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 It's June! Dogs and birds are eating wild strawberries, there's good slaughtering to be done this week, and mediocre fishing is expected. Meanwhile in GBS, threads are being busily planted and raised for show, and a lucky few will win the contest come July.  Prizes: 1st - Choose one:
 As a little extra re-ward incentive, throughout the month one of the head honchos himself will come in here and award some spotlight prizes on promising thread husbanders. So check back in! Now get out there and raise them prize threads! 
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1st Place: [CYOA] Let's Play - Sword of the Bastard Elf by Gilganixon 61 votes, 4.85 average 2nd Place: The people in the strip club had not seen any Ingmar Bergman films by extra stout 17 votes, 4.76 average 3rd Place: Let's Learn how Baby Animals become Adult Animals! by Pick 65 votes, 4.63 average Congratulations to the winners, choose your prizes from the OP and let me know via PM or post them here! A bountiful harvest indeed! 
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Jul 3, 2015 05:44
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gnarlyhotep posted:1st Place: Go gently caress yourself.
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Jul 3, 2015 07:41
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Keg posted:Go gently caress yourself. A truly unselfish and centered response.
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Jul 3, 2015 07:44
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someone please use their powers to change gnarly's terrible av
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Jul 3, 2015 08:30
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Nanomashoes posted:someone please use their powers to change gnarly's terrible av that's the av I chose for myself way back in the day, young poster
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Jul 3, 2015 08:40
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gnarlyhotep posted:that's the av I chose for myself way back in the day, young poster Yes, and...?
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Jul 3, 2015 08:41
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at least put the bug eyes on him. think of your brand gnarly. your brand!
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Jul 3, 2015 08:41
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Thingyman posted:at least put the bug eyes on him. think of your brand gnarly. meh
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Jul 3, 2015 08:45
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gnarlyhotep posted:1st Place: well shucks. That head corporate junk sounds nice but I'm going to have to go with the gnarly's secret special winning gift
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Jul 3, 2015 09:31
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Gilganixon posted:well shucks. That head corporate junk sounds nice but I'm going to have to go with the gnarly's secret special winning gift the secret gift is a free trip to austin and a kiss on the cheek from everyones favorite gbs poster
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Jul 3, 2015 10:35
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Was my super cool fanfiction thread even in the running? 
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Jul 3, 2015 10:41
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id buy that for a dollar
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Jul 3, 2015 12:16
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heh
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Jul 3, 2015 14:58
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Jul 3, 2015 15:05
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I was robbed! I'm kidding, good job in getting the prize before your thread went into goldmine. Extreme0 fucked around with this message at 18:30 on Jul 3, 2015 |
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Jul 3, 2015 15:38
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a starwar betamax posted:the secret gift is a free trip to austin and a kiss on the cheek from everyones favorite gbs poster Umm I am not going to be traveling to Austin to kiss anyone so not sure where you got this.
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Jul 3, 2015 15:43
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Congrats shitlords!
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Jul 3, 2015 16:59
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donkey salami posted:Congrats shitlords! 
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Jul 3, 2015 17:01
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Jul 3, 2015 18:04
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Charles Bukowski posted:Was my super cool fanfiction thread even in the running? Modest Mouse already wrote a song about you I don't know what more you want man
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Jul 3, 2015 19:18
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gnarlyhotep posted:Modest Mouse already wrote a song about you I don't know what more you want man
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Jul 4, 2015 00:28
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gnarlyhotep will you be doing anything like this again? got a few thread ideas up my sleeve
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Jul 4, 2015 02:45
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Jul 4, 2015 04:08
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Excellent job by the winners
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Jul 4, 2015 07:55
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remember that cool font
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Jul 4, 2015 13:56
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I need to know what the secret gift is it's killing me!
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Jul 4, 2015 14:31
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the secret gift is lowtax's location
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Jul 4, 2015 15:43
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the secret gift turned out to be inside us all along. it's the gift of shitposting
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Jul 4, 2015 15:47
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please share this gift, i can't find an appropriate thread to post the following image in
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Jul 4, 2015 18:36
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Fluo posted:gnarlyhotep will you be doing anything like this again? got a few thread ideas up my sleeve Yeah I'm doing one for this month
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Jul 5, 2015 03:31
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spud posted:I need to know what the secret gift is it's killing me! Same! As a side note: I hate to come across as one of those people but, man oh man, I really sure could've used a **trigger warning** before spotting that corn pic. This stuff, this drat stuff here... ..CORN, was the center of a most traumatic period of strife in my life. Corn, loving corn, brought about my undoing.. when I should have gotten away with it all, been home and hosed. loving corn. You see, one year, a while back, I did a bank job in New York and had to hide somewhere. That's when I stumbled across the flyer...  "SURE," I thought, "they'll never look for a high-class corporate criminal out West planting and picking corn!" My mind was made up; I hitched my way out to Idaho to secret myself into the corn pickin' game. Life was good for a few months, I even won "Best Corn Dog" at a local fair...  But things got decidedly uncomfortable when I'd become too familiar to the other pickers...  I realised I found myself plumb in the center of a corn porn racket. I tell you no lies here today, friends.. the corn porn industry is alive and well and it's an ugly beast once it takes hold of you...  http://i.imgur.com/zRKbwID.jpgSo, when you see brochures of the little lady riding her corn horn, you should know exactly what that's promoting...  Me? Well, like some drug addict always going for a bigger and better fix, I too was brought undone by greed. The NY cops caught up with me as I was out buying my latest corn horn for porn. Even though my pic was splayed all over the tv, and even brought up in Court, I'll put it in spoliers here 'coz someone is sure to recognise me, and some things are best just kept on the down low. Me, eager for action, discreetly taking home my prize corn horn... 
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Jul 5, 2015 10:27
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perfection
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Jul 5, 2015 10:29
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god lord above us
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Jul 5, 2015 10:52
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Listen Gunky, if you want to pleasure yourself with corn while thinking about Ralp, that's fine. But don't post about it here. Thanks.
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Jul 5, 2015 11:29
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Gnarly, I have a lot of little things on my mind. But Ralp's penis isn't one of them.
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Jul 5, 2015 14:50
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Jul 5, 2015 16:10
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Hopefully Gnarly's finished projecting and will now tell us what the "secret gift" prize is.
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Jul 5, 2015 16:18
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well I would like to thnk all my fans and say I am honored, I am glad the voting system works and this is truly a democracy, you posted in my last thread saying it is crap but the votes dont lie and my ingmar bergman at the strip club thread will be remembered by man and reflected on for a very long time, i will now think hard about which prize i want
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Jul 5, 2015 16:18
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Hooray! I choose Gnarly's special gift  .
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Jul 5, 2015 17:04
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