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The truth of the matter is that long hair’s almost universally attractive to men, when they’re actually speaking honestly (without trying to appease women in the room). Furthermore, it’s a symbol of youth, femininity, and health. Why can’t old women grow long hair? Because it’s an ephemeral trait of your fertile years. Women instinctively know this, which is why every American girl who cuts, and keeps, her hair short often does it for ulterior reasons. Short hair is a political statement. And, invariably, a girl who has gone through with a short cut—and is pleased with the changes in her reception—is damaged in some significant way. Short hair is a near-guarantee that a girl will be more abrasive, more masculine, and more deranged. I’d developed that belief on years of platonic interactions alone. The bitchiest work colleagues, the most difficult cashier, the most confrontational, aggressive cunts in bars have all shared one trait—short-rear end hair. But it wasn’t until I decided to make exceptions to my no-dating-short-haired-girls rule that I proved this beyond any doubt. The first pixie-cut girl I went out with—who was otherwise attractive—harbored twisted rape fantasies that actually concerned me that I was being entrapped. She cavalierly talked about filthy sex, throwing around the word “pussy” and “cock” even when our clothes were on. When—during a rather vanilla conversation about men and women—I made some tame remarks about what men find attractive in women, she broke down into inconsolable bawling and, literally, ran out of the bar we were in. It made about as much sense as crying if I’d just told you tomorrow was Saturday.
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The Sphinxster posted:The truth of the matter is that long hair’s almost universally attractive to men, when they’re actually speaking honestly (without trying to appease women in the room). Furthermore, it’s a symbol of youth, femininity, and health. Why can’t old women grow long hair? Because it’s an ephemeral trait of your fertile years. Women instinctively know this, which is why every American girl who cuts, and keeps, her hair short often does it for ulterior reasons. Short hair is a political statement. And, invariably, a girl who has gone through with a short cut—and is pleased with the changes in her reception—is damaged in some significant way. Short hair is a near-guarantee that a girl will be more abrasive, more masculine, and more deranged. And gently caress those cancer having bitches!!
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# ? Jun 4, 2015 16:09 |
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Is preference for women with long hair a cultural thing ? Seems like almost every human society had women with long hair
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# ? Jun 4, 2015 16:10 |
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Mad Monk posted:And gently caress those cancer having bitches!! Be fair, people undergoing chemotherapy usually aren't at their most attractive even without the hair loss
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# ? Jun 4, 2015 16:11 |
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The Sphinxster posted:She cavalierly talked about filthy sex, throwing around the word “pussy” and “cock” even when our clothes were on.
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# ? Jun 4, 2015 16:11 |
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short hair can look real good
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# ? Jun 4, 2015 16:12 |
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Knight posted:LOL, I missed that the first time. Principal Skinner's having a hard time dating I think old women can grow long hair too. This thing stinks to high heaven.
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# ? Jun 4, 2015 16:20 |
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DonJNavarro posted:Conversely, men with long hair or long beards are damaged
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# ? Jun 4, 2015 16:24 |
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What if she wears a wig and it's long but underneath it's short hair -- what then???
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# ? Jun 4, 2015 16:26 |
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I.C. posted:What if she wears a wig and it's long but underneath it's short hair -- what then??? but underneath that is a skeleton hosed up when you think about it
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# ? Jun 4, 2015 16:28 |
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posting a pic of ted nugent proves his point
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# ? Jun 4, 2015 16:29 |
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I.C. posted:What if she wears a wig and it's long but underneath it's short hair -- what then??? This is really messing with my head.
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# ? Jun 4, 2015 16:31 |
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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:but underneath that is a skeleton looking back now, all my ex-girlfriends had skeletons maybe that's why it all went wrong? idk
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# ? Jun 4, 2015 16:35 |
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gently caress these short haired gay cancer line dancing girls.
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# ? Jun 4, 2015 16:40 |
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Mad Monk posted:gently caress these short haired gay cancer line dancing girls.
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# ? Jun 4, 2015 16:41 |
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The ideal woman is one of those tumors that have hair and teeth.
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# ? Jun 4, 2015 16:42 |
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Beige posted:The TV reporter from turtles? Yes.
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# ? Jun 4, 2015 16:48 |
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so the conversation waned and completely of its own accord drifted onto my own prejudices, about which I delivered the most spectacular put-down. devastated, the woman conceded to my preconceptions
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# ? Jun 4, 2015 16:50 |
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im actually fairly certain that anybody who extremely over analyzes hair length on women is actually a wannabe rapist
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# ? Jun 4, 2015 16:53 |
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2/10 would not smang
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# ? Jun 4, 2015 16:56 |
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I.C. posted:The ideal woman is one of those tumors that have hair and teeth. I guess it's my beard that makes me wrongly think that is gross. Beige posted:so the conversation waned and completely of its own accord drifted onto my own prejudices, about which I delivered the most spectacular put-down. devastated, the woman conceded to my preconceptions
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# ? Jun 4, 2015 16:56 |
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Long hair looks real pretty on women I think but pretty women are usually still really pretty even with short hair
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# ? Jun 4, 2015 16:58 |
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so damaged, so unattractive
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# ? Jun 4, 2015 17:00 |
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tv is proof long hair is better. chicks that start out with short hair inevitably end up with long hair as the show progresses
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# ? Jun 4, 2015 17:03 |
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Homeboy writes fantasy stories where he's the cool smart voice of reason and even in his own fantasy he's a shrimpdick cuck bitch.
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# ? Jun 4, 2015 17:06 |
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The Sphinxster posted:I guess it's my beard that makes me wrongly think that is gross. Look at any "desirable" woman throughout history and what do they have in common? Long teeth, patches of hair, skin encasing a gelatinous sac of organs. Sorry you have been brainwashed by the feminist agenda.
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# ? Jun 4, 2015 17:08 |
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Xaris posted:tv is proof long hair is better. chicks that start out with short hair inevitably end up with long hair as the show progresses Remember when everyone flipped out when Felicity cut her hair?
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# ? Jun 4, 2015 17:10 |
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Decebal posted:Is preference for women with long hair a cultural thing ? Seems like almost every human society had women with long hair Before King Chulalonkorn's time (~1900) Thai women wore their hair cropped short, the same as the men.
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# ? Jun 4, 2015 17:10 |
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ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:
She did look better with long hair tho
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# ? Jun 4, 2015 17:10 |
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I.C. posted:Remember when everyone flipped out when Felicity cut her hair? lol really? i don't remember her having short hair at any point but i have poo poo memory. she's loving hot though no matter if she went bald
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# ? Jun 4, 2015 17:11 |
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Xaris posted:
and yet they almost all look better with short hair
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# ? Jun 4, 2015 17:12 |
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Xaris posted:lol really? i don't remember her having short hair at any point but i have poo poo memory. she's loving hot though no matter if she went bald Maybe we're talking about a different Felicity. I mean the girl who played Felicity on the show called…Felicity. It was a scandal because she hadn't told the producers she was gonna do it, and then she did, and then they had it written into the show. And have you seen her in anything lately????
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# ? Jun 4, 2015 17:24 |
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boys with long hair look grosser unless theyre really really buff in which case it kind of works but skinny or fat nerds with long hair is just the worst thing
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# ? Jun 4, 2015 17:28 |
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i like women with man buns
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# ? Jun 4, 2015 17:28 |
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and sweaty dad bods
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# ? Jun 4, 2015 17:28 |
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oh, i was thinking of felicity smoak from arrow
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# ? Jun 4, 2015 17:29 |
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Zzulu posted:boys with long hair look grosser what about the dude from sleepy hollow
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# ? Jun 4, 2015 17:29 |
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Xaris posted:what about the dude from sleepy hollow he's really handsome and those people (the handsomes) abide by no normal rules as they can get away with any look
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# ? Jun 4, 2015 17:32 |
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the only girls who can pull it off well are skinny ones with super angular faces and even then, keira knightley is like 10x hotter with long hair.
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# ? Jun 4, 2015 17:32 |
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ahhh it's a beautiful world in which even sexist weirdos with the mind of a 10-year old (that is also a lovely 10 year old) have a stump from which to yell their dumb poo poo lol a beautiful world
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