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Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

SaltLick posted:

I suck cock longer and better than anyone on the entirety of the something awful dot com forums

:yikes:

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Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

have you even seen jose altuve second baseman for the houston astros? he's a loving midget bro and he's so good at jumping and running they let him play

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





fyodor posted:

hey guess what baseball, basketball, football and hockey all rule you loving dipshit

This is true except baseball

Pinch Me Im Meming
Jun 26, 2005
I actually don't know the rules of baseball. I doubt that anyone know them actually. Not even the player? :iiam:

rich white faglord
May 13, 2015

by Ralp

gently caress you that's MY shtick

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



i like-a to watch-a the baseball

-a pretty loving greasy i-talian

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

social vegan posted:

i like-a to watch-a the baseball

-a pretty loving greasy i-talian

I've heard one say this before, social vegan isnt even joking

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

SaltLick posted:

This is true except baseball

im gonna cut your balls off with my bat

Who Is Paul Blart
Oct 22, 2010
Actually it's good

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

the best sport to watch in person is cyclocross its a huge party mostly with lots of cowbells and beer and also a bike race

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



mamma mia look at that grand-a SALAMI *luigi over here loving chomping on a stogie poking at the meat and cheese arrangement like some kinda animal*

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

gonna drop one in that blackhole outfield

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
im watching The Dodgers play RIGHT NOW at my desk, gently caress the man i am now a professional baseball watcher!

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

numberoneposter posted:

the best sport to watch in person is cyclocross its a huge party mostly with lots of cowbells and beer and also a bike race

gently caress YOU

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

gonna get one in the ol' five hole

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



the princess is in another castle??? WELL-A THATSA A-OK cuz the dodgers are right here nigga

-slimeball italy

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!
i like the red sox

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

gonna dust his chin with my balls

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

do they serve beer at wrestling that could be good too

AdolfHitler
Mar 21, 2009
i like to watch mma because even if the fight is boring you get to see some hot fag boy except heavy weight

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





soccer with vuvuzelas legit more entertaining than baseball

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


Cricket is way worse. It's like the slow parts of baseball, but all day for five days (except for tea breaks). My dad loves cricket, and the commentary can still put me to sleep in under ten minutes. I think it's some sort of Pavlovian response from childhood.

Renegret
May 26, 2007

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Cat Army Sworn Enemy
The only thing worse than baseball

is two baseballs

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

SaltLick posted:

soccer with vuvuzelas legit more entertaining than baseball

only if the vuvuzela is being played by your mom's rear end during every "injury" time out. which is every five seconds

Chairman Wao
Mar 5, 2013

go star
Baseball isn't hockey, thus its tied for last with every sport that isn't hockey.

100 HOGS AGREE
Oct 13, 2007
Grimey Drawer
a baseball bat is good as a weapon for thugs.

The modern day cudgel.

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



baseball's nice because i like smacking a homer with the only pigskin

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
baseball can be ok to watch if you know and like a team but there's so many regular season games people that try to watch a large percentage of them are somewhat insane i think. best way to watch a baseball game is DVR it for 45 minutes before you watch then skip all the downtime. or like someone else said, baseball can be good to listen to on the radio or have on in the background while you do other things.

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



unlike the oily pigskin of an itatliano

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

amityville anus posted:

Go and get drunk

Or I can save my self the overpriced cost of a stadium ticket and get drunk elsewhere

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Chairman Wao posted:

Baseball isn't hockey, thus its tied for last with every sport that isn't hockey.

Chi town or Tampa?

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

baseball is wrong

man with four balls can not walk

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





i nearly got into a fight with the entirety of whataburger at 2 AM because I said that their team (Rangers) would lose the world series a few years ago. It's okay though I'm an Astros "fan" so it can always be worse.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Volume posted:

Or I can save my self the overpriced cost of a stadium ticket and get drunk elsewhere

oh oh gently caress me $12?? How will I ever afford this??

ProperCauldron
Oct 11, 2004

nah chill
I wonder why whites only hockey is becoming more and more popular these days

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Nooner posted:

oh oh gently caress me $12?? How will I ever afford this??

Lol just because you can afford it doesn't mean you should spend it. But I wouldn't expect some one who enjoys baseball to have the mental faculties to understand the value of a dollar

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

numberoneposter posted:

baseball is wrong

man with four balls can not walk

not with that attitude

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Volume posted:

Or I can save my self the overpriced cost of a stadium ticket and get drunk elsewhere

homeless people literally go to ball games near me because you can get standing nose bleed tix for like $2 some days

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

thathonkey posted:

homeless people literally go to ball games near me because you can get standing nose bleed tix for like $2 some days

Baseball, so boring only the homeless go cause the have nothing better to do

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Nooner posted:

oh oh gently caress me $12?? How will I ever afford this??

Ticket 12$
Parking 20$ or mass transit in 15$
Food $$$
Booze $$$
and on and on.

Ask someone that takes his family to a game, wife and kids, how much a baseball game costs.

One human soul is the correct answer.

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