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ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
very rude of you to post transcripts of my dates, OP

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A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

Nooner posted:

Do you think he is gonna score?

I hope he scores

Vorik
Mar 27, 2014

this happened

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

Vorik posted:

this happened

samer

porkchop_express
May 27, 2004
any roofies involved tia

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teleolurian
Jan 6, 2015

Listening to other people make fools of themselves is easily the best part of any date.

Once my wife and I decided to take a two-part cooking class together and the second time this guy who wasn't in the first class proceeded to royally screw up our team souffle while telling us about how he invented indian food in mexico. As in, he was apparently in a hotel in Mexico eating dinner, asked if he could go into the kitchen, and was the first person in the world to invent putting eggplant in curry. The chef totally nearly fellated him when he saw what was being made :smug: but our hero magic genie protagonist just let them get away with putting it on their mexican menu and then came to save us poor souls in cooking class by literally opening the oven to check on souffles EVERY FIVE MINUTES while the rest of our team cried in the massive embarrassment we felt for him.

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