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George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





lmbo if you pay $12 for nosebleed baseball stadium tickets holy poo poo are you dumb

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Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

SaltLick posted:

lmbo if you pay $12 for nosebleed baseball stadium tickets holy poo poo are you dumb

There are a million and one ways to spend 12 and have way more fun than watching baseball

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
what else can you spend $12 on that provides 3 minutes of entertainment over the slow course of ~3 hours?

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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VendaGoat posted:

Parking 20$ or mass transit in 15$

metro rail to dodger stadium is free you dipshit

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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Volume posted:

There are a million and one ways to spend 12 and have way more fun than watching baseball

you sure do use a lot of words to say "im poor"

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

VendaGoat posted:

Ticket 12$
Parking 20$ or mass transit in 15$
Food $$$
Booze $$$
and on and on.

Ask someone that takes his family to a game, wife and kids, how much a baseball game costs.

One human soul is the correct answer.

okay tbf taking family would get expensive but like, last game i went to was more like

Ticket $12
Uber from Studio City to Dodger Stadium $19/3 passengers
Fifth of whisky $10
Showing up in bottom of 1st to see your team already down 8 runs Priceless

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Can one even consider baseball players athletes? They just stand in one spot all day waiting for balls. They're more like hookers.

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

VendaGoat posted:

Ticket 12$
Parking 20$ or mass transit in 15$
Food $$$
Booze $$$
and on and on.

Ask someone that takes his family to a game, wife and kids, how much a baseball game costs.

One human soul is the correct answer.

go to your AAA team's games. it owns and is cheap as gently caress :)

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
doing anything with a family compared to just by yourself is going to be way more expensive that is a bad argument tbf

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Volume posted:

Can one even consider baseball players athletes? They just stand in one spot all day waiting for balls. They're more like hookers.

Lol no



Atleast massive offensive line dudes hit someone and the occasional fat guy pass

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Volume posted:

Can one even consider baseball players athletes? They just stand in one spot all day waiting for balls. They're more like hookers.

only sport where you can constantly do chew and dip WHILE PLAYING

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





the only good thing related to baseball is Eastbound and Down

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

thathonkey posted:

only sport where you can constantly do chew and dip WHILE PLAYING

not in SF lmao what a lovely city, can literally walk around naked, but want to pack a lip in a baseball stadium -- nope!

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TDFJpRkARA

it's great because some of the stuff from that show is at least partially based on actual MLB players

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009

SaltLick posted:

Lol no



Atleast massive offensive line dudes hit someone and the occasional fat guy pass

I am ashamed as an American.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Helical Nightmares posted:

I am ashamed as an American.

we all are ashamed of you

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

VendaGoat posted:

Ticket 12$
Parking 20$ or mass transit in 15$
Food $$$
Booze $$$
and on and on.

Ask someone that takes his family to a game, wife and kids, how much a baseball game costs.

One human soul is the correct answer.

lol what garbage city do you live in where round trip on transit is $15

e: if you can't go 3 hours without a beer or figure out how to eat before the game you have bigger problems though

Cactus Ghost fucked around with this message at 23:07 on Jun 2, 2015

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
yeahf or real and i thought the mass transit in my city was bullshit. at least i can get to the game and back for $5 on it. that's about it though.

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

OMGVBFLOL posted:

lol what garbage city do you live in where round trip on transit is $15

e: if you can't go 3 hours without a beer or figure out how to eat before the game you have bigger problems though

The biggest problem is that they enjoy baseball

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

OMGVBFLOL posted:

e: if you can't go 3 hours without a beer or figure out how to eat before the game you have bigger problems though

being at a baseball game incidentally is the only time i can't go 3 hours without a beer :shrug:

Chairman Wao
Mar 5, 2013

go star

Nooner posted:

Chi town or Tampa?

Tampa. Want Morrow to get a Cup.

Manifest
Jul 7, 2007

HELLO THERE I COME FROM THE FUTURE

Nooner posted:

okay tbf taking family would get expensive but like, last game i went to was more like

Ticket $12
Uber from Studio City to Dodger Stadium $19/3 passengers
Fifth of whisky $10
Showing up in bottom of 1st to see your team already down 8 runs Priceless

Look at this fuckhole, showing up late to games.

Mr. Unlucky
Nov 1, 2006

by R. Guyovich
every sport is loving dumb to watch or play

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Manifest posted:

Look at this fuckhole, showing up late to games.

The best way to show up to a baseball game is to not go at all

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

if you must

Chairman Wao
Mar 5, 2013

go star

Volume posted:

The best way to show up to a baseball game is to not go at all

I see someone is also a big fan of the movie Wargames!!!!!

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
here's a head scratcher: is there a sport goons actually do like?

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
I like watching it on TV with a drink but going to games... nah.

Nicomo
Jan 22, 2015

gigawhite posted:

I love watching basketball *watches a man fall down and grasp at his knee for 35 seconds while screaming in agony*

I love watching football *watches some guy get hit in the head so hard he falls down and doesn't get back up for 35 seconds while everyone stands around him trying to understand concepts like 'man got hurt' and 'man fall down'*

I love watching hockey *watches every player take turns seeing who can become the most injured by running into things on ridiculous slippery shoes while swinging sticks around*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iO5-ic0Ug4

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

thathonkey posted:

here's a head scratcher: is there a sport goons actually do like?
hockey

everyone loves hockey

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Manifest posted:

Look at this fuckhole, showing up late to games.

I know, we spent too much time bullshitting and getting drunk instead of calling the uber like smart people

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

thathonkey posted:

here's a head scratcher: is there a sport goons actually do like?

DotA II

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
sorry i should have clarified - an athletic sport

Manifest
Jul 7, 2007

HELLO THERE I COME FROM THE FUTURE

Nooner posted:

I know, we spent too much time bullshitting and getting drunk instead of calling the uber like smart people

There's a bus that goes to Dodger Stadium from Union Station that's free as long as you have a ticket to the game.
Do that and save yourself the ride money!

hi5 LA goon. My next game is probably going to be July 11th.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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the other day some lily white guy in his 50s was like boo hoo i like the angels because dodgers fans are (he paused here) "so mean."

i think he meant mexican. they are so mexican.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Volume posted:

The best way to show up to a baseball game is to not go at all

numberoneposter posted:

hockey

everyone loves hockey

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Manifest posted:

There's a bus that goes to Dodger Stadium from Union Station that's free as long as you have a ticket to the game.
Do that and save yourself the ride money!

hi5 LA goon. My next game is probably going to be July 11th.

pfft yeah fat lot of good union station bus does us when we are in the Valley! It ended up being like $12 round trip for the uber since there was 3 of us which owns, cant hate on that!

fyodor posted:

the other day some lily white guy in his 50s was like boo hoo i like the angels because dodgers fans are (he paused here) "so mean."

i think he meant mexican. they are so mexican.

lol at fans of the Orange County Angels they can gently caress right off

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)


looks like someone fell prey to the infield pie rule

Vhak lord of hate
Jun 6, 2008

I AM DRINK THE BLOOD OF JESUS
i went to a giants game and some guy next to me was screaming insults at mike trout literally the entire game and it was more fun and exciting than anything happening on the field.

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thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
i went to a red sox game in boston one time and the fans were by far the best part.

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