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Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Whatever happened to Lexan?

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Puppy Galaxy
Aug 1, 2004

Let's please be nice about Uli and enjoy posts from INRI.

cheese sandwich
Feb 9, 2009

uli is the grrm of video games that nobody will play

Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

It's like this, Peanut

no visit to the magic of masaokis is complete without reading his amazing short story archive featuring incest, incest, incest and global democrat conspiracies

http://masaohf.atspace.com/ :nws:

quote:

“Heh. What do you say about… THIS?” Al Gore takes off his robe, and… no, it
can’t be. A woman? And that veil on his head… Al Gore was muslim woman all
along! A faint blue smoke emanates from his body.
“Noooooooooo!” Scalia screams as Al Gore and Hillary Clinton begin having
Democrat Muslim Gay Sex to counter the Republican Christian Straight Sex.

A CRAB IRL
May 6, 2009

If you're looking for me, you better check under the sea

Uli estimates his parallax scroll simulator will be finished in literally 10 yrs

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
i'll be impressed if he lives another 10 years tbh

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Puppy Galaxy posted:

Let's please be nice about Uli and enjoy posts from INRI.

Poise
Jul 28, 2006
uli owns

moron izzard
Nov 17, 2006

Grimey Drawer

I.N.R.I posted:

Can't believe this retarded guy is cutting his pizza into perfect squares. We should go to where he lives since we already know his address and then kill him

inri has arisen once again to fulfill his prophecy

BobFossil
Jun 17, 2005

Note to self: I hate whites.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pd0z4wWWLes

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012


Thanks, you made me laugh out loud

Puppy Galaxy
Aug 1, 2004

Update: Uli will no longer post on Facebook until they fix a specific bug.

roffels
Jul 27, 2004

Yo Taxi!

What happens when none of the internet meets Uli's needs?

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

roffels posted:

What happens when none of the internet meets Uli's needs?

He will create a new and better internet with unlimited speed.

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost

:mmmhmm:

cheese sandwich
Feb 9, 2009

Puppy Galaxy posted:

Update: Uli will no longer post on Facebook until they fix a specific bug.

is it because it told him he had friends

Plastic Megaphone
Aug 11, 2007
No more credit from the liquor store.
On the plus side, it looks like his sister is once again gainfully employed: http://ebonsage.com/index.html

Yes, if you need a website designed to look like it came straight out of the Internet Wayback Machine circa 1998, Kahy, AKA Selena I.R. Drake, AKA Kaekilia LeoLynn has got the unique skill set to make your tattoo parlor/rural car club newsletter the talk of the cybernet!

e: And at the low, low rate of $50 per hour plus 50% of the total project costs to be paid upfront, how can you afford not to hire her?!

Plastic Megaphone fucked around with this message at 01:04 on Jun 14, 2015

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

Plastic Megaphone posted:

On the plus side, it looks like his sister is once again gainfully employed: http://ebonsage.com/index.html

Yes, if you need a website designed to look like it came straight out of the Internet Wayback Machine circa 1998, Kahy, AKA Selena I.R. Drake, AKA Kaekilia LeoLynn has got the unique skill set to make your tattoo parlor/rural car club newsletter the talk of the cybernet!

e: And at the low, low rate of $50 per hour plus 50% of the total project costs to be paid upfront, how can you afford not to hire her?!

She must not have heard the golden age of web site creation was over 15 years ago

AnxietyMan1488
Apr 6, 2015

by Cowcaster

Plastic Megaphone posted:

On the plus side, it looks like his sister is once again gainfully employed: http://ebonsage.com/index.html

Yes, if you need a website designed to look like it came straight out of the Internet Wayback Machine circa 1998, Kahy, AKA Selena I.R. Drake, AKA Kaekilia LeoLynn has got the unique skill set to make your tattoo parlor/rural car club newsletter the talk of the cybernet!

e: And at the low, low rate of $50 per hour plus 50% of the total project costs to be paid upfront, how can you afford not to hire her?!

please stop you weirdo

Puppy Galaxy
Aug 1, 2004

Please do not post about members of Uli's family

Butt Wizard
Nov 3, 2005

It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.

AnxietyMan1488 posted:

please stop you weirdo

Puppy Galaxy posted:

Please do not post about members of Uli's family

Two good posts.

Flo Cytometer
Apr 20, 2015

by Ralp
Plastic Megaphone is the new CRUMBOLOLOLOOLLIGIST?

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Is his dog still alive?

moron izzard
Nov 17, 2006

Grimey Drawer
that new platform masters video. skip to 4:20.

carnivalesta has gone off the fuckin rails

moron izzard
Nov 17, 2006

Grimey Drawer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Y6T17UgubM

Jimbo Jaggins
Jul 19, 2013

A Yolo Wizard posted:

that new platform masters video. skip to 4:20.

carnivalesta has gone off the fuckin rails

what new platform masters video

Dr. Quarex
Apr 18, 2003

I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

TOVA TOVA TOVA

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Is his dog still alive?
Filthshit was shipped back to Minot to die at his parents' house, and the new disgusting grime dog is doing great

moron izzard
Nov 17, 2006

Grimey Drawer

Jimbo Jaggins posted:

what new platform masters video

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2tjry8_platform-masters-development-june-11-2015-trees-in-worlds-5-7-8-and-9_creation

Hexel
Nov 18, 2011





This is like a metaphor for my life :smith:

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Quarex posted:

Filthshit was shipped back to Minot to die at his parents' house, and the new disgusting grime dog is doing great

Glad to hear all parties involved are doing great. Hopefully the new one won't preform strange rituals.

Dr. Quarex
Apr 18, 2003

I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

TOVA TOVA TOVA
ahahahhahahaha

"I should hide the roller-coaster tracks so you can get a much better view of the trees."

oh he was not kidding, then two seconds later he shows a shot of the carnival without all those pesky roller coasters blocking the view of the real attraction: some far-away trees.

Those backgrounds are amazing though. He is almost at the level where I would pay for them as a screensaver in 1994.

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Glad to hear all parties involved are doing great. Hopefully the new one won't preform strange rituals.
"Once again, the new dog is engaged in his bizarre ritual of 'barking.'"

Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

It's like this, Peanut

Puppy Galaxy posted:

Update: Uli will no longer post on Facebook until they fix a specific bug.

uli if you want all instances of the forbidden word to be replaced with puh you gotta do that client-side

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Where is Minimalist Program.

Necros
Jul 23, 2003

this stuffgot really hosed up when people started sending him naked pictures of his sister like his life wasnt already torment enough

ashgromnies
Jun 19, 2004
i think I.N.R.I. needs to answer for Ty Peppar

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
where is that goon who met him for pizza or whatever at ihop and then scurried back to gbs to talk about how much of a racist ulis grandmother was that was cool and fun to read

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Chinaman7000 posted:

That gif of him running is a national treasure.

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
our actually national tresures are being devalued by goons declaring somemany mundane things treasures.nation treasures

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

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AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf
That carnival world looks like my personal hell. Blaring rides and nothing but deep fried poo poo food as far as the eye can see.

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