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Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

I live at home. Ask me anything.

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social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



how r u today

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
Do you like living at home?

Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

social vegan posted:

how r u today

I'm good.

Neukoln19 posted:

Do you like living at home?

Yeah, it's pretty chill.

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
Just a heads up op I'm really going to axe you a bunch of questions so you better be swift in yr replies coz I'm an impatient persom

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
Do you live with anyone at your home?

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home
did anime contribute to this at all

Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

Neukoln19 posted:

Do you live with anyone at your home?

I live with my mommy and daddy and love them very much.

Full Metal Jackass posted:

did anime contribute to this at all

No.

i can still taste him
Feb 16, 2003
Buglord
Do you live downstairs? Wait, I know you do. Do you go up for anything except dinner?

Drad_Bert
Jun 26, 2013

by Smythe

i can still taste him
Feb 16, 2003
Buglord

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

I live with my mommy and daddy and love them very much.
This important. You are a good son.

Now do them a favor and leave. Quite frankly they're sick of your poo poo. Get a job. Maybe a girlfriend. Where are the grandbabies!?!?

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

How many times per week do your parents "wrestle"?

Do you have stairs in your house?

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
How old are you?

Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

Dza posted:

Do you live downstairs? Wait, I know you do. Do you go up for anything except dinner?

I used to, but now I live upstairs.

Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

Dza posted:

This important. You are a good son.

Now do them a favor and leave. Quite frankly they're sick of your poo poo. Get a job. Maybe a girlfriend. Where are the grandbabies!?!?

I don't want kids. I hate those crotch spawn.

Dirk Squarejaw posted:

How many times per week do your parents "wrestle"?

Do you have stairs in your house?

Uhh, I don't know dude. And yes, two flights of stairs in fact.

Neukoln19 posted:

How old are you?

20 something.

mysterious loyall X
Jul 8, 2003

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

I live at home. Ask me anything.

what's your favorite thing to open and close in your home.

Phobic Nest
Oct 2, 2013

You Are My Sunshine
Where else would you live?

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
whats it like being a living statisic in america instead fo a dying statistic overseas

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
death to america

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
burn the fortune 500 slash the fiber from chicago to nyc murder every single appointed and elected official nuke all the cities

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
Sorry, 20 something is not a satisfactory answer. I'm going to assume you are29.9 years old unless you clarify and specicify

Do you have a job?

How much do you weigh?

Please describe an average day from when you wake up to when you fall a sleep.

Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

mysterious loyall X posted:

what's your favorite thing to open and close in your home.

Probably the back door, it has a really old lock on it from like the 1800s or whatever. It's so sweet.

Phobic Nest posted:

Where else would you live?

I probably won't ever leave New England.

huskarl_marx posted:

whats it like being a living statisic in america instead fo a dying statistic overseas

Actually it's normal for children to live at home up to and into their 30s in many South American and East Asian countries, so I'm not sure what your point is.

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!
Have your parents ever caught you masturbating?

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
Please answer my questions

Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

Neukoln19 posted:

Sorry, 20 something is not a satisfactory answer. I'm going to assume you are29.9 years old unless you clarify and specicify

Do you have a job?

How much do you weigh?

Please describe an average day from when you wake up to when you fall a sleep.

You can assume all you want, but I will not reveal my age as my enemies on these forums outnumber your disgusting untrimmed chin hairs.

I have a job working with chemicals and human bodies.

I don't know how much I weigh, but I have a physical coming up and will update the OP. Not fat- if that's what you're getting at.

I usually wake up around 5 AM and have my coffee. Then, I tend to the animals as my parents are too old to do much with them these days. By 9 AM I'm at work, and there I stay until the days work is done.

Secks Cauldron posted:

Have your parents ever caught you masturbating?

No.

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
I think you are withholding information in regards to your last response. Please elaborate on your 24 hour day.

Why do you have so many enemies?

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005

Neukoln19 posted:


Why do you have so many enemies?

The real question I suppose is are you grandiose or just paranoid?

Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

Neukoln19 posted:

I think you are withholding information in regards to your last response. Please elaborate on your 24 hour day.

Why do you have so many enemies?

I won't discuss my work, but when I get home I usually have another coffee and unwind. I'll read some forums and play games, then masturbate for two hours, maybe take a nap, etc.

Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

Neukoln19 posted:

The real question I suppose is are you grandiose or just paranoid?

You wouldn't believe it even if I told you.

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
Do you have to masterbate in the shower?

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
You masturbate for 2 hours? Why? All you need is 10 minutes,( or 1 minute if your name begins wit N and ends with eukoln19)

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
Doesn't everyone live at home?

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

gnarlyhotep posted:

Doesn't everyone live at home?

:eyepop: wtf is this word sorcery

Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

Poetic Justice posted:

Do you have to masterbate in the shower?

No.

Neukoln19 posted:

You masturbate for 2 hours? Why? All you need is 10 minutes,( or 1 minute if your name begins wit N and ends with eukoln19)

It's complicated.

gnarlyhotep posted:

Doesn't everyone live at home?

Hm.. yes, I suppose.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
well unless you are homeless

but then again home is where the heart is

so I still don't realy get the OP question

Cry Havoc
May 10, 2004

This cyberpunk cartoon avatar is pretty dang ol' good, I tell you what.
do you cook for yourself?

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
How much money have you saved, in general amounts, from living at home?

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

america has a weird obsession with moving out at 18, nowhere else seems to care that much

RaceBannon
Apr 3, 2010
Are you a creepy mortician?

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somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
What's your favorite color of socks?

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