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MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

Zeroisanumber posted:

What would fat white chicks put on everything if we didn't have Ranch?

mayo or that garlic-mayo

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Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Volume posted:

you've heard of spam right?

Hawaiians know how to use it right tho.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
it tastes fine ya fuckin 'mos

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

greasy pepperoni pizza + ranch + hot sauce

that combo also goes well with a meatball sub

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
i could never figure out why people eat hot wings with ranch. is it just to drown out the slightest hint of spiciness with gross ranch goop?

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
ranch or cool ranch

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Bip Roberts posted:

ranch or cool ranch

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Serious Frolicking posted:

i could never figure out why people eat hot wings with ranch. is it just to drown out the slightest hint of spiciness with gross ranch goop?

Where the gently caress do you live where you get ranch with your wings instead of bleu cheese?

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

Zeroisanumber posted:

What would fat white chicks put on everything if we didn't have Ranch?

their titties?

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Sheep-Goats posted:

Where the gently caress do you live where you get ranch with your wings instead of bleu cheese?

Like most of america, unfortunately.

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


Blue Cheese Dressing is better for dipping literally anything than ranch.

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull

gottabefrank posted:

Frozen pizza, ranch dressing, piss beer

My baby taste buds are sated

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull

Tiberius Thyben posted:

Blue Cheese Dressing is better for dipping literally anything than ranch.

wrong but it is better for wings and vegetables but not pizza

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ti6vrdNkw2Y

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

bum's assholes are an underrated tasty treat trust me i love ranch

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


tomstuart posted:

wrong but it is better for wings and vegetables but not pizza

If you dip your pizza in anything other than some sort of cheese dip you are a animal and should die.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Tiberius Thyben posted:

If you dip your pizza in anything other than some sort of cheese dip you are a animal and should die.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
any halfway decent hot wings taste good without dipping them in anything, though? and for bad hot wings you add hot sauce.

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down
It's either Bleu cheeze with wings or go gently caress your mother

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Bip Roberts posted:

Like most of america, unfortunately.

Like nowhere I've ever been in America. Which means the loving South?

Do you live in the South?

Everywhere I've been you get bleu cheese with your wings, including Buffalo NY.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

texaholic posted:

It's either Bleu cheeze with wings or go gently caress your mother

texaholic posted:

It's either Bleu cheeze with wings or go gently caress your mother

texaholic posted:

It's either Bleu cheeze with wings or go gently caress your mother

texaholic posted:

It's either Bleu cheeze with wings or go gently caress your mother

Topographic Nap
Apr 22, 2007

i use the spray on dressing because i long for death

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp
Ranch dressing is pretty great stuff actually and I recommend it.

Irradiation
Sep 14, 2005

I understand your frustration.
Every European I've met that complains about ranch slathers mayo on everything.

Troll Bridgington
Dec 22, 2011

Keeping up foreign relations.

TEAYCHES posted:

its good on sandwiches

I agree

Ultimate Shrek Fan
May 2, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

texaholic posted:

Absolutely disgusting.....

5'd

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp
Ranch dressing works on a lot of things except salads yet I always see it being marketed as a salad thing. What's up with that?

Told Two Times
Feb 13, 2014

by Smythe
I agree, loving disgusting.

feller
Jul 5, 2006


You people talking about dipping your pizza just mean the crust right? If so, vinegar is the #1 and only dip for pizza crust.

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
yes dipping cheese covered stuff into mayo sour cream and milk surely wont have any health impacts

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot

Omelette du Fromage posted:

You people talking about dipping your pizza just mean the crust right? If so, vinegar is the #1 and only dip for pizza crust.

nope, just dip the entire motherfucker in ranch, triangle point first

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
i'm going to start a restaurant that's assisted suicide themed

the basic burger is a triple and the double has six patties

Redmanred
Aug 29, 2005

My hometown japan
:japan:
I gotta drown my cheap frozen pizza in a 4th of a bottle of hidden valley.

feller
Jul 5, 2006


huskarl_marx posted:

nope, just dip the entire motherfucker in ranch, triangle point first

what the gently caress

feller
Jul 5, 2006


huskarl_marx posted:

i'm going to start a restaurant that's assisted suicide themed

the basic burger is a triple and the double has six patties

http://newsfeed.time.com/2013/10/05/heart-attack-grill-owner-proudly-displays-dead-customers-remains-on-tv/

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Cool American dressing?

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot

Omelette du Fromage posted:

what the gently caress


yeah its pretty messed up, it was a huge thing at my high school

for real tho a turkish pizza covered in fresh lettuce and shwarma sauce is really loving good


huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
its been months since i've had pizza with the cheese on it so i really shouldn't be the arbiter about whats tasty tho

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



american cheese
pork rinds
chitterlings
slim jims
wendys chilli
hawaiian pizza

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huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot

The Goatfather posted:

american cheese
pork rinds
chitterlings
slim jims
wendys chilli
hawaiian pizza

save the middle man and throw these straight into the toilet

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