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Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

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I hope TNA is cancelled and replaced with NECW and SSW tapes

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Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

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I'm the CRT monitor

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

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epitasis posted:

whats obamailures

wrap it up, TNAilures

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

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Vince Russo is interviewing Billy Corgan for his new website tomorrow.

What if Vince Russo was never fired.

What if we all got swerved.

What if it was me all along, Austin.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

duyarvish posted:

Is the asylum award real?

Yes, the award itself and the original picture of AJ Styles looking bemused while holding it are real.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

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bobkatt013 posted:

What TV show or hate crime will TNA do next week? I am thinking that Angle will attack someone and blame the Twinkies.

We already know that Angle isn't a very big fan of... "the black people"

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Nystral posted:

Even better it's the Hogwarts express between the two Harry Potter areas of the park. Not even a real train

it's a funicular so it probably goes past FEMA death camps which is why the windows are blocked out

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

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Jesus, they could have paid a hundred bucks and at least shot it with a real train at Disney World.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

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CopywrightMMXI posted:

Citation needed.

Buy a $90 ticket, shoot it with a GoPro, get banned forever from the park, and don't care because you film at Universal. :smug:

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

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So if you take the 500k a week ROH normally gets, maybe knock a few off, ROH does around double TNA. lol.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

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Either way, the numbers spell disaster for Kurt Angle. Not Samoa Joe though.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

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Big Coffin Hunter posted:

I poo poo my pants as a work you're all being marks having to be around me with poo poo in my pants

Bobby Conn?

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

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I'm really tempted to drive to Orlando if it's the last TNA PPV ever.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

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We've secretly replaced Billy Corgan with Bobby Conn. Let's see if anyone notices.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

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Spermgod posted:

i watched the opening segment last week and kurt angle seriously looks incredibly creepy between his orange skin and soulless eyes

Also the giant tumor he has for a neck

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

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Jim Cornette said on his podcast that one of his friends who works in the TNA office and is named Mike was accidentally sent a copy of TNA's financials in an Excel spreadsheet meant for a Mike who's the head of their merchandising.

TNA vs Email is the greatest feud since Orton vs Tables.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

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I'm not going to Slammiversary if they're giving Angle/EC3 away on TV.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

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flashy_mcflash posted:

Oh you'll go alright. You'll go and hold up a 'MELTZER WAS RIGHT' sign if you know what's good for you

ROVERT KNEW [spoiler] TWO WEEKS AGO

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

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The CM Punk belt

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

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okay nevermind I want to go to Slammiversary again

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

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dsriggs posted:

As much as I want to laugh at TNA, I can't find anything saying Lashley & Richards will be there other than that one terra.com link.

There's no reason not to trust the terra.com.mx link about upcoming CMLL cards.

I'm not going to Slammiversary. Who the gently caress is left for them to even have?

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

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Terry Taylor wanted to know if Konnan could work while on dialysis. They said they'd bring someone in to dialysize him at the show!

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

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HulkaMatt posted:

a foam pit you can't climb out of

Hermie Sadler will rescue Kurt Angle with his gold boat

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

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Mr. Carlisle posted:

Merge all the indies together into one giant shitpile that will fail harder than one indie can fail alone!

Nothing will ever crash and burn harder than ECW, and they didn't have a money mark the caliber of Hermie Sadler and that guy who won the lottery.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

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Jeff Jarrett tweeted something to the effect of "welp, deal died in legal" but we still don't know what the deal was!

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

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Is it Live or Semi-Live Impact tonight?

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

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Dave knows the story apparently but he ain't talking.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

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coconono posted:

he could wait until after these tapings conclude and simply pick them up as their checks bounce.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

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He's not going to blab about something if it's a legal issue.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

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I might go to Slammiversary again if I get to see Jeff Jarrett

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

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Look at the adjective, slapnuts: war

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

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Goodnight HHHmaniacs etc etc

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

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corn in the bible posted:

Vince Russo's back???

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbeLpwdIsck

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

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coconono posted:

Vader as in the aging musclefat man?

Remember when the Sandman had an enormous gut and wrestled in a T-shirt that hung about a foot in front of his chest? He's that fat but also as wide as a house.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

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Dave says he's not aware of any plans for an ownership change and thinks it's an invasion angle.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

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DEAR RICHARD posted:

People still care about Matt Hardy? I disliked him like 10 years ago

FUNB

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

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corn in the bible posted:

Dixie books a match in which, if the GFW invader wins, TNA will have to shut down. TNA has no wrestlers left, loses by forfeit, and the show ends.

something something TNA being stabbed to death by an invader

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

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CopywrightMMXI posted:

Apparently James Storm is done now too.

James Storm is not retiring or quitting. He clarified and meant that today is the 18th anniversary of his first match.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

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Gunner was working out at the Performance Center I heard.

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Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

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rovert posted:

Ron and Don Harris recently took over as the heads of the division and the story notes that they told the workers "if you're not happy, just shake our hands and walk away."

What if they hired a pair of 6'5 Nazis so people wouldn't just go shake their hands and walk away when they don't get paid?

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