDA for more than five minutes.

OctoberCountry
Oct 9, 2012

skaboomizzy posted:

:lol: if you think Vince Russo could honor an NDA for more than five minutes.

Vince Russo signs all of his contracts with an "X" so he won't be sued afterwards.

Also he's illiterate.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

skaboomizzy posted:

:lol: if you think Vince Russo could honor an NDA for more than five minutes.

He managed to keep his involvement in TNA a secret for a half year plus.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

ayn rand hand job posted:

He managed to keep his involvement in TNA a secret for a half year plus.

To anyone watching tna at the time it was very obvious Russo was involved. I feel like Dave hinted at it several months before the email fiasco too

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Rockstar Spud on his huge Smashing Pumpkins fandom:



Big fan, correctly identified one song out of three.

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Super No Vacancy
Jul 26, 2012

yeah, though it was less like read-between-the-lines hinting and more like Dave saying "I think Russo is back" and then occasionally repeating that when he saw something on the tv that struck him as Russo's work iirc

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