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Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
This is already better than the Women's World Cup. Hamid for America As Usual.

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camoseven
Dec 30, 2005

RODOLPHONE RINGIN'
DC has been getting hosed on calls all night, cool

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
Kemp clattering Ribiero was stupid but nothing about that was a loving penalty

camoseven
Dec 30, 2005

RODOLPHONE RINGIN'
Uggggh Hamid you got me so excited and then my hopes were dashed

guppy
Sep 21, 2004

sting like a byob
gently caress this

camoseven
Dec 30, 2005

RODOLPHONE RINGIN'
Oh and now a water break, gently caress off

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!
First Florida team. First water break.


e; I can confirm it's loving hot here today.

camoseven
Dec 30, 2005

RODOLPHONE RINGIN'
I hope this ref gets heat stroke during the break and can't continue

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747

Zero One posted:

First Florida team. First water break.


e; I can confirm it's loving hot here today.

Look at this loving noob.

Was Taters
Jul 30, 2004

Here comes a regular
Remember when the Houston fans were SO MAD the ref gave a water break in their game?

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!

Your Boy Fancy posted:

Look at this loving noob.

:smug: Failed teams don't count.


(I don't know where I'm going with this, the heat has melted my brain)

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747

Zero One posted:

:smug: Failed teams don't count.


(I don't know where I'm going with this, the heat has melted my brain)

JUST

LIKE

YOUR

FAIL

AND

GAY

TEAM

!!!!!!!!!









t

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
One day, Miguel Aguilar will be useful.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

Your Boy Fancy posted:

One day, Miguel Aguilar will be useful.

Today seems like a good candidate.

He can bring the water bottles out on the next break.

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
Tonight, the Conor Doyle: Surprisingly Good Winger experiment continues

camoseven
Dec 30, 2005

RODOLPHONE RINGIN'
Doyle ahhhhhh you needed to score you fuckhead

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
Short corners are loving awful every time

joshtothemaxx
Nov 17, 2008

I will have a whole army of zombies! A zombie Marine Corps, a zombie Navy Corps, zombie Space Cadets...
That was bad. I hope the DC magic hasn't worn off already.

Hungryjack
May 9, 2003

Was Taters posted:

Remember when the Houston fans were SO MAD the ref gave a water break in their game?

I remember

Was Taters
Jul 30, 2004

Here comes a regular

Hungryjack posted:

I remember

You were SO MAD

Hungryjack
May 9, 2003

Was Taters posted:

You were SO MAD

I'm still mad. This is bullshit. These are professional athletes. Also, there have always been ample opportunity to hydrate during the run of play. When it gets hot, people go down with cramps. When someone goes down, the other 21 players (and the refs) grab bottles while the down guy works it out. It's not like we're asking them to play without any fluids. But what pissed me off most of all, was the "Aha!" moment in the World Cup when advertisers realized the golden opportunity to throw some commercials in during the stoppage. That's how I know these breaks are here to stay. Soon they will be scheduled breaks so the stations can know when to cut to commercial. It's all downhill from here.

Was Taters
Jul 30, 2004

Here comes a regular
Ah yeah, professional athletes worked to death. Qatar's a fine idea.

awdeetdeet
May 26, 2008
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvFpBTuSdqE

Here is a free stream thing of an Orlando City friendly at Charleston Battery if ya'll are bored.

Hungryjack
May 9, 2003

Was Taters posted:

Ah yeah, professional athletes worked to death. Qatar's a fine idea.

You have a pretty low estimate on the physical fitness of professional soccer players.

Was Taters
Jul 30, 2004

Here comes a regular

Hungryjack posted:

You have a pretty low estimate on the physical fitness of professional soccer players.

Or I place a very high value on their health.

TAKE THAT TAKE THAT

Riven
Apr 22, 2002
drat. Pablo shaved the 'stache. Changes must be in the air. Hopefully.

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

There was not one drat thing of note that happened in the first half.

Riven
Apr 22, 2002
That's what? The fourth or fifth goal scored on the Rapids in that exact fashion?

Riven
Apr 22, 2002
SERRRRRNNNNNAAAAAAAA!

The Light Eternal
Jun 12, 2006

A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life.
I guess there's no NWSL thread so... The Thorns goalkeeper scored the equalizer tonight against FCKC. A header. On a set piece. :lol:

TheBoyBlunder
Jul 3, 2004

Anyone else have the munchies?
News: Rapids are now 2-17-9 in 28 league games, unless I did my math wrong.

Views: this team sucks and I hate to say it, but I'm getting tempted to jump on the "Pablo out" bandwagon. They're soooo close to figuring it out, but then they just can't ever seem to get over that last barrier to success. After watching the replay for some reason, it feels more like they have no idea what they're doing, they have no belief they can win a league game, and whatever coaching they get is non-existent. Maybe the FO is hoping the Rapids pull a 2013 DC United? I don't know...

Riven posted:

That's what? The fourth or fifth goal scored on the Rapids in that exact fashion?

That sounds about right this year. This team can't defend for poo poo on those plays.

TheBoyBlunder fucked around with this message at 09:20 on Jun 22, 2015

Was Taters
Jul 30, 2004

Here comes a regular

The Light Eternal posted:

I guess there's no NWSL thread so... The Thorns goalkeeper scored the equalizer tonight against FCKC. A header. On a set piece. :lol:

That stamp that dropped you down to 10 women was pretty special, too.

binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

4-5-1 for Seattle today, should be a shitshow

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

SeaTard posted:

4-5-1 for Seattle today, should be a shitshow
No Osvaldo Alonso, no Clint Dempsey, no Obafemi Martins so yes it should be quite a shitshow.

Poonior Toilett
Aug 21, 2004

m'lady

I'm at the DeRo testimonial and both he and Dichio scored and I'm smiling like an idiot

DoHimJob
Nov 30, 2005

GIANT SPACEBALL
Let's goooooooo Quakes.

EDIT: STOP PLAYING WONDO IN THE MIDFIELD, JESUS CHRIST.

DoHimJob fucked around with this message at 21:04 on Jun 20, 2015

DR AIDS
Nov 4, 2008

No shits will be given
God damnit, it's loving Azira again. Get better already, Alonso.

El Jebus
Jun 18, 2008

This avatar is paid for by "Avatars for improving Lowtax's spine by any means that doesn't result in him becoming brain dead by putting his brain into a cyborg body and/or putting him in a exosuit due to fears of the suit being hacked and crushing him during a cyberpunk future timeline" Foundation
drat, nice goal!

DoHimJob
Nov 30, 2005

GIANT SPACEBALL
What a pass, what a finish!

E: http://gfycat.com/ImpassionedMeekAfricanclawedfrog

Beautiful

DoHimJob fucked around with this message at 21:53 on Jun 20, 2015

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Tzen
Sep 11, 2001

Welp. I knew some bullshit goal would happened against the run of play.

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