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Attach a fan to your rear end to convert your farts into electricity.
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gently caress poo poo up and charge people for it
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Jun 4, 2015 18:36
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Cut your chauffeur's hours by driving yourself on the weekend. It's fun and exciting.
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Jun 4, 2015 18:40
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Cut the crap and start making real money
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Jun 4, 2015 18:41
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Instead of relying on a decadent and failing capitalist system, work the land and grow your own food.
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Jun 4, 2015 18:42
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Statistics show that taller people make more money. Consider surgery to make yourself taller.
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Jun 4, 2015 19:28
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Defraud the government.
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Jun 4, 2015 19:34
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When you transform into your vehicle mode, consider becoming a hybrid to save money on gas.
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Jun 4, 2015 19:40
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My sister makes tons of money working from home. She has tons a clients coming and going all day long - and she always has money for new outfits that she likes to show off to people by standing out on the sidewalk at night...
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Jun 4, 2015 19:55
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If you have a back yard consider buying some chickens. They'll delight you with their antics, eat bugs and provide fresh eggs 
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Jun 4, 2015 19:56
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Sell all your stuff on Craigslist at "10% OFF!", but mark everything up 10% first.
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Jun 4, 2015 20:00
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Get a job at a hospice, then steal all your patients' painkillers and sell them.
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Jun 4, 2015 20:02
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Instead of sleeping in a bed, consider sleeping in a nighttime security shed that somebody is paying you to watch
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Jun 4, 2015 20:55
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The letter keys on your keyboard are the most commonly used, save wear and tear on them/ buy less keyboards by correcting typos by copy/pasting the correct letter from elsewhere.
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Jun 4, 2015 20:57
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teleolurian posted:Instead of sleeping in a bed, consider sleeping in a nighttime security shed that somebody is paying you to watch this is the money SAVING tips thread not money MAKING tips. Please refrain from trolling in the future
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Jun 4, 2015 20:58
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Vin BioEthanol posted:The letter keys on your keyboard are the most commonly used, save wear and tear on them/ buy less keyboards by correcting typos by copy/pasting the correct letter from elsewhere. save even more money by not correcting your tapos
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Jun 4, 2015 20:58
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Why wear underwear or socks if they're just under your other clothes, you can probably get by with just a shirt and a pair of shorts and shoes (or a skirt if you're a lady)
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Jun 4, 2015 20:59
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if you cant afford to take care of your babies you can drown them!
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Jun 4, 2015 21:51
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If you become the Pope they will give you free and very swanky room and board PLUS a cool car and chauffeur. I think you also get free food and a big TV.
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Jun 4, 2015 21:52
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go on benefits
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Jun 4, 2015 22:08
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cut the limbs off of albinos and grind them into a paste to make a great and cheap lubricating oil
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Jun 4, 2015 22:28
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ritually rape and murder your children to rid yourself of aids and other diseases to free yourself from expensive doctor's bills!
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Jun 4, 2015 22:29
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hang skulls and corpses and other trappings of the dead around your room to call upon the spirits of the damned, convince the spirits to remove the clogs from your septic system to reduce plumbing costs
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Jun 4, 2015 22:30
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flay the flesh from the living and use the flesh to make a cheap durable and fashionable cloak
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Jun 4, 2015 22:30
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Mad Monk posted:Steal your creepy friend's emeralds.
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Jun 4, 2015 22:37
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The mcdonald's equivalent of a five guys burger is called a mcdouble and costs a thrifty $1.49
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Jun 4, 2015 23:16
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instead of paying people to have sex with you, convince them to pay you.
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Jun 4, 2015 23:24
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you can save ten bucks by posting in the SA reddit, instead of here
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Jun 4, 2015 23:42
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I read that if you get caught committing certain crimes they give you free room and board and three square meals a day.
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Jun 4, 2015 23:46
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kill you're family three hots and a cot, not bad
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Jun 4, 2015 23:47
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Sephiroth_IRA posted:Always pee in the sink to save water. cut out the middleman and pee in the pirate
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Jun 5, 2015 00:35
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kill yourself
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Jun 5, 2015 00:37
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Chinatown posted:kill yourself kill everyone else
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Jun 5, 2015 04:03
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Tashan Dorrsett posted:only shop at gas stations with over $1.00 in the take-a-penny-leave-a-penny tray Whenever I go to my local GhandiMart brand Petrol Bazaar,™ I intentionally pump 20 or 30 cents over the whole dollar mark, then walk inside and give them dollar bills that cover the dollars, but not the additional cents. If they give me poo poo about it, I push their leave-a-penny container across the counter at them. It's fun being an rear end in a top hat.
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Jun 5, 2015 04:15
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save toilet paper by wiping your rear end on the towels
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Jun 5, 2015 04:18
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fakeaccount posted:save toilet paper by wiping your rear end on the towels Save towels by wiping your rear end on the door of the stall.
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Jun 5, 2015 04:19
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gannyGrabber posted:Save towels by wiping your rear end on the door of the stall. Geez, do I _really_ have to turn over the stones for you people?
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Jun 5, 2015 04:57
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nnnotime posted:Just don't wipe your rear end at all! Not wiping your rear end increases costs when you lose your job for being a stink rear end
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Jun 5, 2015 04:59
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gannyGrabber posted:Not wiping your rear end increases costs when you lose your job for being a stink rear end 
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put stuff on the shelf under the cart and its free if you accidentally forget about it at checkout
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