MLS June GDT - Official "Don Garber for FIFA President" Club

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whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

It's not like he could be any worse than the last guy, right?

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Eastern Conference

#	Club				PTS	GP	PPG	W	L	T	GF	GA	GD	HG	HGD	RG	RGD
1	D.C. United			28	15	1.87	8	3	4	19	13	6	15	8	4	-2
2	New England Revolution		21	14	1.5	5	3	6	20	18	2	12	6	8	-4
3	New York Red Bulls		17	12	1.42	4	3	5	15	13	2	8	3	7	-1
4	Toronto FC			16	11	1.45	5	5	1	17	15	2	5	2	12	0
5	Columbus Crew SC		16	13	1.23	4	5	4	19	19	0	15	8	4	-8
6	Philadelphia Union		15	15	1	4	8	3	17	23	-6	7	1	10	-7
7	Chicago Fire			14	12	1.17	4	6	2	15	17	-2	9	4	6	-6
8	Orlando City SC			14	13	1.08	3	5	5	16	17	-1	9	0	7	-1
9	Montreal Impact			11	9	1.22	3	4	2	11	14	-3	11	4	0	-7
10	New York City FC		8	13	0.62	1	7	5	10	17	-7	7	-2	3	-5

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Western Conference

#	Club				PTS	GP	PPG	W	L	T	GF	GA	GD	HG	HGD	RG	RGD
1	Seattle Sounders FC		26	13	2	8	3	2	20	10	10	10	6	10	4
2	Vancouver Whitecaps FC		23	15	1.53	7	6	2	17	15	2	13	2	4	0
3	FC Dallas			21	13	1.62	6	4	3	18	19	-1	9	1	9	-2
4	Sporting Kansas City		21	13	1.62	5	2	6	21	15	6	13	8	8	-2
5	LA Galaxy			21	15	1.4	5	4	6	15	17	-2	9	6	6	-8
6	Portland Timbers		19	14	1.36	5	5	4	13	14	-1	6	1	7	-2
7	San Jose Earthquakes		18	13	1.38	5	5	3	14	15	-1	6	3	8	-4
8	Houston Dynamo			17	14	1.21	4	5	5	17	17	0	12	1	5	-1
9	Real Salt Lake			17	14	1.21	4	5	5	13	18	-5	8	2	5	-7
10	Colorado Rapids			13	13	1	2	4	7	11	12	-1	5	-4	6	3

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Supporter's Shield

#	Club				PTS	GP	PPG	W	L	T	GF	GA	GD	HG	HGD	RG	RGD
1	D.C. United			28	15	1.87	8	3	4	19	13	6	15	8	4	-2
2	Seattle Sounders FC		26	13	2	8	3	2	20	10	10	10	6	10	4
3	Vancouver Whitecaps FC		23	15	1.53	7	6	2	17	15	2	13	2	4	0
4	FC Dallas			21	13	1.62	6	4	3	18	19	-1	9	1	9	-2
5	Sporting Kansas City		21	13	1.62	5	2	6	21	15	6	13	8	8	-2
6	New England Revolution		21	14	1.5	5	3	6	20	18	2	12	6	8	-4
7	LA Galaxy			21	15	1.4	5	4	6	15	17	-2	9	6	6	-8
8	Portland Timbers		19	14	1.36	5	5	4	13	14	-1	6	1	7	-2
9	San Jose Earthquakes		18	13	1.38	5	5	3	14	15	-1	6	3	8	-4
10	New York Red Bulls		17	12	1.42	4	3	5	15	13	2	8	3	7	-1
11	Houston Dynamo			17	14	1.21	4	5	5	17	17	0	12	1	5	-1
12	Real Salt Lake			17	14	1.21	4	5	5	13	18	-5	8	2	5	-7
13	Toronto FC			16	11	1.45	5	5	1	17	15	2	5	2	12	0
14	Columbus Crew SC		16	13	1.23	4	5	4	19	19	0	15	8	4	-8
15	Philadelphia Union		15	15	1	4	8	3	17	23	-6	7	1	10	-7
16	Chicago Fire			14	12	1.17	4	6	2	15	17	-2	9	4	6	-6
17	Orlando City SC			14	13	1.08	3	5	5	16	17	-1	9	0	7	-1
18	Colorado Rapids			13	13	1	2	4	7	11	12	-1	5	-4	6	3
19	Montreal Impact			11	9	1.22	3	4	2	11	14	-3	11	4	0	-7
20	New York City FC		8	13	0.62	1	7	5	10	17	-7	7	-2	3	-5

# ? Jun 5, 2015 08:25

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# ? Apr 23, 2024 10:06

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
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Orlando's under the red line, all is right in the world.

# ? Jun 5, 2015 18:31

davecrazy: Nov 25, 2004; I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.

Is there nowhere to watch Houston/NJ with English announcers?

# ? Jun 6, 2015 02:11

Your Boy Fancy: Feb 7, 2003; by Cyrano4747

Why on Earth would you want that. Listen to Spanish. Educate yoself

# ? Jun 6, 2015 02:13

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Now now Fancy, he has to learn this for himself.

Just hit the SAP button to go to English...then see how long you last before you switch back.

# ? Jun 6, 2015 02:25

davecrazy: Nov 25, 2004; I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.

Yeah I've been trying that with no effect. After some googling apparently Verizon fios doesn't have it working for some reason.

It's not in 5.1 so I can't do the old unplug the center channel trick either.

davecrazy fucked around with this message at 02:41 on Jun 6, 2015

# ? Jun 6, 2015 02:27

davecrazy: Nov 25, 2004; I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.

Yeah energy drinks.

# ? Jun 6, 2015 02:48

davecrazy: Nov 25, 2004; I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.

That was a hell of a chip.

# ? Jun 6, 2015 03:23

Akileese: Feb 6, 2005

I've said it before and I'll say it again, Concacaf officiating is the loving worst.

# ? Jun 6, 2015 03:27

davecrazy: Nov 25, 2004; I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.

Grella gets taken out by the keeper and he's the one who gets booked?

They saying he dove? Even though the goalie clearly hooked his back foot.

# ? Jun 6, 2015 03:28

davecrazy: Nov 25, 2004; I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.

This 2nd half has been all Houston.

# ? Jun 6, 2015 03:36

Syrinxx: Mar 28, 2002; Death is whimsical today

lol suck it new jersey red balls

# ? Jun 6, 2015 03:38

davecrazy: Nov 25, 2004; I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.

It should be 3-1. Still don't understand why they disallowed that goal.

# ? Jun 6, 2015 03:41

davecrazy: Nov 25, 2004; I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.

welp.

# ? Jun 6, 2015 03:43

Your Boy Fancy: Feb 7, 2003; by Cyrano4747

gently caress New Jersey For A Thousand Years

# ? Jun 6, 2015 04:13

Hungryjack: May 9, 2003

Boy that sure was a weird game. Fun though.

# ? Jun 6, 2015 04:38

guppy: Sep 21, 2004; sting like a byob

Well that was not the goal I was expecting in the first few minutes :woop:

EDIT: It will never not be funny to me when someone goes for a bicycle kick and misses complete and falls on his rear end

guppy fucked around with this message at 00:33 on Jun 7, 2015

# ? Jun 7, 2015 00:15

davecrazy: Nov 25, 2004; I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.

The Philly kit is hideous.

# ? Jun 7, 2015 00:48

joshtothemaxx: Nov 17, 2008; I will have a whole army of zombies! A zombie Marine Corps, a zombie Navy Corps, zombie Space Cadets...

Toronto got sooooo lucky on that Opare offside call.

# ? Jun 7, 2015 01:26

Ciprian Maricon: Feb 27, 2006

Vamos united.

# ? Jun 7, 2015 01:33

guppy: Sep 21, 2004; sting like a byob

Goddammit.

# ? Jun 7, 2015 01:47

Conartist: Aug 15, 2004

drat it Orlando.

# ? Jun 7, 2015 01:49

joshtothemaxx: Nov 17, 2008; I will have a whole army of zombies! A zombie Marine Corps, a zombie Navy Corps, zombie Space Cadets...

guppy posted:

Goddammit.

Giovinco is too good.

# ? Jun 7, 2015 01:49

paddyboat: Feb 20, 2013; Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me

Chicago up 1-0 which makes me nervous for some reason.

# ? Jun 7, 2015 01:50

guppy: Sep 21, 2004; sting like a byob

Should have been a pen for that challenge on Espindola

# ? Jun 7, 2015 01:57

Starsfan: Sep 29, 2007; This is what happens when you disrespect Cam Neely

That Giovinco is going to win enough games by himself for Toronto to make the playoffs.

# ? Jun 7, 2015 02:00

Ciprian Maricon: Feb 27, 2006

Now that's the united I know and love, my familiar team of gently caress ups

# ? Jun 7, 2015 02:02

Shammypants: May 25, 2004; Let me tell you about true luxury.

Realistically several of our games this year should have been losses like that. This is just equilibrium taking place

# ? Jun 7, 2015 02:04

Your Boy Fancy: Feb 7, 2003; by Cyrano4747

United Lose 2-2

# ? Jun 7, 2015 02:06

Hello Towel: Aug 9, 2010

Good half. I hope Chicago comes out strong in the second half, they have Orlando the momentum.

# ? Jun 7, 2015 02:27

foobardog: Apr 19, 2007; There, now I can tell when you're posting.

-- A friend

Sounders - Sporting is certainly a game of MLS soccer.

# ? Jun 7, 2015 02:40

paddyboat: Feb 20, 2013; Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me

That was insanely good Chicago

# ? Jun 7, 2015 02:53

foobardog: Apr 19, 2007; There, now I can tell when you're posting.

-- A friend

Yep bullshit offside this is an mls game.

# ? Jun 7, 2015 03:04

foobardog: Apr 19, 2007; There, now I can tell when you're posting.

-- A friend

Far side AR, I hate you.

# ? Jun 7, 2015 03:11

shirts and skins: Jun 25, 2007; Good morning!

What a HORSESHIT penalty call to decide the game.

# ? Jun 7, 2015 03:20

DR AIDS: Nov 4, 2008; No shits will be given

MLS refs, you are not good.

# ? Jun 7, 2015 03:21

paddyboat: Feb 20, 2013; Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me

Fuckin hell Jeff

Sort it out

# ? Jun 7, 2015 03:22

Giovanni_Sinclair: Apr 25, 2009; It was on this day that his greatest enemy defeated, the true lord of darkness arose. His name? MARIO.

I finally come back to this board after taking a break from posting because of the hawks/remember to post to come back to see the Fire going to lose because of a own goal to Orlando. First the Hawks lose and now the Fire is going to lose after playing a decent well played game but then messing up at the end of it.

# ? Jun 7, 2015 03:27

shirts and skins: Jun 25, 2007; Good morning!

I was expecting a loss here with so many starters out, but this is a loving raw deal. A bad offside call and a worse penalty turned a 1 - 0 into a 0 - 1.

# ? Jun 7, 2015 03:27

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# ? Apr 23, 2024 10:06

foobardog: Apr 19, 2007; There, now I can tell when you're posting.

-- A friend

The B team totally played worth the win, so I can't even be that mad. Though I'd not be surprised if Frei and Sigi are suspended next well.

# ? Jun 7, 2015 03:31

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