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Aumanor
Nov 9, 2012
So, what's that make? Twelve, fifteen counts of self-defense with an automatic weapon? I'm losing count and I don't think the courts are gonna buy that anymore.

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Aumanor
Nov 9, 2012

Speedball posted:

Ahahahaaha, that's one of my favorite Freeman's Mind quotes. Yeah, once he starts fighting human soldiers he starts running out of plausible excuses other than "these guys are idiots who don't know what the gently caress a "civilian" is!"

That is a pretty great running joke, and the final iteration is even more suited to the present situation:

Freeman's Mind Ep. 22 posted:

Man, if I get indicted once I leave here, this is getting harder and harder to explain. I don't think anyone's gonna buy a few dozen counts of self-defense with a submachine gun. I think there's kind of an unspoken rule in our society that if this many people are trying to kill you, you're supposed to be dead. I need to talk to an attorney. Maybe there's some sort of Rambo clause.

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