Decebal posted:

That bathing suit is the bigger crime

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someone from Indian-subcontinent extraction

Toriori posted:

Last time I got all my hair cut off I had four women I have never met before ask if my husband was okay with it/if I told him and I was like please get out of my space immediately. I think I'll get a long Mohawk tomorrow

Snatch Duster posted:

Its the bathing suit of damaged women.

Toriori posted:

Last time I got all my hair cut off I had four women I have never met before ask if my husband was okay with it/if I told him and I was like please get out of my space immediately. I think I'll get a long Mohawk tomorrow

YeahTubaMike posted:

i knew a self-proclaimed sapiosexual who dumped his girlfriend for cutting his hair, told her during their breakup conversation that he was never sexually attracted to her during their 6+ month relationship but that her new haircut made it even worse, and then was honestly perplexed when she became upset with him

YeahTubaMike posted:

saying you're only sexually attracted to intelligence and then dumping your girlfriend for cutting her hair doesn't seem particularly honest to me

YeahTubaMike posted:

i knew a self-proclaimed sapiosexual who dumped his girlfriend for cutting HER hair, told her during their breakup conversation that he was never sexually attracted to her during their 6+ month relationship but that her new haircut made it even worse, and then was honestly perplexed when she became upset with him

clarity edit

Snatch Duster posted:

he was honest in the end, thats what counts.

Do it ironically posted:

YeahTubaMike posted:

i guess. that lady dodged a bullet.

Sheep-Goats posted:

Moridin920 posted:

worked with a girl that had short hair

she was super hot and nice and not damaged.

Snatch Duster posted:

The Something Awful Forums > Post Your Favorite (or Request) › shit_that_didnt_happen.txt: I cranked my rear end in a top hat to 11

Snatch Duster posted:

Daddy issues (dating a man 2.5 times her age), skin cancer, histrionic

Pen Expers posted:

Is this site for real or an elaborate joke on MRA idiots?

8 things we can learn from Patrick Bateman

Poe's Law in full effect here.

Moridin920 posted:

We hooked up a few times too it was p cool

Sheep-Goats posted:

Like I give a gently caress

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5. Never Supplicate To Women
Throughout the vast majority of American Psycho’s non-linear storyline, Bateman is engaged to his vacuous, spoiled, entitled bitch of a girlfriend. In the world of American Psycho, everybody is cheating and sleeping around with one another, and the only reason it seems any of the characters are in relationships is to maintain appearances. Bateman is no exception.

Despite his overwhelming need to maintain appearances and put on a good show, Bateman is never one to cave to a woman’s needs. At any given moment, he puts not only his fiancée in her place when necessary, but also the women with whom his relationships are purely sexual.

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8. “Just Say No”
The ability to simply say “No” to people without feeling the need to follow it up with a justified reason is one of the most powerful weapons a man can have in his arsenal.

Snatch Duster posted:

Totes didn't happen ahahha


lol

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The statement “Against slut-shaming” contradicts itself because it is shameful to be a slut.

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5 Reasons Why I No Longer Date Black Women

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Donovan is a late bloomer who loves target shooting and spending time outdoors. He is a strong proponent of solitude so he hangs his hat in an industrial warehouse in a futile attempt to get off the grid.

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Most people who are honest with themselves know that black women have the lowest SMV of any female in the western hemisphere and maybe even the world. Plenty of men out there have a taste for them but the cruel reality of natural selection all but weeds them out of just about every pool of men with options.

I’ve dated my fair share of black girls, but after I became unplugged I find that I rarely game them unless they are an exquisite specimen, and even then I tread very carefully. This was not a conscious choice. It was just a natural progression in my development. The more my game level improved, the less attractive they became. These days they’re practically invisible to me.

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4. Their extreme sluttiness

I know, I know. Most girls in this country are sluts. I get it. But black chicks are the undisputed queens of slutdom and it’s not even close. This, like a lot of reckless female behavior, probably falls into the lack of self worth category.

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1. They’re not feminine

This is by far the single most unattractive trait black women possess. Dealing with your typical self-proclaimed “strong black woman” is a huge pain in the rear end and just not worth the sexual exchange.

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In Closing…

I’d love to slay hot black rear end on the regular but it’s slim pickings out there. The sisters out there that do pass the boner test have way too much baggage to consider even putting them in gently caress buddy status. Their overt masculinity also takes them completely out of the running for an ONS. It’s sad to say but I’ve come to a point in my life where I’ve realized they’re just not worth pursuing anymore.

I suppose they could raise their collective SMV enough to become a viable option for men other than thirsty simps, but it would take a generational mind shift of epic proportions. Though they have their deficiencies, there are plenty of changes they could make to maximize their desirability.

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Women Should Save Their Virginity For Marriage

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Blair Naso

was destined to be a god of the Manosphere, but instead he gave up his swan song and died. However, you can still read his blog's archives and buy his poetry books.

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Studies have shown that the more sexual partners a woman has had, the less likely she is to describe her marriage as happy. Shocker, right? It’s like women were designed to be property.