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i have a heart, and a butt, and when you poke me i am mildly annoyed when can we be friends? it is lonely on this desolate earth, in this strange dream called life will you or i ever meet again after we have parted? what a tremendous chance this is, mortality i was watching a bird yesterday and thought, what is that bird... huh well anyways guys, keep it "fun", take care of yourselves, brush your teeth and floss i gotta get a blood test tomorrow nad i don't like needles :/
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Tell me more about this butt you have.
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Jun 4, 2015 06:32
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i'm a human being!
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Jun 4, 2015 06:33
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Going to need to see that long form birth certificate OP
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Jun 4, 2015 06:35
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nomadologique posted:i have a heart, and a butt, and when you poke me i am mildly annoyed same for all of this. dude gets it
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Jun 4, 2015 06:36
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Dza posted:Tell me more about this butt you have. some people have told me it is afairly nice butt i mystl enjoy it i must admit you can touch it but you must be gentle friendly and supportive anyway there ismore to life than butts but not that much more
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Jun 4, 2015 06:58
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I'm a person too OP lets be friends (:
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Jun 4, 2015 06:59
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inanimate carbon rod here
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Jun 4, 2015 07:10
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nomadologique posted:i have a heart, and a butt, and when you poke me i am mildly annoyed stop doing heroin
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Jun 4, 2015 07:11
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nomadologique posted:i have a heart, and a butt, and when you poke me i am mildly annoyed https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUBnxqEVKlk
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Jun 4, 2015 07:14
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poor poor pitiful me
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Jun 4, 2015 07:15
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqg7Ow4SNk8
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Jun 4, 2015 07:16
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do a sex on me
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Jun 4, 2015 07:34
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not even steven you're balls are uneven!
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Jun 4, 2015 07:37
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I am not a number, I am a free man
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Jun 4, 2015 07:48
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i too am a person with HEART and BUTT and would like to be treated as any human being, because i am one, when i am posting.
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Jun 4, 2015 07:51
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I wanna gently caress you up the rear end 
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Jun 4, 2015 07:58
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theres a butt where my heart should be
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Jun 4, 2015 08:36
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I am Labrador doge.
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Jun 4, 2015 10:34
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I just threw up and am eating it.
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Jun 4, 2015 10:36
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Is great to be Labrador doge
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Jun 4, 2015 10:36
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You say black, I say white. You say bark, I say bite. You say shark, I say hey man Jaws was never my scene. Oh, and I don't like Star Wars
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Jun 4, 2015 10:38
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What a deep yet shallow thread op the dichotomy the duality yin yang big wang
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Jun 4, 2015 16:44
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nomadologique posted:i have a heart, and a butt, and when you poke me i am mildly annoyed You're going to get AIDS
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Jun 4, 2015 16:44
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I am a spudfolk
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Jun 4, 2015 16:46
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Dza posted:Tell me more about this butt you have. gay
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Jun 4, 2015 16:48
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I hoipe the test comes back negative, friend. Love you.
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Jun 4, 2015 16:49
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I am a meat popsicle
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Jun 4, 2015 16:54
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i am a random colleciton of semi sentient farts
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Jun 4, 2015 16:59
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you: tall, effiminate, dogfucker me: just crawlin with aids, trying to hike a football
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nomadologique posted:i have a heart, and a butt, and when you poke me i am mildly annoyed Are you more or less annoyed when somebody pokes your heart or butt asking for a friend
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vyst posted:I am a meat popsicle
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nomadologique posted:i was watching a bird yesterday and thought, what is that bird... Was it a Bluebird? There is a bluebird in my heart.
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this is p cool thansk
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joat mon posted:Was it a Bluebird? have you ever read maeterlinck's Bluebird? me neither but i've heard it's pretty cool i was just kinda lazy at that point in college honestly it's always haunted me a little what kind of strange only mildly dark secrets and not that heavy stones do you carry around with you like this? this is what makes us us
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Jun 5, 2015 01:08
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I am a collection of atoms, pretending it knows what's going on.
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Jun 5, 2015 01:11
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i am a rock
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genesplicer posted:I am a collection of atoms, pretending it knows what's going on. my friend views the world this way he is all like "yeah just kill people whatever it's all just atoms" and i'm like "omg no"
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Jun 5, 2015 01:18
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by far the most disturbing part of this video is that the subtitles do NOT sync with the audio
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krampster2 posted:my friend views the world this way he is all like "yeah just kill people whatever it's all just atoms" and i'm like "omg no" your friend needs jesus
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