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Sitting at a local restaurant, eating my dinner. A couple tables over, is my unplanned entertainment: "so how many dudes have you slept with" "you know who gives the best head? cougars."
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"i cut disrespectful people out of my life." (a minute later) "my mom was in the hotel room making noise, i told her to shut the gently caress up but she didn't, so I left" I have found the ur-bro. he lives.
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Jun 4, 2015 04:16
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sneak a piccy
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Jun 4, 2015 04:17
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A cougars mouth is full of razor sharp neck-openers, I very seriously doubt they give the best head
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Jun 4, 2015 04:17
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"I was part of the Gay-Straight Alliance in high school. this is my friend, i went to pride with him. We're not having sex." loving lmao
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Jun 4, 2015 04:17
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how is his date responding to it??
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Jun 4, 2015 04:19
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buy him an account
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Jun 4, 2015 04:19
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"All the sluts hang out at ______ bar back home in Antioch" of course this horses rear end is a tourist
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Jun 4, 2015 04:19
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Lutha Mahtin posted:how is his date responding to it?? she just asked with a pleading, desperate tone for her food to be boxed up lol
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Jun 4, 2015 04:21
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lol antioch wow
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Jun 4, 2015 04:21
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i was at a chinese buffet once and there was a first date happening. a fat man in a stained shirt was gesticulating too much and using the silverware as props in his stories. (i was there with my long term gf at the time, so we went home and had boring sex after netflix)
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Jun 4, 2015 04:21
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why are you eating alone in a restaurant op
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Jun 4, 2015 04:21
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he's not alone he's near people that he's spying on
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Jun 4, 2015 04:22
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mdm posted:why are you eating alone in a restaurant op We're there with him. In spirit.
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Jun 4, 2015 04:23
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mdm posted:why are you eating alone in a restaurant op Op is a girl thanks One that gets angry over raid times scheduled for a est guild on a private wow server
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Jun 4, 2015 04:24
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crop dust their table
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Jun 4, 2015 04:24
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mdm posted:why are you eating alone in a restaurant op i was hungry and lazy and felt like indulging both vices at once
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Jun 4, 2015 04:24
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mdm posted:why are you eating alone in a restaurant op
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Jun 4, 2015 04:24
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there is nothing wrong with this and there is nothing wrong with going to see a movie by yourself
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Jun 4, 2015 04:25
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Stop eavesdropping on my date op
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Jun 4, 2015 04:25
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wheres antioch sounds like a cool place
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Jun 4, 2015 04:26
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drop some sick negs and go home with his date
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Jun 4, 2015 04:26
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Coolie Ghost posted:there is nothing wrong with this and there is nothing wrong with going to see a movie by yourself eating out by yourself is acceptable if it's like a lunch break or you're traveling or something
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Jun 4, 2015 04:26
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see if you can get in there and cuck her  before he leaves you better go over and snap his pic, maybe have sex with him
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Jun 4, 2015 04:28
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I think you should alpha male your way out of this one OP. Even though you're not technically involved... slap and cup their butt, make out eagerly. Whisper, "You would look great cut up in my freezer" in their ear to turn them the gently caress on. Proceed home to deliberately gently caress butt.
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Jun 4, 2015 04:28
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"what're you thinking about?" "..." "What's wrong?" "...nothing" "Arrghh I talked too much again didn't I?" lool
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Jun 4, 2015 04:28
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Aesop Poprock posted:eating out by yourself is acceptable if it's like a lunch break or you're traveling or something what so i cant just go to a place that i like i don't have anyone to go with? 
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Jun 4, 2015 04:28
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i had a first date where she wouldn't talk to me about anything and was texting some dude in the army the whole time so i just told her i was bored and left
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Jun 4, 2015 04:29
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"babe i know you've had a rough night listening to this guy. but if you come home with me, i'll gently caress you all night with my beautiful dick and not say a single word."
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Jun 4, 2015 04:29
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Coolie Ghost posted:there is nothing wrong with this and there is nothing wrong with going to see a movie by yourself uhhh yes there is the type of person who is at a movie by themselves has more than likely just murdered someone and is there to hide or reflect or something youd know that if you watched movies
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Jun 4, 2015 04:30
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make a fart near them!!! hahgaha!!
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Jun 4, 2015 04:31
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Cool NIN Shirt posted:sneak a piccy nah. eating out alone and eavesdropping on strangers is creepy enough, i draw the line at creepshotting people in a cafe also I finished my food and left already. it was a good story while it lasted Cactus Ghost fucked around with this message at 04:39 on Jun 4, 2015 |
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Jun 4, 2015 04:32
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also u posted about it
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Jun 4, 2015 04:33
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what did you eat
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Jun 4, 2015 04:34
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I try to see a movie every weekend, usually by myself because I catch the early showings. Only $5.50 if you go before 4 
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Jun 4, 2015 04:35
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Good find op. I like yr av. Heh. Santa
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Jun 4, 2015 04:41
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OMGVBFLOL posted:"what're you thinking about?" Gamechanger
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Jun 4, 2015 04:46
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OMGVBFLOL posted:"I was part of the Gay-Straight Alliance in high school. this is my friend, i went to pride with him. We're not having sex." ahahaha
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Jun 4, 2015 04:54
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The bro actually liked her lol
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Jun 4, 2015 06:56
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Do you think he is gonna score?
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